Wino's Peep Show
The Wino gave her Blaaaake a special performance during visiting hours at Pentonville prison yesterday. According to The Sun, Wino pulled up her top, pressed her chichis against the glass booth and started shaking it like.....well....like a crackhead. Crackies Gone Wild!
The other visitors at the prison were apparently shocked and disgusted. I don't know why? They are getting Wino's world famous heroin shimmy shake show for free! One prudish visitor said, "It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it." Riddle me this? When is she ever NOT out of it?
Since when is it so weird to rub your bare titties up against the glass? I do that for the bitches at my local check cashing place at least once a week. They've only called the police a couple of times which means they don't hate it that much. Seriously though, we've all done that. Right?
Here's The Crackie of Camden being a beautiful mess in London tonight. She didn't bitch slap anyone which mean she's making progress. She's also wearing ballet flats! All is alright in the world.
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Nite, thlayly5, great seeing you!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
She looks like that fat girl from Hairspray if you deflated her and made her a drug addict instead of a ho-ho junkie.
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You are of your own climax.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 12:18am.
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Goodnight, darlin'...*waving*
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
ATV - wood chippers leave evidence. Chunks of flesh, fingernails, etc.
This would never happen in the US, we have laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 12:14am.
I have a wood chipper. And I've done Acid.
TV, you do realize that totally started the launch sequence? RRRRRRRRRRRRROARRRRRRRRRR
Pervo question but, does anyone thing Wino sports a pubic bee-hive? Well? SOMEONE HAD TO ASK. Don't shoot the questioner! Damnit.
Period, do I need to start calling you Robert Pickton, John George Heigh, Ed Gein?!?!?!??!?
Alright, it's 12:32, and I need to go to bed, as my kittens are mauling me.
Glad to have talked to you guys- hugs for M.E, T.V., Islandgirl, dead-actress and my sweet Dot, plus anyone else I may have missed.
Wino- umm, you need to sleep, too.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 12:09am.
I have a wood chipper. And I've done Acid.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Hi DA!
Shocked and disgusted is not the results Wino was going for.LOL
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Manimal, my love! Having witness the horror on an "Oh, the humanity!" level, bet those prisoners begged for medical attention. I'm talking "laying of the hands" on cock religious/medical intervention and for those actually turned on..."The Kevorkian 'cock'tail!"
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:58pm.
I'm with you 100% on that. UGH. I won't regale you of my stalker stories...just scary shit that doesn't need a refurb.
TV, screw Texas, if you have a big vat of acid and a chainsaw and a small plot of land...and perhaps some butcher skills, it's all good.
Yeah, VLL stalker, watch yer back.
Wino's knobby knees need some cheese.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:45pm.
TV, I will totally be your alibi.
We will come up with an extravogant, iron clad alibi.
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OK, how about "bitch needed killin'"? We'll just get the trial moved to Texas.
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I have a fear of needles bitch, or dick I should say. No lethal injection for me thankyouverymuch. Have you ever SEEN the size of that needle?!?!?!!
FUCK. THAT!
Game over man, game over.
M.E., I love you, and your cray-cray daddio. Great stories.
Alibi, alibi-- oh! You guys who are taking out our little problem- you alii should be that you and Barbie doll porn man from the previous post were playing Barbie mansion together the night in question...
Who would doubt that?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Daddio had a rule, if, when pressed against the developing breast, I couldn't "fill" the first couple inches of a bucket glass.....not ready for a bra.
*kills self*
M.E.-- maybe after I have kids I'll achieve a C cup...
My breasts have been 34b's since I was 14, and have never changed, despite my weight going from 155 to 117 back to 135. Sad face.
Not fair, says I, that I gain weight every where but in the boobies..."To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 10, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Happy barfday T.V. Many more.
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Why thank you. Many more and you can call mr Mr. Burns.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
EEG! I'm on te Smithy's as I type. Am in traininig, after all. :)))
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:45pm.
TV, I will totally be your alibi.
We will come up with an extravogant, iron clad alibi.
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OK, how about "bitch needed killin'"? We'll just get the trial moved to Texas.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
There are going to have to be rules against internet stalking soon. It can be really disturbing to your life, and it's super scary.
I would pay to watch Conway Twitty, Mud Packer, Mix Well, etc. get hauled off to the chokey, but not to see their lovers* pull a Wino against the glass at visiting hour.
*if they exist
hugs Dot back
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by dead-actress on July 10, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Hi DA!
Shocked and disgusted is not the results Wino was going for.LOL
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Must have been the boobies!
And we've come full circle....
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HUH? you mean my menses partay? No when I had that I barely filled out an A cup. I went from an A to a C over 8th grade to freshman summer. C to D between soph and Sr. year, DD after the kiddo's.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Waving at you... to drunk to type/spell prperly. How's LOla??
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Hello, pretty girl! I might be ahead of you in the drink department by a couple of drinkies myself. My baby Lola is doing great. She runs, she plays and she's stubborn! Loves to be outside and hops like a bunny when she chases whatever she sees. She has a fascination with birds right now. lol
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Happy barfday T.V. Many more.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:48pm.
OK. That's it! You are officially fantastic in my book! (((HUG)))
Thank you for sharing, that was really neat about your name. :)
Does Wino have bodyguards or hired paps? Confusinggggggggg!
M.E., I hear ya. I feel helpless in a situation like this which even more frustrating because I've come to really care for VLL and this shit is getting tiresome and I feel bad for HER that she even feels embarrassed when it's NOT HER FAULT. She's the VICTIM and she sure as hell shouldn't feel the need to apologize for this fucktard loser.
Wino's feet are probably all crusty with fungus and dead skin and shit. Ick. I sooooooo just grossed myelf out big time.
No Happy Menstruation Day for me, thank god.
I do remember when my dad noticed I was wearing a sports bra for the first time (death, death, death) and also fighting my parents when I was in the fourth grade for permission to shave my legs.
If that sounds really young, well, I was 5'8" at 12 years of age. I developed way early.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Ah, my name... Skip this part if you don't care about where my name came from-
Well, Dot, it's from my favorite book ever. Watership Down by Richard Adams. Great book- my dad read it to me when i was 6, and i read it when i was 7, and have been reading it once a year since. It's about rabbits, and they have their own language called "lapine," and "thlayli" is a character's name that means "Bigwig." I gave it a "y" to look feminine, and the 5 is for another character, "Fiver," and for the year I graduated High School.
-Truly, I am a dork. You can call me whatever you like-
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by dead-actress on July 10, 2008 - 11:42pm.
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Waving at you... to drunk to type/spell prperly. How's LOla??
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Póg ma thoin.
TV, I will totally be your alibi.
We will come up with an extravogant, iron clad alibi.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:39pm.
You mean you didn't a Happy First Menstruation Party?LOL
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Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Must have been the boobies!
And we've come full circle....
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Dot, VLL gives off a definite cool person vibe, while the stalker doesn't. It's obvious who is awesome, and who sucks at life.
Exactly, thlayly5 (btw, when I sound out your name I feel like I'm lisping lol). Someone here is in complete control of her faculties and sensibilities while someone 'else' has some serious, deep, dark icky issues that are just embarrassing to watch unfold. I consider VLL a truly good person for all the crap she's put up with and I'm seriously pissed off at this stalker shit.
Wino just saddens me because there's going to be that big, ugly day when she regrets and that day is going to hurt like hell.
Whoa. Pressing those stretched marked, flattened by lack of nutrition, and dirt encrusted due to lack of soap & water chichis up against that glass shriveled many a peen that day. Many a peen.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
"Period" - seriously. Stalkers are fucking insane.
I had one in Jr. high, ok, yes, it was a boy that was totally in love with me that I was NOT interested in...dude ATE a picture of me and said "This way I can have you inside me, if only for a few days."
FREAK!
Used to show up at my house BS with my dad for HOURS. I was like WTF dad! This is the dude that is obsessed with me!
"Period" - seriously. Stalkers are fucking insane.
I had one in Jr. high, ok, yes, it was a boy that was totally in love with me that I was NOT interested in...dude ATE a picture of me and said "This way I can have you inside me, if only for a few days."
FREAK!
Used to show up at my house BS with my dad for HOURS. I was like WTF dad! This is the dude that is obsessed with me!
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:36pm.
I'll do it for free.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
M.E.- I was 11, and I had just been to the theater to see Deep Impact when I got my first "menses."
I died a little death when my Dad gave me a silent, congratulatory hug. I wanted to kill my mother.
Dot, VLL gives off a definite cool person vibe, while the stalker doesn't. It's obvious who is awesome, and who sucks at life.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:36pm.
TV - summun needs to take a "contract" out on er ass.
I'll pony up some dough. I'm not kidding.
That bitch pisses me the fuck off.
TV - summun needs to take a "contract" out on er ass.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 11:29pm.
That same poster has been stalking VLL for years, not just here but IRL. It's determined.
Yep, and VLL is one of the most level-headed people (youngin' and all) that I've met here on dlisted. I wish I had VLL's patience and compassion. -And anyone who believes the stupid shit VLL's stalker spews has no clue. She's a sweet, wonderful girl. YES, this I KNOW.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 7:32pm.
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Lets just say the dysfunctionalism of my family is at kilt.
What father takes their 14 year old daughter to a celebratory dinner whe she starts her period for the first time???
Yeah. Fucked.
The only pair of boobies I've ever seen and thought were truly gross were Heather Mills' pair. Small, saggy, pancake nipples.... And I hate that bitch, too.
All the other boobies I've seen are pretty righteous.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:31pm.
It needs to be helped upside the head with a Louisville Slugger.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
M.E.-
Did your Daddy ever say, "You can't cover those suckers up?"
lol. Creepy Daddy Spears.
Sick about VLL's stalker. Sort of related, but I have to say, when the scum was saying it had something to "reveal" about her, I was thinking, "I don't care if she's 1500 lbs, a miser, a bitch, hit you by a car, stole your son and gave your daughter amnesia, is sleeping with your man and made your mama hate you- you are wayyyyyyy more annoying."
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Why didn't they arrest her. Right then and there?
How fucked up are their laws there?
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Fucked up enough that Amy and Petey can't seem to get jail time no matter how many times they get arrested. Like OJ Simpson.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV-Viva's stalker really, really needs help. It is really creepy.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:22pm.
And I actually agree with Mani, I pretty much love them all!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Why didn't they arrest her. Right then and there?
How fucked up are their laws there?
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:08pm.
That same poster has been stalking VLL for years, not just here but IRL. It's determined.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
whutever Amy needs to work not shake; more importantly the hive is dropping;*Houston we have a problem.Houston?*