Wino's Peep Show
The Wino gave her Blaaaake a special performance during visiting hours at Pentonville prison yesterday. According to The Sun, Wino pulled up her top, pressed her chichis against the glass booth and started shaking it like.....well....like a crackhead. Crackies Gone Wild!
The other visitors at the prison were apparently shocked and disgusted. I don't know why? They are getting Wino's world famous heroin shimmy shake show for free! One prudish visitor said, "It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it." Riddle me this? When is she ever NOT out of it?
Since when is it so weird to rub your bare titties up against the glass? I do that for the bitches at my local check cashing place at least once a week. They've only called the police a couple of times which means they don't hate it that much. Seriously though, we've all done that. Right?
Here's The Crackie of Camden being a beautiful mess in London tonight. She didn't bitch slap anyone which mean she's making progress. She's also wearing ballet flats! All is alright in the world.
Keep hope alive, Angel I, I, I. And yes, you're grasping, the new weave won't stay shining fer long. Winehouse probably has that tanning shit on her face, didn't wash today. Gross.
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For all of you who say her skin is looking clearer I present to you thumb six. Please note the drastic change in colour from her cheek to her chin.
So sad. Her new hair is shiny - is that a sign of something? Is that grasping...? *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Le Ballet du Crackhead was a wonderful intro to the Return of the Ballet Slippers of Doom.
Can't wait for the reviews of her concerts tomorrow and Sunday!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
At least she ditched the nurse shoes... for the ever present ballet slippers- she prob had them on underneath, crackies are weird.
I wonder if her foul nipples are as hairy as the pork chop sideburns on her mangy face?
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 11, 2008 - 10:10am.
If I had the time to read all the comments, I'd have time to look for a job.
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That reminds me of a fascinating TRUE story.
When I was a waitress the supervisor used to say, "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean."
Good times, good times.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
If I had the time to read all the comments, I'd have time to look for a job.
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 11, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Mrs.Kravitz is the Mistress of Irreverence. Didn't you know that?
OnT: Poor Amy, if I knew I'd soon have to do sexy times with Blaaaaaaaake, I'd be "out of it," too. But then, I'd have never married him. This is why you don't do crack, kiddies. You marry Blaaaaaakes and Dopertys.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 11, 2008 - 12:55pm.
excuse me Mrs. Kravitz, but what the cock did that commentary have to do with anything even remotely related to this article?
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Read all the comments and you will have the answer to that question.
"what the cock.."
I like that. I just may have to borrow it.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Karl Marl on July 11, 2008 - 8:25am.
Ohhhhhhhhh... Biiiiiiillllllllyyyyyyyy...
I'm bitter and I fear you'll never get the reference. (And don't say Cable Guy).
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Midnight Express.
Okay... I'm an old fuck and I used to be jealous about how the younger generation gets to grow up with the near-godly communication gift of the Internet, but then I became obsessed with blogs and so excuse me Mrs. Kravitz, but what the cock did that commentary have to do with anything even remotely related to this article?
I know someone's going to say you and your desperately-trying-to-be-too-hip-for-thou blogbators all just spamming rafshpot twelloquently, but I think you all need to go over to wereonlyentertainingourselves.blogspot.com and... well... entertain yourselves while I finish my coffee and get to work.
Okay... I'm an old fuck and I used to be jealous about how the younger generation gets to grow up with the near-godly communication gift of the Internet, but then I became obsessed with blogs and so excuse me Mrs. Kravitz, but what the cock did that commentary have to do with anything even remotely about this article?
I know someone's going to say you and your desperately-trying-to-be-too-hip-for-thou blogbators all just spamming rafshpot twelloquently, but I think you all need to go over to wereonlyentertainingourselves.blogspot.com and... well... entertain yourselves while I finish my coffee and get to work.
Submitted by getreal on July 10, 2008 - 11:43pm.
I wonder how you would do with 8 kids?
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I sent all four of my daugters to convent school and all four of my sons to military school.
Now, get me a martini, will you?
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Ohhhhhhhhh... Biiiiiiillllllllyyyyyyyy...
I'm bitter and I fear you'll never get the reference. (And don't say Cable Guy).
I could understand if her life was miserable, she couldn't get a job, she didn't have a home and she wasn't famous and had a voice that people haven't heard in a long time and loved. But she doesn't need crack. That's the most upsetting thing.
do your tits hang lo
do they wobble to and fro
can you put em on the glass
can you pick them off the floor
Amy's new song
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
And one day, this crackery shall pass.
But in the meantime, eat it up, cuz this is some funnAY shit!
www.myspace.com/triston
Uhh..calm down getreal. Jeez.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.
Booo! She shaved her pubes!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Who the hell is that Rockasilly Tranny Creature Beast, bleh
Forget Winehouse she is a cliche.Vote KATE GOSSELIN Slut of the month!!!She is SUPERWOMAN!!She was infertile took treatments to have 2 healthy babies ended up with 8!!!I love John And Kate Plus 8.I think most of the people making these comments have not actually watched the show. Maybe Kate is uptight but her kids and her house always look UNBELIEVABLY CLEAN AND ORGANIZED.If you actually WATCHED the show you would know she has a neighbor who comes over once a week and helps fold laundry she does not do the laundry. Kate does 6 loads of laundry a day that is 42 LOADS OF LAUNDRY A WEEK plus cooking 3 meals a day for 10 people and taking care of 8 kids. Not to mention the fact that these kids are very well loved and love each other they are well behaved and happy and laughing all the time. Oh and it was NOT THE KIDS BIRTHDAY had you actually watched the show you would have seen it was days later their birthday had been celebrated days earlier Kate only wanted them to have one dessert in a day the kids who did not follow the rules did not get dessert if you watch the show that is always the rule. Sorry guys this is a well organized family that has rules and runs well. I wonder how you would do with 8 kids?
Sex, murder, cover up......don't those always go hand in hand?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 1:13am.
Well, I have a long day of drinking ahead of me, goodnight y'all.
Good morrow, TV and sleep well, birthday boy. :)
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 11, 2008 - 1:08am.
Oh and I decided today to go over to popsugar, register (as pooflinger) and harass those saccharine bitches till I get banned, LA style...
LMAO! Okay, that is effing awesome! :)))))
Well, I have a long day of drinking ahead of me, goodnight y'all.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Wood chippers and boners and porn are NOT good in one sentence.
M.E., you owe me a new pair of undies.
Oh and I decided today to go over to popsugar, register (as pooflinger) and harass those saccharine bitches till I get banned, LA style...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 12:04am
Tell you what, I am feeling generous and will finance the "murderous" plot(s) of yours... just try to pass 'em off as legit do I can write 'em off on my taxes...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
MonkeyPox, ok, good. Though you were offended by our murderous plot(s)
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 11, 2008 - 12:53am.
hehe
Now I have Don Adams' voice in my head. And he's drowning out the other voices.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:51pm
MK, of course... why does he have to talk about crackhead boobies? Couldn't he end the day talking about how fantastic Gale Harold looks without a shirt? Now that's a good mental image...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Even inmates that haven't seen tits in years find Amy vulgar and disgusting.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 12:32am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 12:28am.
I have a small dinghy.
Reminds me of the old Get Smart TV show "Would you believe two girlscouts and a rowboat?
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MonkeyPox, who you talkin to?
Wow, the mental image made me die a little on the inside...not a good way to end the night love...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 12:32am.
Why thank ya, thank ya very much.
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*blushing* *extending hand* *palm up* Uh...can I have my chewing gum back... please? *wink* lol
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
TV, will it support the chipper? Dem bitches are heavy!
ExBIL has a fishin boat, big one with GPS...wanna see if we can borrow?
Cement boots always werk wonders in a pinch....
EEg...
♥♥♥ That's all I cn manage
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 12:29am.
Why thank ya, thank ya very much.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
IG, Tis truly brill ale.
T.V., Thank you for sharing your viagra day with us.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Nighty thl...whatever the rest was.
My Soma is kicking in.
Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 12:28am.
I have a small dinghy.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
'Night, thlayly...
Did I get that right?
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 12:18am.
Glad to have talked to you guys- hugs for M.E, T.V., Islandgirl, dead-actress and my sweet Dot, plus anyone else I may have missed.
Nighters, thlayly5, I really enjoyed your interesting, intelligent, thought provoking comments and pleasant company, sweetie. Have a wonderful tomorrow and weekend if I ain't hanging around here. :)
M.E., LOL! I'm really a compassionate person. Honest. I just hate assholes who fuck with people I happen to like. I happen to like YOU too so deal wiffit and I'll stand up for you too if you ever get trolled. I happen to have a backbone and I'll use it when I need to for the sake of people I care about (and yes, people on the internet are PEOPLE).
Ack. Did I rant? Whatever.
ANYWAY.
Wino can sing? I can sing too and I have perfect pitch and yes, I'm braggin'! BEEEEEECH
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Happy Birthday, TV. *grabbing you by your shirt front* *long rough kiss to mouth*................................................*pushing you back* *composing self* *gulping drink* *wiping brow* Whew!
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 12:25am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 12:22am.
The Atlantic is a large ocean.
Cement shoes. Not that the ocean and cement shoes are related.
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TV - who do we know who owns a large boat? The evidence will disappear if we chiper out at sea. Not near the shore. Tides bring the shit in. Out to see, fish bait.....
Nite thlayly5,
And 34b's
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Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 12:22am.
The Atlantic is a large ocean.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.