Friday, July 11th 2008

Isn't This Illegal?

31-year-old Milo Ventimiglia reportedly went engagement ring shopping for his 18-year-old honeytroll, Hayden Pantyairs. Ick. A source told OK! UK that Milo has his eye on a $200,000 diamond ring from Cartier. Since when does Cartier sell diamond baby rings?

Friends say that Milo is completely in love with the Pantyairs and can't wait to settle down. I know she's of age and everything, but this can't be legal. She's like forever 12-years-old. And I'm not a lawyer or anything, but isn't it illegal to marry evil trolls?!

There's no way he's going to marry her. The Hollywood rule is that you marry after you get knocked up. Everyone knows that. Wait.....don't tell me she's got a baby troll in the oven? She's going to pop out one of those troll doll pencil toppers.

Posted by: Michael K


ricki lake's picture

I think the whole point of people finding distaste with age gaps like this is the supposed imbalance of power. Hayden, having grown up in Hollywood, is not going to be our typical 18-year-old, and my guess is she has Milo wrapped around her tiny, underdeveloped, hobgoblin finger. Were any of us all that different between 17 and 18? Splitting hairs over a person's age like that is dumb and totally a man-made construction. I understand the need for some legal standard but it's not like she's 13.

SpunkyBrewster's picture

yeah wont last...at 22 she will wake up and realize all the dick she missed out on and run for zee hills

mike's picture

La Paquena & Machine

Infamous's picture

I dont get her appeal...her body looks like a 12 yr old boy
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