You Might Be A Redneck If.....
A source close to Jamie Lynn Spears told Page Six, "She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?"
Okay, this means I'm not a redneck. I don't have any Diet Coke in my house. I only have Kool-Aid, Crystal Light, Sunny-D, Tang, Pabst, Chateau Diana and RC Cola. Yay, I'm high class! Here's a little tip: Crystal Light tastes like straight-up dog piss to me, so add a little Kool-Aid with a little soda water to fancy it up. You're welcome.
The source also claims Jamie will never marry her baby daddy, "I doubt that'll ever happen. Her mama Lynne doesn't like him and thinks she can do better. They don't want him anywhere near Jamie Lynn's cash." Well, if they don't want him anywhere near her cash they better move her checking account shoe box from under the bed. That's the first place someone looks!
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They don't want him near her cash, but he's all over her chocha? Good thing they have their priorities straight.
And if Jamie Lynn wants to drive into the sunset on her ATV with her baby daddy, Keystone Light beer cans and a "Just Marryeed" sign tied to the back, who is Mama Lynn to deny her that?
(I had to edit my post because I confused RVs with ATVs... I know, I know, I'm not very worldly).
Diet Coke is nasty.
@ Sheeps - it's a portable cock (for diet coke drinking red necks only)
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Diet Coke isn't redneck; it's just stupid. Artificial sweeteners are the devil.
IF SHE IS BREAST FEEDING ON THE ATV, DOES THAT MAKE HER REDNECK?
See, bitches here know what's up. Anything with "Diet" in the title is automatically not redneck. Unless of course you're a 25-year-old motoring into the Mobile, AL McDonald's on your Jazzy because you're fat and lazy and need your super-sized meal w/ Diet Coke to go with the gallon bottle of ranch you keep in your Mickey Mouse/Looney Tunes/Winnie the Pooh purse. That might be a little redneck.
Submitted by Clarisse
I have a salad from Bill Miller's BBQ, some dressing, a vat of mayo (it was on sale) and 4 Diet Cokes...total food in frig.
Oh and some carrot slices for said salad.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by chefcammi on July 11, 2008 - 9:58am.
@ the c word...
try wild turkey american honey... freeze it and have a happy evening!
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Hmmm...with that, I may have a happy afternoon...
Thanks chef!
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Submitted by chefcammi on July 11, 2008 - 9:58am.
@ the c word...
try wild turkey american honey... freeze it and have a happy evening!
I tried that WT last weekend - that is some good shit! it goes down too easy. I'm going to get a bottle at lunch time. Thanks for reminding me.
Forget the Coke. What's that brown object near her lips?
Diet Coke is NOT redneck, go to any fashion show and that and champagne is what is mostly had.
And what is with all those "shes better than him" - first of, he is totally hot, way way hotter than she is for a girl. He could model if he wanted to. Furthermore, she comes from a looney family, is pretty at best, and her future isnt exactly bursting with possibilities, so she should count her redneck stars shit didnt turn out worse.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The C word,
When I read that CNN headline yesterday I was beyond aggravated. I couldn't bring myself to read it. So gross.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 11, 2008 - 9:52am.
Redneck is a refrigerator full of Dr. Pepper and a gallon or two home made sweet tea...
OMG! I have both :(
Seriously - if you drink diet drinks, I have found that Diet A&W is the least "diet" tasting.
OT: Thanks for the tips M.(Martha Stewart)K.
@ the c word...
try wild turkey american honey... freeze it and have a happy evening!
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Submitted by Migraineuse
...with some chickens scratching in the dirt by a rusted-out, hood-up 1958 Chevy pick 'em up truck.(AKA the front yard).
laughing, are we knowin' some 'necks or what?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
DebFrmHell on July 11, 2008 - 9:52am
Jurl, I loves me some sweet tea.
Redneck is a 64oz. Mountain Dew in one hand from the Speedway in one hand and the 3 gallon gas can filled to get the FREE Mountain Dew in the other.
Flip Flops, crusty foots et al, your baby daddies high school football jersey and your pregnant sweats in white, that's a given...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I've been mixing Crystal Light with my vodka for years. It has a zero calories or carbs. A lot less fattening than OJ.
Since when is Diet Coke a barometer for neck-redness? Please.
"Spears" as ANY part of the name was ALL we need to know.
The only thing, other than salad for Max, in my fridge, is DIET COKE! Butter my ass and call me a redneck! Or just butter my ass...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 11, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Redneck is a refrigerator full of Dr. Pepper and a gallon or two home made sweet tea...
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..on the porch.
(The fridge, not the tea.)
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
I only have Wild Turkey and Pabst Blue Ribbon in my house, no Diet Coke.
And here's a timely article:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/07/10/teen.pregnancy/index.html?
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Redneck is a refrigerator full of Dr. Pepper and a gallon or two home made sweet tea...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
As far as establishing the redness of the neck, I thought the prosecution rested Jamie Lynn's case a long time ago. And the Supreme Court turned down her appeal.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
No, asking your Mama to watch your baby so you can go play on your ATV is redneck.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
MK- no Tab? Psh. You're so hoity.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
What the hell? Diet Coke isn't redneck at all! Trust me, go somewhere "redneck" and profess a love for Diet Coke and see what they say. Damn, people are just reaching now. "OMFG, she's wearing a green shirt, SOOO Redneck! LOLZ ROTFLMAO what a hickz!!@#"