Friday, July 11th 2008
Michael Ian Black Is June's Hot Slut Of The Month
Michael Ian Black managed to barely beat Kate Gosselin in the cage fight to determine June's Hot Slut of the Month. Michael beat her mom ass by less than 25 votes. Thanks to all the dumb skanks out there who voted!
Below is MIB's gay sexy times scene with Bradley Cooper in "Wet Hot American Summer." There's seriously nothing better.
UPDATE: Click here to read Michael Ian Black's response to winning the illustrious title of "Hot Slut of the Month."



why was "wet hot american summer" not nominated for any major awards?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
i love that dude!!
l0l
awsmm
The way MIB first approached, lifted his arms to have his t shirt removed and then nuzzled, would've expected him to be the bottom not the top.
What is it with guys keeping their socks on during sex? That bothered me more than the fact that I was watching man sex.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
That clip would not have been anywhere near as erotic without those socks...
Maxi Mounds was robbed and I'm mighty pissed about it.
OMG!!!! Now, I didn't expect that.
Don't know whether to turn away or laugh. Or both.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
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Okay Michael, now you HAAAVE to pick Barneswoth Anubis as your HS of the month. Remember that? Search your email archives if you didn't spam it, you big meanie poohead.
why does gay sex make me so happy? Am I broken?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
He was my second choice (poor miyavi), but I'm totally glad he won. What a gracious winner =D
k i read what 'mib' wrote and he is so friggin lame. doesn't mention dlisted ever! i bet he wouldn't even know who he was unless he googled 'absolute nobody & not funny'. i was unimpressed. michealk, on the other hand, is soooooooo hot and funny!
I didn't vote but I'm glad he won. I loved The State.
MIB claims he will do our bidding on web cam if he wins hsoty. At least he is aware of how big a deal this is. I respect him for that. Thank GOD he beat mommy dearest.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
My prayers have been answered!
I've never seen that movie, but after watching that clip, I need to. I'm glad he won - I voted for him.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
I was torn betwen MIB and Maxi Mounds, torn I say! Sleepless nights, chewing my claws to nubs, pacing my cage, mauling to death tasty people and eating them on the sly...uh, scratch that last one...My heart and head said "vote for MIB", BUT my chi-chi's, all six of them, were hell bent on Maxi Mounds. In the end, I did what I always do in any election year, I didn't vote....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*yawn*. You guys are boring.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
And I don't think Michael Ian knows what he's getting in to vying for HSOTY, because it WILL involve getting greased up and wresting the tag team of La Pequena and The Machine.
I think Michael Ian voted for himself 25 times to beat out the psycho lady with the vagina baby chute. And I respect him for that.
I think the story of kate's birthday cupcake withholding ways allowed michael ian black to edge ahead and win. yay!
love the state. :)
(um, that isn't a political statement.. hehe)
Like Miss America, I plan on devoting my reign this month to a charitable cause. I haven't chosen my charity yet, but I think it might be something having to do with penguins. Why penguins? Because they're so darn cute
Oh god damn, he's funny!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Love MIB, and I love his sexy penguins and orphans response on his blog.
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
You bitches better praise Jesus! If you had elected that uptight cunt Kate Gosselin, ricki was gonna cut your asses!
Funniest movie of all time or damn close
I just have one question for MK - why hasn't Rojo Caliente been a HSOTD/HSOTW yet, and therefore a contender for HSOTM?
Rojo Caliente for HSOTY! Well, her or La Pequena.
Yesssssss! Finally a Hot Slut I voted for!
That Bradley Cooper scene was HOT. Gotta rent that movie.
I had to start and hide that bloody movie three times before I could finally watch it here at work, but I managed it. What can I say, I'm a rebel. ~_^
mac :]
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"'She wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it's all over.' Don't we all?" MK
Spammers are merely frustrated trolls. Poor things.
Damn, they didn't even take off their socks. Shows right there they're not gay, just faking it! No REAL gay man would have sexy times with socks like that still on (unless it's in the backroom of the Eagle).
Bradley Cooper...
*homer drool*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
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I dub thee Aunt Dot!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 11, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Who the fuck is he, and why is he in hot slut contention?!
I want a re-count!
fuckin' chads!
TheBreakdown, my hanging chads and dangling participles bow down to thee.
Hell, I just want to be a 'dumb skank' contender, dad gummit! *sips some T-trash diet coke*
Wow! That movie goes to the top of my Netflix queue! Not really into M.I.B. but Bradley Cooper is a hot piece! I'd always hoped he was a bottom!
I'm shocked. All the militant mommies here must be on vacation.
awwwww..darn Andrea Evan didnt win..:(
I voted for him for no other reason than he is very funny on the Vh1's "I Love the ..." and his occasional appearances on Vh1's "Best Week Ever" shows.
I have not seen him anything else.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Who the fuck is he, and why is he in hot slut contention?!
I want a re-count!
fuckin' chads!
www.myspace.com/triston
Who the fuck is he, and why is he in hot slut contention?!
I want a re-count!
fuckin' chads!
www.myspace.com/triston
Ok, I have to be a Nazi for a moment:
NO ONE is TWO WORDS!
Fuck, that one drives me crazy!
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
ladyd- Exactly. He's like Jimmy Fallon and Dane Cook rolled into one doucey california roll
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I didn't vote either...noone impressed me as deserving of the honor. But, that being said-glad that Kate Gosselin didn't win. She's a nasty mess.
I love this movie... Christpher Meloni is hot shit....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
So hot! I'm so glad he won...we didn't need another breeder as Hot Slut of the Month.
Love MIB!!!!
Hate this douche. He acts like he is cracking himself up all the time and he's not funny at all.
Jersey boy.
Yes! Score one for responsible reproduction!
whatevs
the only good was Miyavi
HSOTM went downhill when Jemaine Clement lost to... I think it was Margaret Cho?
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
MK talking dirty. Sexsay ♥
I didn't vote for you Michael Ian Black, but you're funny. :)
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Looks like gay porn is just as lame as straight porn.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Love me some Michael Ian Black. His blog is great.