Note To Nicky: Don't Trust That Girl
Nicky Kidman is totally laughing on the inside behind Tommy Girl's back in that picture above. She's probably remembering the moment she caught him booty dancing while wearing one of her teddies. Those were the days.
Tommy Girl was apparently one of the first whores to congratulate Nicky for popping out her little botox pillow, Sunday Rose. He congratulated her by removing the alien hex he put on her. No, he reportedly sent her some fugly flowers.
A source told The Daily Mirror, "She has had hundreds of bouquets of flowers from well-wishers. Tom was one of the first people to get in touch and he sent her enough flowers to fill a room."
You don't mess around with a present from Tommy. Nicky better have immediately taken a torch to those gay ass flowers.
Tommy is one shady lady. He totally put some cameras in there and probably some Scientology mind-reading herbs. You can't trust a bitch who laughs like Mister Ed.
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Kdraco ~ did you see Donnie Darko? if not, get it STAT. Its an amazing movie. The movie was made in 2001 but is set in 1988. I can't tell you what its about, its too difficult to explain, but it you read the Youtube comments you'll get a good idea.
Nicole is looking down and telling John Travolta, "SHHHH!! And while you're down there..."
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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Haha.
That picture freaked me out at first. I thought this would be "Pam-Tommy" post except creepier.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
D.D. lovely song!
TheBreakdown, since its a slow day, I just wanted to comment on your MySpace photo of you in the street. Very nice. ;)
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i know no one asked, but this is my favorite song right now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M
Speaking of teef, Tommy girl should have spent that flower money on fixing his mommas teeth and gums. Remember that shit? *shudders*
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ahh...my computer hiccuped
So, she never had a baby with him.
Good for her. She knew WTF was going on.
Submitted by zomay on July 10, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Was anyone else left wondering after seeing the movie 'Eyes Wide Shut'?
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He!! yes! That's their real life. Or someone's real life. A lot of people thought/think there was a connection between the release of that movie and Stanley Kubrick's death...conspiritards think the strangest things.
Holy crap, I cant look at that picture above for too long...Tommy is creeping me out!! All i can hear when i look at that is HEE HAW HEE HAW HEE HAW!!!!
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Damn he's fug
zomay:
I wanted to like it for Kubrick's sale, not theirs.
And ultimately, I don't think I could watch it again to completion.
And their alleged scenes proves there was no intimacy in that marriage!
www.myspace.com/triston
It's not slow really...its this site dammit!!! I posted that last comment a lonnnnnnnnnng time ago and it finally loaded up. Why takie so long????
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IG - i think you can throw in "a coupla packs of Lucky Strikes a day" too.
He's a frickin' genius, tho. Teef or no teef!!
DiamondDawg on July 10, 2008 - 1:41pm.
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i miss britney and paris freak days. ah good timez. remember the day paris was crying in the back seat of the police car?
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Caption: "Oh, STOP IT!!!!"
I have to disagree with MK on this one; the look on Nicole's face is more "WTF did i get myself into when i married this thing..."
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Was anyone else left wondering after seeing the movie 'Eyes Wide Shut'? Their scenes were uncomfortable and yet I watched the whole movie wanting to like it. That movie could of been good.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Princess Claire:
it's always a slow day with grass!
*puff*
and has anyone else noticed that Nicole and Tom have never been seen in the same room together since he left her ass to marry Xenu?
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oh pleeeesse the Tommy bashing is getting old let's move on. Now for more on Nicole bashing LOL, she'll screw up this kid just like she did with her first two. I can't believe everyone is so happy for her on her FIRST child.....she has 2 other ones she already ignores.
He totally put those pod flowers in her room ala Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 10, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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Yes! That's what happens when you don't practice good oral hygiene. And drink 47 pints of Guinness a day.
Unlike Tom, who has perfect gums. :)
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UHH... He probrably sent the flowers cause he thought she was dead already
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www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
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i miss britney and paris freak days. ah good timez. remember the day paris was crying in the back seat of the police car?
He totally put those pod flowers in her room ala Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Laughs like Mister Ed??....try LOOKS like Mister Ed! Only Mister Ed has a softer nose and will let you ride him for a sugar cube. Oh wait...Tom probably does that too. Damn.
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kdraco - that un-china poblana frida is freakin' me out. i don't know why...it looks like its trying to give me voodoo or something!
is it just me or is today a slowwww dayyyyyyy?
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island girl, what happened to your teef? lol. that's the dude from the pogues huh?
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IG, that avie! EEEK! lol
Tommy is just SO sincere......what a guy...
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
a horse is a horse is a horse, of course....
His gums are blinding.
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Póg ma thoin.