Friday, July 11th 2008

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Only a Hogan tramp would wear a swimsuit from Wal-mart with Sigourney Weaver's pants from "Working Girl." When are these twats going to realize that in this day and age only babies are allowed to wear high-waisted crap. If you can wipe your own ass without help from daddy then you have no business wearing this mess. Oh wait. Okay, Brooke has permission.

Here's more of Brooke looking like her mommy (and that's not a compliment) in NYC yesterday.

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Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I loved Working Girl. "Six thousand dollahs?!? It's not even leathah!"

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one of my all time favorite movie lines :)

also this from Clerks:

Customer: "Cute cat, whats it name?"

Randall: "Annoying Customer"

Customer: "Fuck you!"

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parissucksliterally's picture

Aphid, "Working Girl" is such a fan-fucking-tastic movie!

I guess Hollywood will be remaking it 2010, since they are out of ideas....

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not shocked's picture

Why oh why do these dumb bitches carry these enormous purses with their arm hooked up and a ton of shit with their free hand? Put that shit in the bag. I have seen every celebritch carrying a huge fucking bag and then a dog, 2 blackberries, lip gloss and a frapp in the free hand.

Little China Doll's picture

hey, she wore assless chaps to a concert I went to. So compared to that, she looks AMAZING here.

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Aphid's picture

I loved Working Girl. "Six thousand dollahs?!? It's not even leathah!"

maDalice's picture

What the hell is she doing in NYC?

JillyPoo's picture

Ack, as usual, her makeup kills me. Add her to the list of female celebs who need a cosmetic intervention.

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Gry's picture

This is a case where all of the hyper-femme things she attempts just end up making her seem more masculine. If she'd tone down on the bronzer, hair color and bimbo ensembles, she'd probably look like an athletic girl instead of a bodybuilder cross dresser.

DiamondDawg's picture

PAGING BREAKDOWN ~ You're needed back on the Miller Time thread. Some wanker has gone all sanctimonious douchebag-y on us.

Everyone else is invited to join in the food fight. We haven't had one in a few days....

It is sad that this 'thing' is getting money from someone for being a fucking ugly no-talent daughter of a fucking idiot wrestler!! Our society is getting fucked when people like brooke and that cunt from 'the hills' are considered "stars"...this bitch is UGLY!!

walker's picture

The dress is cute. I'll give her that.

Mawy's picture

Yea, that outfit is horrible. Individually, the shirt and pants are not bad. It's just the fact that she wore them together. Those pants look like something I would wear to work with a button down shirt, and the shirt is something I would wear to go clubbing. You don't wear them together. But then again, look at the family she came from. They're the epitome of tackiness.
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stainboy's picture

Thank you, parissucksliterally!

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Submitted by Shejay on July 11, 2008 - 10:05am.
I think her main problem is all that freakin white concealer (sp) under her eyes. That is way too 80's for me.
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*running to the bathroom to get some makeup remover*

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parissucksliterally's picture

stainboy, GD is "GodDamn"

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stainboy's picture

Can anyone please explain what "GD" is? Urban dictionary doesn't help. Or at least I hope Michael isn't talking about Gangsta Disciples...

DiamondDawg's picture

I always LOVE IT when MK says,

"What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?"

makes me all happy and stuff.

Shejay's picture

Dude - she ain't THAT bad, I think the outfit is decent. Even though peeps rag on her, she is a pretty girl. I think her main problem is all that freakin white concealer (sp) under her eyes. That is way too 80's for me. But all in all, I wouldn't mind having her body....

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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wednesday's picture

I guess the point of the outfit is to make her body look like it's ONLY made of boobs and legs.

kimberloo's picture

i dont have a problem with this.. remember the lepoard orange red mess from a few years ago.. exactly.. yes the syle is a little mature for her, but i think this is one of the best times she has ever looked.. atleasy she's trying!!

parissucksliterally's picture

She is trying to class it up with the pants, but the top just kills it.
She's like Britney....she'll never get it right.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

I love that the shopping bag says "Lounge." How appropriate.

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Freak Speely's picture

Does Vince McMahon have some kind of problem with giving this woman a job in wrestling? Seriously, she doesn't sell CDs, she can't act even on a reality show, she's built like the She-Hulk...she's destined to wind up wrestling whether she likes it or not. Hell, there's a spot open now that the wrestling girl that just posed for Playboy a few months back got her money, got herself hurt, and left wrestling behind.

Ok, the top is a little off, but I see what she was going for and don't hate it. I don't think Brooke is bad looking and her body is badass, but she needs to go on ahead and let that tranny chic look go.

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harlee25's picture

Poor brooke, she grew up thinking that tacky neon clothes were acceptable. look at her mom and dad. she doesnt know any better

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TheBreakdown's picture

I seriously thought that was her mother.

And didn't she just get her titties done? Why are they already trying to kiss her duct-taped peen?!

Get a refund, skank biscuit!

She should have just used toilet tissue!

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Stoney's picture

I totally disagree. This is the best she's ever looked.

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kdracofan's picture

I've seen worse