Friday, July 11th 2008
I Don't Approve
No, she's not pushing out a doody bubble. She's pushing out that raw emotion and Alicia Keys may get a chance to show her raw emotion for the new Bond theme song. E!'s Marc Malkin reports that Alicia has just become the front runner for the Bond job.
A source claims Alicia has beat out Beyonce, Leona Lewis, Duffy, Duran Duran, Annie Lennox, Jack White and yo mama.
Amy Wino and Mark Ronson had the job, but apparently never finished the song. Recording got in the way of Wino's bible studies.
The 22nd Bond movie, "Quantum of Solace" is coming out this November.
Fuck Alicia! Fuck Wino! Fuck Beyonce! Fuck Annie! The Bond bitches need to wake the fuck up and smell the Bassey. Shirley Bassey that is! She is the only bitch for the job and this is why:
shirley bassey...fantastic as always...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She has recorded the song along with Jack White of the White Stripes a few weekends ago.
I COMPLETELY agree. I LOVE Bassey! It would FANTASTIC if she did the song!
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Annie Lenox, Amie Winehouse, or Shirley Bessey. i don't have anything against alicia but she just would not fit the bill. Christina would be a good choice to.
And of course, anyone, and i mean ANYONE is a better pick than beyonce; i am so glad she didn't get it.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
It's weird because when I hear her I think she can sing - I don't know if she's boring or mechanical or what but I hate her too. Deborah Cox mebbe...I think someone was jussayin that....
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Shirley Bassy is amazing!!
I would not want to hear Barbra aka Mecha Streisand, but Cher or Annie Lennox would be cool, also Patti LaBelle, Aretha.
Another good choice would be Deborah Cox or Tamia if they where trying to reach a younger generation but want someone who can actually sing.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
oooo hell leave alicia alone everyone theres noone outthere now with a better voice who makes better songs and she looks like she could be a Bond girl herself. no need to be nasty.
HOWEVER, an Alicia/ Dame Bassey duet would kill
Hey MK thx for posting Shirley Bassey - that made my afternoon. She has always been an amaaaaaaaaaazing singer. She's looking good too!
Alicia Keys or Beyonce for Bond? What a brand delution. Cheap, tacky and trying too hard. Blekch. Why not take Heidi Montag then?
Duffy of Wino would be great, too bad they're out.
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I do not approve either, she is a pretentious ass.
I can't stand this bitch either. Whatever.
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Submitted by original putas on July 11, 2008 - 11:14am.
I cant stand Alicia Keys. Thats all.
she speaks highly of you.
I cant stand Alicia Keys. Thats all.
An alien is going to pop out of her throat any minute. Watch for it.
Annie Lennox's angelic voiced in the background with Daniel running around half naked....pure heaven. However, if she doesn't get the song, I was hoping Duffy would. She's got a great voice--kinda throwback ala Winehouse sans the crazy crack shuffle. With a better writing team behind her, Duffy could be huge.
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They should get Depeche Mode or Goldfrapp to do it.
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She is my favorite singer.I love her.She is so hot.I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Bassey for the win. I'd take a screeching parakeet singing the theme over Beyonce even though I probably couldn't tell the difference anymore in voice or looks between the bird and her.
J-Hud and Fergie Fug didn't get an offer but Beyonce did? WTF?
Shirley Knows Bond. :) how about Barbara????
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:56am.
thats really the only way to go to the doctors.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 11, 2008 - 9:14am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
teased hair and all?
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Gum chewin', long finga nails,bright pink lipstick and an orange tan. Like butta!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Dame Shirley Bassey is in a class all her own, for certain.
"Fuck Annie!" ????? RUDE! She's an icon of seduction! I was hoping that Annie would get a shot at a Bond theme. They gave it to SHEENA EASTON, for chrissakes.
But suppose Alicia turns them down.
Can Solange make herself available?
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
My mama lurved Shirley Bassey.
Gold-fingah!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Some Shirley Bassey hotness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuZ9k7ADknY
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
teased hair and all?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Let's face it the Bond movies were better then. They've dwindled into shit films now with shit singers and actors.
@Debfrmhell & NYApples:
Next time I'm going to tell them that I'm a made woman in the mafia. Don't hurt me bitch!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Migraineuse/ImpertinentVixen
I love how the song "View to a Kill" was so much better than the movie.
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True. Although, "Room With A View to a Kill" rocked!
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Right? What a false advertisement for a piece of shit movie...
Staircase of Satan? Pond of Deeaaaaaath
Yuck Alicia Keys, If that's the case they may aswell just ask Ali Lohan.
@Frito,
You little vixen what have you done to so enthrall the medical community that they insist on using you and abusing you? Tell them that you have friends with weapons who will drive in to cutabeetch if they do not stop! Gas is no object!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:22am.
What a ho. Well, its the only time being roughly poked is such a bad thing.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Shirley Bassey is AWESOME. Thanks for pulling out some "old skewl" shit, MK.
Alicia's true calling would be singing the theme song for SLIM FAST.Homegirl is developing quite the set of thunder thighs.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 11, 2008 - 8:43am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:08am.
GOOD, shit I dont know what it is about some nurses but its like they feel they cant start withdrawing blood until you look like your panic nauseous and suicidal.
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I had one nurse poke right through my vein. It took forever for them to get the bleeding to stop. I was so pissed.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
This is the real reason Shirley Bassey is a hot bitch... pepaw Tom ain´t bad either!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=clF15ITzFC0
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 8:48am.
Submitted by SakeBomb on July 11, 2008 - 4:43pm.
If Duran Duran could put together another song as good as View to a Kill, it would make my year
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I love how the song "View to a Kill" was so much better than the movie.
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True. Although, "Room With A View to a Kill" rocked!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by SakeBomb on July 11, 2008 - 4:43pm.
If Duran Duran could put together another song as good as View to a Kill, it would make my year
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I love how the song "View to a Kill" was so much better than the movie.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Shirley Bassey is the ultimate hotness.
But if I couldn't have Shirley I'd pick Duffy.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Christina Aguilera might be a good choice, IF they can tame her yelling, she sings beautiful and effortlessly on "I got trouble" or "Genie in a Bottle". Its real singing not computerized, slow and sexy, exactly what Bond is, but if she starts trying to break eardrums again then she only ruins it for herself. Though they should stick to Wino, thats an amazing match.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
There are so few singes out right now that you can differentiate when you hear them on the radio.
This is why I don't listen to the radio. These cookie cutter bitches all sound alike, and look alike, thanks to airbrushing and sharing the same stylists.
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If Duran Duran could put together another song as good as View to a Kill, it would make my year
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:08am.
GOOD, shit I dont know what it is about some nurses but its like they feel they cant start withdrawing blood until you look like your panic nauseous and suicidal.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Alicia Keys IMO is a good choice. Better than most of the sluts they had in mind.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 11, 2008 - 8:35am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:03am.
You better have given the nurse the stink eye on your way out.
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I gave her the In-yer-pocket-finger and the stink eye.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Ixnay on this. They need to get the Chocolate Rain dude.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 11, 2008 - 8:32am.
Shirley Bassy, puts me in mind of the OLD days... back when singers could actually sing. Anyone else remember that? When entertainers had talent rather than giant helium hooters and a willingness to blow producers?
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No shit. When people had actual talent and it didn't matter what they looked like. Who would give Helen Reddy a job now? BORING! Inflate her tits and bleach her hair!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 11, 2008 - 11:03am.
You better have given the nurse the stink eye on your way out.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I like Alicia Keys. In other news, I just got back from the doc and they took blood. Evil nurse done fucked up and fished for veins and I can't move my arm! It hurts like a sumbitch! OK, I'm done bitchin'!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
"Bond job" HA XD Sounds kinky !!
Shirley Bassy, puts me in mind of the OLD days... back when singers could actually sing.
Anyone else remember that? When entertainers had talent rather than giant helium hooters and a willingness to blow producers?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Shirley Bassey has character. All the rest are just characters.
I don't think the choice is necessarily dependent on who has the "best" voice - just whose voice/style works best with the song and the "Bond feel." I still don't see how Alicia Keys would rank higher than Annie Lennox in this respect tho. And I thought Amy Winehouse was a great choice, too bad she fucked it up.