Friday, July 11th 2008
I Don't Approve
No, she's not pushing out a doody bubble. She's pushing out that raw emotion and Alicia Keys may get a chance to show her raw emotion for the new Bond theme song. E!'s Marc Malkin reports that Alicia has just become the front runner for the Bond job.
A source claims Alicia has beat out Beyonce, Leona Lewis, Duffy, Duran Duran, Annie Lennox, Jack White and yo mama.
Amy Wino and Mark Ronson had the job, but apparently never finished the song. Recording got in the way of Wino's bible studies.
The 22nd Bond movie, "Quantum of Solace" is coming out this November.
Fuck Alicia! Fuck Wino! Fuck Beyonce! Fuck Annie! The Bond bitches need to wake the fuck up and smell the Bassey. Shirley Bassey that is! She is the only bitch for the job and this is why:
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At least it wasn't Heidi Montag.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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She beat out ANNIE LENNOX?! In what freaking universe does someone decide Alicia Keyes is better than Annie Lennox?
However, she is a better choice than Beyonce, I'll give them that.
meh. I think Wendy Ho ft Riskay would be sexier
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Alicia Keys? Alicia fucking Keys what are they insane. Alicia keys is such a whinney BORING singer, she sings the same shit over and over "woe to me my lovers gone", "when will he come back", "if we only met", "if you'd only look at me", if she'd only put a cock in it and shut the fuck up is more like it.
The Quantum of Solace is one of the few movies thats coming up that I can wait to see, so this bitch better not fuck it up with her ohh ohhh ohhhhhhsss. I've been listening to Duffys Rockferry, the writing is childish but the voice is on point. They should seriously consider having her.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I predict airbrushing; lots of it.
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You are of your own climax.
Call it a tic but I've never been able to say "Goldfinger" in my normal voice; I always have to 'Shirley Bassey' it.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I'm not an Alicia fan. She's pretty, but her singing isn't all that good.
As long as they don't let the broad act. Shit, those little video "dramas" she thinks are so tight stink up my apartment more than the Wonder Chicken on the corner. Damn.
All those singers mentioned have such different styles, that I should check my mail.
Obviously they are considering anyone that can speak!
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Not too much of a stretch to say she's gonna butcher it with that trilling the scales shit Mooriah does.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I guess William Hung was booked.
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