She's Smiling Because She's $1.5 Million Richer
Just like all of us, cold hard cash puts a smile on MiserAlba's permanent grouch face. TMZ reports that MiserAlba has gone and joined the Baby Whoring Club by selling the first pictures of Baby Honor for a cheap $1.5 million to OK! Magazine. Seriously, Matthew McConaughey got $3 million and MiserAlba only got $1.5?! I'm disappointed in that mean ass bitch.
A source said that at first MiserAlba turned down offers from the weeklies, but eventually gave in when the price was right. Hey, she's a pimp that knows her baby's worth. The deal includes the first pictures of Honor as well as some other events like Christmas or MiserAlba's divorce party. The pictures were already taken this week.
MiserAlba could have made more money by adding extras. She should have told their asses that if they want her to fake smile, that's an extra million. And if they actually want her to hold the baby, that's another $500,000.
MiserAlba also owes it to her daughter to put that money in a "Change Your Name Fund."
WHy is that guys thinks she's HOT?
i just dont get it
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
I do not understand why celebs do this, it is not as if they need the money.
Wait, I'm confused....does anyone still give a shit about this woman?
Never, EVER got her appeal. Can't act worth shit. I guess posing for so many demeaning Maxim covers MUST mean you're somehow relevant.... not.
Those magazines are so lame. Since when baby pictures become so valuable?
Besides, (no offense) all babies look the same in their first few months. I can't tell who's whose.
Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Pretty pathetic eh, AB? I'm trying to hold my scurrilous comments for someone more worthy of earning my scorn today. This stupid ho ain't worth my two cents and OK! is fucking tarded.
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Hey Dot!
Love your avie
I'm sure there will be some celebutard who will be worthy today!
This is probably the best offer or only offer she got so yeah, b*tch knew she had to snatch it up quick.
"She finally gave in when the price was right?" They must have started at below $1000 or something. Sad.
"I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please." Dumb bitch.
She's dumb, and her front teeth overlap. Not cute.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 11, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Pretty pathetic eh, AB? I'm trying to hold my scurrilous comments for someone more worthy of earning my scorn today. This stupid ho ain't worth my two cents and OK! is fucking tarded.
I don't believe for one minute that this bitch had other offers. All she got was this one and she knew she better take it before the Brangie twins arrived and would blow her off the map
I don't believe for one minute that this bitch had other offers. All she got was this one and she knew she better take it before the Brangie twins arrived and would blow her off the map
Seriously. Running down to town hall and eloping 4 days before you give birth is ultra trashy.
========Exactly. And saying that OK! paid too much for her baby's pics is an understatement.
Only a couple months old and already making more money than his mom! At least there's no more Honor inside her and definitely no more Honor between her legs. If she gets knocked up again, ten bucks says she names the kid Dignity, seeing as she's naming her children after things she doesn't have anymore.
Fuck you MiserAlba, I'd rather see my own "brown baby" in the toilet than yours.
She looks pretty in this picture.
*blows head off*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Cry me a fucking river, Miserabla. Boo frickity hoo your brown spawn didn't make as much money as some other celebrity's twat droppings.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Did these babies come out of golden vaginas?
From teen pregancies to shot gun weddings these magazines are keeping it real classy. Jessica Alba is fuckin LAME who wants to see her fuckin bastard child? Seriously. Running down to town hall and eloping 4 days before you give birth is ultra trashy.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
How degrading! hold out this long and only get $1.5 million.
So, is McConnaghey going to split the money with the baby's mom or keep it to himself? They don't have wedding plans, do they?
celebutard breeding is so much more lucrative than the regular kind. Hos like mrs. duggar have to pop 'em out by the dozen before anyone notices but celebutards get multiple millions for pics of just ONE.
LOL :D
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I wonder how much one of these weeklies will pay for my 'contributions' to the egg?
I smell at least a cable bill being paid!
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she looks very cute in this photo. the makeup she is wearing suits her.
other than that i'm not that surprised
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Submitted by EastEndGirl
I have even stopped going to refresh and going to bookmarks in hopes of getting MKs click-on status up.
(Must get those page rankings up for ad $$$ for Michael)
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
1.5 million, pffft, chump change.
A Brangelina twin dirty diaper will be at least double that.
I care about as much Alba smiles...and means it.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Deb,
Neither. I reckon MK could bottle his smegma, slap a $100 price tag on it and we would all be lining up with our piggy banks.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
If you don't have anything good to say then don't say anything at all... So I have no comment on this one. :(
her looks make up for "personality"
but shemakes me tir....jiunhmuyhgumnji
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Off Topic:
If you have been on the computer for more that 20 hours, does that mean you are addicted or that your life really sucks...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
These rag mags are getting so bad and i'm running out of bathroom reading. I picked up the National Equirer and read a flowery story about the Jolie/Pitts, those kind of stories make you constipated not give you relief.
Oh Deb!
Me too! The itty bitty ones skeeere me!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Deb- My friend won't hold them until they can tell them what they want. So pretty much right when they're too big to carry!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
A whore whoring her whorefruit out *dies from shock*
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Meh. The only bitch's baby I'm interested in seeing now, is Paris Fucking Hilton's.
BRING IT ON.
And make it one with a very large head circumference and webbed toes.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula
I am askeered of little bitty kids. I have a three inch neck rule. If they ain't showing the neck, i ain't holding them...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I'm going to have to stop buying OK! mag, if they keep doing shit like this.
@ - ISprainedMyUvula - I hope the rest of your pregnancy goes well & that you have a safe birth!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I'm not into babies myself. *pause* Meaning that I love my children but could give two shits and a piss about anybody else's, especially some dimwit, two-bit actress who fails at life.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
ISprainedMyUvula!!!
Congrats!! Name him Miller Lite!! No? Ok.
On topic.
Maybe cuz i don't really like babies (except Uvies babeh) but i don't get the rags paying millions for celeb baby pics. I don't want to see babies...Like my idol says, babies are just blobs.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
She actually looks extremely pretty in that pic.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 11, 2008 - 7:47am.
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A boy! And I'm halfway there- 4-1/2 months.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
I can't wait to see the pictures.
She's probably going to hold the baby like she might catch AIDS from it or something.
And Cash is probably going to be in the background counting all of the $$$ while smoking a cigar.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Are we sure it's not one dollar and fifty cents?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
ISMU<
A boy??? Did you do the untrasound? I thought you were about 6mos along!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
ISMU, aww..that sucks. I didn't hear that yet..I hate when women can only focus on the weight after they have babies. Course, I've never been officially paid for my bod.. *cough* Well, for pictures of my bod, anyway.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Why am I not surprised. Heñosa.
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Loathe her. Now she's saying how unsexy she felt during pregnancy and all she wanted was to get the weight off.
Superficial, shallow BITCH.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!