$132 For This Slutty Trash?!

Leggings?? 2006 called and wants its style back. Oh, and the ones w/ the knee pads are called "Mr. President"-HoHan is so twee and such a jokester...NOT...stupid bimbo...

HoHan is so cute. I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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SAS - quit playin'! you know you want a pair, I saw them on your wishlist at cheaphoshitonclearance.com

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

I wonder if lindsay watched the 4th season of project runway. leggings made several appearances and there was even a leopard outfit. that being said there was a lot more to everything than just leggings and the leopard outfit was for a wrestler.

NO NO NO NO NO
~SAS

There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08

Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 2:45am.

I don't think that most people's mental processes are that orderly. I think it's more like this:

1. Blind acceptance of whatever they learned as children

Or:
2. Rejection of whatever they learned as children , joining of some group with different beliefs, blind acceptance of those beliefs;

Or:

3. Rejecting everything just to show how different and special they are from everybody else

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Submitted by klink on July 12, 2008 - 3:25am.

And if you're printing nametags, you don't really want to make two kinds. I don't see the PC bullshit in that.

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We're not talking about name tags. I've never seen a gender-specific name tag, anyway. We're talking about female "actors" who think that the word "actor" is better than the word "actress", as if "actresses" are bimbos and "actors" are the only ones who deserve to be taken seriously.

We're just wondering why it's always the female ending which is assumed to denote inferiority - never the male.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 7:53pm.
lmao angel. You funny

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

Hey young celebrity hopefuls! Pretty soon you too will be giving blow jobs to get work and you'll want to be prepared!

Meeting up with Shauna and the gang at the club tonight? Let me guess...it's too cold to just go bare and too warm for the full garter and stocking...? Nylon Ankle Warmers with a HWAT Leopard Skin(TM) Design!

And what about your unofficial BangBus auditions? You're gonna need to get those pants off over your boots...and what do we have, ladies? That's right, Zippers!

And finally the Plether/PVC Legging for when you want to get that camel toe JUST right.

So waddayawaitingfor? Come on over to HoHan's House of Hos for all your Ho-tastic needs!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.

Why don't you just buy a neon sign to carry around that says WHORE. It would cost about the same and would attract the same sort of guys.

Sorry if someone already said that on this thread. I can't be bothered to read through 183 comments. Wow, must be a popular topic.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

I just figured out what the knee pads are for.
When you get busted by the cops after stalking your friends mom on a high speed chase,
you need somewhere to hide the goods. And then when you say "Dude, those aren't my pants," the cops will believe you, because they are unbelievably hideous.
Genius, Lohan!!

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Is this for hookers?? Who would wear this crap?? Good Halloween costume you can go as a lost Lohan sister or a hooker (same thing)

Only Lindsay would put padding on the knees of leggings. I think Monica Lewinsky helped design these leggings.

yepyepyep said, "Kinda off Topic: why do big fat ladies insist on wearing white leggings so you can see their fat cellulite ridden ass? do they have no friends?"

I used to wonder that about the former coworker who favored white stretch pants; they made her butt look like two bags of marshmallows.

She should have stuck to just borrowing pants.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Crotch Cooling system?

Dick sucking leggings?

Mike i love you so much. its friday i had a hard day at work and your writing just made me laugh so hard i absolutely pissed my pants. thanks.

kisses.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 11, 2008 - 4:52pm.
The thing to do is to pair these leggings up with some nice UGG boots. If you want to do inappropriately butt ugly and played, it's best not to be half-assed about it.

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That and a faux-old Rolling Stones t-shirt. The height of COOL!

Also I think language evolves to make it more convenient to express thoughts, feelings and cultural attitudes. Sure, I think some people take it too far and deliberately try force sexist and other political interpretations but those are the minority and their opinions don't really matter. For example, "freedom fries" never really caught on.

In some part, I think the popularity of mailman/mailwoman and words of this type is simply that it is logical and it isn't something that someone has to consciously think about. If you taught a child what a man was and what a woman was and then told her that a mailman was so called because he was a man who delivers mail, what would she naturally call a woman who delivers mail?

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:22pm.

Why we dilute our language to cover up sexism- changing words like waitress into waitstaff or mailperson doesn't make us equal. It makes us sound idiotic.

I don't think people use "waitstaff" to tiptoe around using waitress. In fact, I really don't think people tiptoe around using waitress at all. Waitress refers to a female that waits on you and waiter refers to a male that waits on you. If you have both and you don't feel like saying waiters and waitresses, you say waitstaff. And if you're printing nametags, you don't really want to make two kinds. I don't see the PC bullshit in that.

The thing to do is to pair these leggings up with some nice UGG boots. If you want to do inappropriately butt ugly and played, it's best not to be half-assed about it.

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Addicted to noir, and you

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:22pm.

Why we dilute our language to cover up sexism- changing words like waitress into waitstaff or mailperson doesn't make us equal. It makes us sound idiotic.
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Because that's how humans bring things to fruition:

1. Thought.
2. Word.
3. Deed.

Jumping in the deep end before you know how to swim is not usually a good idea. Changing the perspective of a society as large as ours is going to take a little more than seventy-five some odd years.

That's only three generations and back then things were a whole lot different than they are today.

PS. OMG What am I going on about???

ONT: Ho pants! Ho pants! Ho pants! Haha!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.

Kneepads included? I'm in.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 12:20am. You think hooker clothes are cheap?

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If Hohan & Unfitney can afford them, then they mustn't be THAT expensive! Unfitney's still getting pocket money don't forget! ;0)

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 2:27pm.

People don't understand the difference between eradicating sexism and just covering it up. Semantics will not change the way women are perceived by society.
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So we shouldn't use police officer and fire fighter instead of policeman and fireman?

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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

That mannequin has a cameltoe

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

People, people - you have to look at this like an INVESTMENT! You think hooker clothes are cheap? Well, they're not. That shit's gotta last years and be versatile. THIS is a deal I tell you!

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"HoHan must have been high on some bad shit when she priced this skankness."
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Um...yeah. What about when she was 'designing' it...you think...maybe, possibly...?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.

"Let me wander in your garden, and the seeds of love I'll sow"
That was for you, Radio Siren

I own stock in Sharpie cuz that is how dedicated I am to Radio and I's comittment to the 63rd St Chola gang....str8 balling, hors

"$132 For This Slutty Trash?!"

Yeah, that's what they said at Blohan's last audition.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Ahh, a chocha. Got it.

"Stay there in my garden
where love grows free and wild
come to my garden,
come sweet child."

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 1:29pm.

^^^^^
Cholas are what mishma and I became when we joined THEE 63rd ST CROWD, we can all look forward to tator tot reports in a mere 18 or so years, and chocha is my secret garden where I have mishma's name tattooed.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:22pm.

Exactly! Whoopi Goldberg said she wants to be called an actor, because she is equal to a male actor.

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Then I'd call her white.

Because she's equal to a white person, right?

And she can't be equal in status without pretending she is equal in form.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Migraineuse, I think you're a smart lady.

Oh, and radio siren, I would choose mishma over angie ANY day (but that isn't very much of a compliment- but coming from James Haven, who loves his sister, that is quite a compliment)

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

True Story: The Dali Lama txt me once and said "I am lost and confused and only the light of Radio Siren's sage wisdom can lead me to the understanding of human awareness" and I txtd back and said "hold on, let me get her" and then I impersonated her and txtd "dude, zen buddhism is fucking teh ghey" and he fully resigned from being a Bodishaka the next day, trust

Radio siren-

Cheeto reports were more fun last year, when Brit Brit was in super meltdown phase.

I dont know chocha reports (sob) but the chola are those lovely, chubby, dark haired, thin eyebrowed (with a sharpee, maybe) over lip-lined latinas, no?

What is chocha- I needs must know!

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:22pm.

Why we dilute our language to cover up sexism- changing words like waitress into waitstaff or mailperson doesn't make us equal. It makes us sound idiotic.

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People don't understand the difference between eradicating sexism and just covering it up. Semantics will not change the way women are perceived by society.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

thlayly5: Just make sure you know what a chola, chocha, & a cheeto report is and you'll be fine. ;) Mishma (and MK, of course) is the reason why I stayed with DL many moons ago when I was just a young Dlister, so yes, I worship her. True story.

When given the choice between tongue wrestling his sister Angie Jo or mishma, James Haven will always choose mishma. TRUE STORY.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Migraineuse-

Exactly! Whoopi Goldberg said she wants to be called an actor, because she is equal to a male actor. Ok, fine. In any other foreign language (like French, German, Italian, etc) people are offended if you use the wrong gendered noun.

The actress for example- means a female who acts. It has nothing to do with her ability- it just clarifies that the person acting is a she.

Why we dilute our language to cover up sexism- changing words like waitress into waitstaff or mailperson doesn't make us equal. It makes us sound idiotic.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:08pm.

off-topic rant- I would rather be called an actress than actor, waitress than waiter or waitperson, etc. Anyone else?

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I agree. I don't see why a female-specific suffix has to have a connotation of being second-rate. Why do females have to hide behind a masculine noun to feel equal? What's wrong with just being the gender you are?

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I will have you know that George Clooney showed up on my doorstep looking for Radio and yeah, I did it, I totally fronted and pretended to be her and we got nekkid and he said, where's you mishma tattoo and I was fully busted and he bitch slapped me with Brad's penis. True story.

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Oh Holy Shit, I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. Gimme a hot minute to get over that one!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

hahaha, I love you guys?

screw you guys!!

(have a kick-ass weekend y'all.. you sluts keep me sane.. ♥SMOOCH♥)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

radio siren, I think it's good that once you make connections, friends, etc. on dlisted, you stick up for each other. That's why I lik this blog, but I am certainly learning blog lingo, etc.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

LMAO ooooo shiny!!

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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

I saw you did, Dot, so thanks.

I really didn't mean to be confusing, but I can see how it was confusing. From now on I had better say to whom my statements are directed. (had to fix my grammar, sorry)

The only person I dislike on this blog is the stalker- I heart everyone else!

begins to report abuse on self....

starts buying the leggings to wear in self abuse...

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 12:57pm.
I was certainly not talking about mishma at all.

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Oh, very good! I get very protective of mishy cuz she seriously was stalked and harassed over and over a long time ago. I just wanted to make sure no one was starting shit with her, thinking she was a new poster. She's my comadre, I have to have her back or else the locas from 63rd Street will beat my AZZ. You know how it is.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

lol, mishma. I heard about a fiasco with beigebaby going down earlier in the year...

I just don't want to accidentally become a dlisted villainess.

off-topic rant- I would rather be called an actress than actor, waitress than waiter or waitperson, etc. Anyone else?

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

I will have you know that George Clooney showed up on my doorstep looking for Radio and yeah, I did it, I totally fronted and pretended to be her and we got nekkid and he said, where's you mishma tattoo and I was fully busted and he bitch slapped me with Brad's penis. True story.

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I was certainly not talking about mishma at all.

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YES YOU WERE AND YOU STALK MY CATS ON MYSPACE TOO, I KNOW YOUR HANDLE, "HUNKABURNINGFUN" AND TRUST, I AM ON TO YOU AND oh yeah, my meds just kicked in, what were we talking abo.....ooooo shiny!

Radio, I told your bitch hub not to do that at home :x, he certainly DID NOT learn that from me, he learned it from the clerk at my corner 7-11, your man is frontin, str8 posin', I swear

PS: thlayly5, I R kidding, BTW ;)

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 4:57pm.

That's what I though you meant too but I didn't want to insert my hoof in my mouth if I was wrong.

Just looking at these ridiculous camel-toe enhanced leggings makes me feel clammy. :P

Mishma,

You reported abuse on yourself? If we all had to report "self-abuse" on this board, the abuse monitor's computer would be lighting up like Wino in a weedfield.

"Easy Bake Oven, Eat that Muffin..." - Furious George

Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I wanna be a troll and stalk myself. But myself said: bitch, please. Fucking bitch alter Ego, Ima gonna go cut her, I mean myself, I mean my stage name "luscious peaches"

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.

lol, mishma.

Sorry for my abruptness, but it annoyed everyone yesterday, so I thought I'd nip it in the bud.

(at just the tip, I guess I should have written)

If you want to be a regular dlisted poster, kindly refrain from stalking other people, and I think you'd be welcome.

That's all.

lol- at cankle accentuaters!

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-