Friday, July 11th 2008
$132 For This Slutty Trash?!
I've posted HoHan's new line of hooker leggings before, but I never knew what this bitch was charging.
I'd rather have scraped-up knees than spend 132 clams on those dick-sucking leggings. Besides, any experienced peen-sucka knows how to squat low and suck. That way you don't mess up your pretty little knees.
HoHan must have been high on some bad shit when she priced this skankness. Do these leggings come equipped with a crotch cooling system? Or maybe you get a baggie of Colombian sugar with every purchase? I mean, the cheapest thing in her line is a pair of $42 tacky ass leopard cankle-hiders. No.
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Robert Plant made a trip out to the West Coast last week just to try to meet mishma...I'm NOT JOKING, look it up.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I really need to beat down my alter Ego, HungOver-and-Not-Loving-it, that bitch is roofless and bitter that I didn't just drink diet coke and watch another rerun of the daily show. It's all Jon Stewart's fault, the bastard
I was certainly not talking about mishma at all. So stoney, radio siren, etc., I have no idea why on earth you'd think I would presume to talk down to mishma like that, but I wasn't. I laughed at what mishma had written, and then directed my "kindly refrain" part to just the tip, whose siggie refers, not directly, but obviously, to VLL.
Sorry for the confusion, but I know mishma has been around a long time- I like her.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I once had so many stalkers that I injected myself with Raid, it was very sensual
Also, Radio Siren is wayyy hotter than me and she is currently drinking MaiTais with my no good husband in Maui, trust and know
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Jew Rib says to tell you hi and he still loves you more.
Mishma was stalked so often that I had to go over to her house to comfort her & that's when I first met Jew Rib. Don't feel too badly for her though; my DH constantly screams mishma's name in his sleep and dresses our cat in pink satin panties just to have a reminder of her around the house. That's how devastating she is.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Um, bitches I just reported abuse on my own damn self....WTF?????!!!!!!
lmao! Mishma, you're crazyyyyyyyyyy (but in a good way)! Too cute. he-he!
I'm still waiting for someone to butter my legging-oven muffin. *pout*
mishma that was your stalker alter Ego being a cunt
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Um, bitches I just reported abuse on my own damn self....WTF?????!!!!!!
See, see how Radio has to top my shit, just cuz I only got her name tatted on my left clavicle she has to go and get it on her Holiest of Holys like Houses of the Holy like get Physical with her Grafitti and I am currently licking her avie, hot bitches
See, see how Radio has to top my shit, just cuz I only got her name tatted on my left clavicle she has to go and get it on her Holiest of Holys like Houses of the Holy like get Physical with her Grafitti and I am currently licking her avie, hot bitches
See, see how Radio has to top my shit, just cuz I only got her name tatted on my left clavicle she has to go and get it on her Holiest of Holys like Houses of the Holy like get Physical with her Grafitti and I am currently licking her avie, hot bitches
Yeah, THIS is what will get Blowhan that academy award winning role she's praying for. *chuckle*
Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Hey, sometimes the hot dlisted sluts come in here drunk and peen deprived at night and we can't help how our behavior is perceived. The next day we come in all innocent like "what? I wasn't on here last night! That must have been my STALKER!"
It's just the dlisted way.
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GOD DAMNIT STOP GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS STONEY, clutching laptop and crying
I once had so many stalkers that I injected myself with Raid, it was very sensual
Also, Radio Siren is wayyy hotter than me and she is currently drinking MaiTais with my no good husband in Maui, trust and know
you guys are funny :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I met Radio Siren IRL, bitches, we compared prison tattoos and nipple piercings, I know, I know, just keep that jelly to yourself and spread it on your diaphrams, hot bitches
PS: xoxoxoxox Radio!!!!
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You know, that's all it is, pure jelly...we also shared a corner together, biatches, and spent our earnings afterward on Tecates in honor of Shauna Sands. Then we went to get more tats; I got "mishma" tattooed on my chocha and she got Angie Jo's face tattooed on the back of her neck. Good times!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by radio siren on July 11, 2008 - 4:35pm.
No, I mean mishma. That's who thlayly5 was talking to about becoming a regular poster...I almost died laughing cuz mishma was posting here long before any of us were. She's a hot slut who could steal away any of our husbands with a bat of her eyelashes. Angie would lock up Brad around her. I'm talking HAWT.
HA! Oh reheheheheheallllllllly now?
I believe that's some sort of a dare! Hmph!
*squeezes into polyester hooker leggings, pops out muffin and DING!*
Submitted by missy on July 11, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by radio siren on July 11, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
If you want to be a regular dlisted poster, kindly refrain from stalking other people, and I think you'd be welcome.
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Do you know that this poster is the OG DListed Hot Slut who was on this site back when our mamas were still spiking our bottle milk with Purple Drank to get us to sleep through the night? Recognize and bow down! Trust, the hotness which eminates through our screens in those posts is just as potent IRL. This poster is no stalker.
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you mean just the tip? I clicked on his SN and i was "denied access" to the page.. weird...
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No, I mean mishma. That's who thlayly5 was talking to about becoming a regular poster...I almost died laughing cuz mishma was posting here long before any of us were. She's a hot slut who could steal away any of our husbands with a bat of her eyelashes. Angie would lock up Brad around her. I'm talking HAWT.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Hey, sometimes the hot dlisted sluts come in here drunk and peen deprived at night and we can't help how our behavior is perceived. The next day we come in all innocent like "what? I wasn't on here last night! That must have been my STALKER!"
It's just the dlisted way.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by missy on July 11, 2008 - 1:19pm.
(your doggie is making my day today)
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He is so scary smart that, well, it scares me!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 11, 2008 - 10:34am.
The only purpose I could see leggings with knee pads having is if you're running, and you are a goofy bastard and trip and fall on your knees. Then, no need for band aids.
Hey, Mel that was inadvertantly hilarious about someone whose a goofy bastard tripping! My MIL (whose only defense in this case is that she has multiple sclerosis) goes walking/jogging and falls down all too often. She is the only person I can see with any real use for this garbage.
She's a nice lady, but DEF "goofy" (okay, she's crazy). Thanks for the laugh :)
Not totally sure Mrs K.....this person was ranting yesterday that Viva was a monster, etc. They keep cutting and pasting Vivas comments and saying stupid shit. Seems kind of unwarranted if you ask me.
Stalkers go home...and if you're home...turn off your puters!!! Pffft! ;P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
@ Nanoop - EXACTLY
@ Stoney - AHAHAHHAHAHAAA!
@ Mrs. K - i dont get it either.. seems just like the same bullshit that has always, and will always go on here... *shrugs*
(your doggie is making my day today)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy, MK or one of his Mods banned the asshole stalker again but don't be too surprised if you see the stupid fucker back again. She definitely doesn't hide her agenda. *GROAN*. If you see 'access denied' when you click on a username then that essentially means the person has been banned.
thlayly5, have a wonderful weekend, sweetie pie.
The yeast infection comments were HIlarious! Itchy and Scratchy were cousins in leoTARDS.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
Oh my gah, like, mishma has totally been here longer than you. Like, maybe even longer than me, and like, that's old and stuff.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Cankle Hiders!!! MK rules.
This shit is DUMB, DUMB, DUMB. I understand that fashion "sense" is largely subjective, but this shit is beyond lame. Dang, these idiots must have so many people feeding their egoes and enabling their most assinine whims. Unbelievable.
Would somebody kindly explain to me WTF is going on? Why is this person with a zillion alts harassing our girl, VLL?
Does anybody know?
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Breakdown: Good luck on your date and O I C, I will upgrade to meth immediately! IDK WTH I was thinking doing all that nasty Columbian uncut blow! Hey! I have a bathtub, some rat poison and nbail polish remover...can i make my own?
Submitted by radio siren on July 11, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
If you want to be a regular dlisted poster, kindly refrain from stalking other people, and I think you'd be welcome.
^^^^^^
Do you know that this poster is the OG DListed Hot Slut who was on this site back when our mamas were still spiking our bottle milk with Purple Drank to get us to sleep through the night? Recognize and bow down! Trust, the hotness which eminates through our screens in those posts is just as potent IRL. This poster is no stalker.
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you mean just the tip? I clicked on his SN and i was "denied access" to the page.. weird...
like I said, I cant keep track of the shit.. half the time its just as entertaining as shitters and wino, so whatevs!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OK, sluts. I'm out.
I have a date. All of you sluts get on your knees and pray I hit a HOme run.
Ask me tomorrow how far I got.
*looks for switch hitter*
www.myspace.com/triston
Serious bread baking up in that beyotch, especially since it's frickin' July!
Migraine Sally...now that shit was funny!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
mishma:
you totally need to upgrade to meth.
Like duh
meth is the new crack!
www.myspace.com/triston
I met Radio Siren IRL, bitches, we compared prison tattoos and nipple piercings, I know, I know, just keep that jelly to yourself and spread it on your diaphrams, hot bitches
PS: xoxoxoxox Radio!!!!
M.E.: I tried to drink Ass' water but I got lost in her 985676876786978697768978....98sq foot Master Bathroom, oh the inhumanity
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Chilletta on July 11, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Those leggings are a yeast infection just waiting to happen.
I read that and almost spit out my Vodka cran!
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Serious bread baking up in that beyotch, especially since it's frickin' July!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
If you want to be a regular dlisted poster, kindly refrain from stalking other people, and I think you'd be welcome.
^^^^^^
Do you know that this poster is the OG DListed Hot Slut who was on this site back when our mamas were still spiking our bottle milk with Purple Drank to get us to sleep through the night? Recognize and bow down! Trust, the hotness which eminates through our screens in those posts is just as potent IRL. This poster is no stalker.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Methinks the price point people forgot to move the decimal to the left two more times.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
who really wears leggins anymore anyway?
just the tip....here's a ball, bouncy bright ball, you want the ball? You want the ball? Here's a ball?
*throws the ball*
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Chilletta on July 11, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Those leggings are a yeast infection just waiting to happen.
I read that and almost spit out my Vodka cran!
www.myspace.com/triston
Whoops...ON TOPIC:
So...Hohan was at her clothing designing meeting and knelt down...er, i mean sat down and thought "wow...my knees could really use some extra padding!" "But i really luuuuurve my leggings...hmm...OH, I KNOW!!!!"
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 11:37am.
I wanna be a troll and stalk myself. But myself said: bitch, please. Fucking bitch alter Ego, Ima gonna go cut her, I mean myself, I mean my stage name "luscious peaches"
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Have you been drinking the water at Ass's house again?
Breakdown: WiFi on Desperation corner means you need a laptop, right? Now, say I blow the meth dealer that is currently doing business there and give the vice cop trolling that hood a Benjamin + those hot ass cankle warmers - that less than fresh feeling x a brazilian wax and by brazilian I mean "unfortunate crack experiment with tin foil" / by the number of times my vinyl leggings go up my vaginal lips....can I upgrade?
Werk blows....im dere now. :P
computer is slooooooooooooow today....
*looks for my stalker-be-gone spray*
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
They should flag anyone who buys these for immediate extermination.
Those leggings are a yeast infection just waiting to happen.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
mishma:
you mean to tell me you don't have WIFI on your corner?
we all do
Upgrade, slut!
www.myspace.com/triston
Your siggie implies that you are, in fact, a stalker.
But since I am not YOUR stalker, nor do I have any desire to be, I have to go and run some errands.
Sorry if I annoyed anyone else-
hugs to everyone, esp. Dot, runs out
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Wow, I don't know anything that goes on here. Guess I'm still too new. I was just learning about the many faces of Heart Angelina before she got booted...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I was once a regular Dlist poster but then I got deprogramed by this bitch ass organisation called: werk. I am so pist. Can I sue?
Your siggie implies that you are, in fact, a stalker.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I'm saving my money for a pair with the arsecheeks cut out a la Prince or Cher in the 80's. I like my tranny hooker wear to have a pedigree.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."