Friday, July 11th 2008
$132 For This Slutty Trash?!
I've posted HoHan's new line of hooker leggings before, but I never knew what this bitch was charging.
I'd rather have scraped-up knees than spend 132 clams on those dick-sucking leggings. Besides, any experienced peen-sucka knows how to squat low and suck. That way you don't mess up your pretty little knees.
HoHan must have been high on some bad shit when she priced this skankness. Do these leggings come equipped with a crotch cooling system? Or maybe you get a baggie of Colombian sugar with every purchase? I mean, the cheapest thing in her line is a pair of $42 tacky ass leopard cankle-hiders. No.
VIA ONTD
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kneepads? leggings? really. that's high ass klass. lindsay and heidi-ho montag should go into business together selling their clothes on street corners - that's the target market, right?
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Im not a STALKER. Dont believe everything that hobag says...why do you people think im stalking her? yall crazy...
OnT: The more I look at these tights...the more appealing they become...
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
Im not a STALKER. Dont believe everything that hobag says...why do you people think im stalking her? yall crazy...
OnT: The more I look at these tights...the more appealing they become...
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
Wait...so i missed a bunch of troll shizz?? ...and this particularly nasty one is after VLL?? Same one as yesterday? That twitty nonsense?
*sigh*
OnT: There is no WAY those are worth anything over 10 bucks. What a bitch for charging that much...doth she think her poop dont stink?? pfft :P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Missy, it's a long, sad story and not my story to divulge so I'll shaddup about it but I feel bad for Viva and I feel bad for MK too having to constantly remove this turd only for it to reincarnate into another, nuttier stalker turd. I'm trying to keep my temper in check but this crap infuriates me to no end.
Whoever said "Cankle warmers" made me laugh my arse off.
Im not a STALKER. Dont believe everything that hobag says...why do you people think im stalking her? yall crazy...
OnT: The more I look at these tights...the more appealing they become...
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
$132 is a lot of money for leggings. It's a really poor choice for a gag gift when K-Fed's CD is a much cheaper way to tell your friend you hate them.
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www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Addicted to noir, and you
lol, mishma.
Sorry for my abruptness, but it annoyed everyone yesterday, so I thought I'd nip it in the bud.
If you want to be a regular dlisted poster, kindly refrain from stalking other people, and I think you'd be welcome.
That's all.
lol- at cankle accentuaters!
n"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Do they have them in the crotchless style?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 2:33pm.
ohhhh, ok. shit man, i cant keep track of all these loons and their schitzo ways!!
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I wanna be a troll and stalk myself. But myself said: bitch, please. Fucking bitch alter Ego, Ima gonna go cut her, I mean myself, I mean my stage name "luscious peaches"
I would call those leopard things "Cankle Accentuators"...loooovely.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
It's used this avie berfore...
and I submit this previous post as proof
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 11, 2008 - 11:58am.
VLL
Where will you be hookin' tonight with your brand new Hohan Leggins?? I might come by and give you some sugar..lol
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oh you know, my usual spot. I'll be on the corner of Meth St. and Desperation Ave.
I am out for a bit, can't stay and play today :(
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Man, seems like the minute I come on...the next minute youre out! Booo...
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I saw that conway twitty person yesterday, what the FUCK is that all about?
poor viva!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
It's VLL stalker- aka Conway Twitty, aka Falcor, aka Mudpacker, etc. It'll pretend to be normal for a few hours, and then it starts to spew trash about VLL.
Annoying.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
thlayly5,
Are you shitting me?!?!? That's not VVL's troll AGAIN???
Oy.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
WTF? not playing ball. sLo has been watching too many bad movies
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Justthetip- get the fuck out of here, stalker. You've been reported.
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why?
huh?
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Justthetip- get the fuck out of here, stalker. You've been reported.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
HOlympics apparel!
www.myspace.com/triston
THIS SITE IS ON CRACK TODAY, MK PROLLY HUFFED A USED PAIR OF LILO'S LEGGINGS....HE IS TASTING THE RAINBOW, BITCHES
ahh, futher edification from IG.. thank you lovie.
male mooseknuckle only worked on mick jagger in 1969.
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Crotch cooling system? No, but Monistat is probably sponsoring this shit.
thank you cthehoff :) Ew. and..
cameltoe is not only gross, but uncomfortable and probably unhealthy!! kinda like Hohan herself!! hmmmm...
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No, no, no. I just cannot believe this is for real. Kneepads?
This must be a joke.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Missy, I got this from urbandictionary....
1. moose-knuckle
A male version of camel toe
Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing
2. Moose-Knuckle
Rather large vaginal lips that hunger/feed off of panties and denim crotch.
Damnit, I wanna lick her Moose-Knuckle!
3. moose-knuckle
Large, Defined outline of the male/female package.
I don't know... ♥
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Póg ma thoin.
Sometimes you just need a zipper along the calf of your 10 thread count Wal-Mart leggings. No, I cannot say why, you just do...
missy same as cameltoe, when your pants are so tight in the snatchal area, you're showing off your outer lips to the world.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Makes blow jobs less of a job on your knees. More like a blow task.
missy same as cameltoe, when your pants are so tight in the snatchal area, you're showing off your outer lips to the world.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Sometimes you just need a zipper along the calf of your 10 thread count Wal-Mart leggings. No, I cannot say why, you just do...
Submitted by Infamous on July 11, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Lindsay just because you look like a hooker tranny doesnt mean everyone else wants to dress like one...
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I make a point to look like a hooker everyday....the fellas like it, you gotta do whatever the fellas like!
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
Are these leggings crotchless?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
islandgirl, Cthe Hoff, whats a moosknuckle?? EDIFY ME!!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 11, 2008 - 11:58am.
VLL
Where will you be hookin' tonight with your brand new Hohan Leggins?? I might come by and give you some sugar..lol
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oh you know, my usual spot. I'll be on the corner of Meth St. and Desperation Ave.
I am out for a bit, can't stay and play today :(
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Man, seems like the minute I come on...the next minute youre out! Booo...
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
I find the cankle warmers to be especially whimsical and rest assured, if these hot numbers do not attract a reasonable suitor for my night passions when I wear them to the finest dance establishment in my naybourhood (SHE-BOOMZ! ALL THE HITS OF THE 70'S, 80'S AND MAYBE THE 90'S) I am quite confident that my cat Mr. Snuggleboots, will find them as sensually caliente as I
CTH... I thought it was an exceptionally large camel toe! *blushes* See, another reason why Dlisted is so edifying... I learned something new again today! :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Classy. Those leopard print ones look like they could go anywhere.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Lindsay just because you look like a hooker tranny doesnt mean everyone else wants to dress like one...
www.myspace.com/tharightgirl4u <---CHECK OUT MY PAGE!
Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 2:12pm.
I personally like the shiny, camel toe inducing, vinyl ones. I don't know whether to put that shit on my turntable or up my asscrack. I like mysteries...
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LOL!!
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@islandgirl
God help you if you can't produce mooseknuckle.
than means you have a dick!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I don't know about you, but knee pads on flimsy spandex leggings just screams "BIG FUN" and I am pulling out my Black Amex as I type this...know and trust, bitches
Is the moose knuckle included in the price, or do I have to provide my own?
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 11, 2008 - 11:58am.
VLL
Where will you be hookin' tonight with your brand new Hohan Leggins?? I might come by and give you some sugar..lol
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oh you know, my usual spot. I'll be on the corner of Meth St. and Desperation Ave.
I am out for a bit, can't stay and play today :(
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
I personally like the shiny, camel toe inducing, vinyl ones. I don't know whether to put that shit on my turntable or up my asscrack. I like mysteries...
who the fuck wears leggings?
I mean, this woman my mom use to watch her kids, she shows up at my sister's baby shower (in 2003)
still sporting shoulder pads, leggings, and a dorothy hamil haircut!
I was following her around singing that bowie song 1984.
beware the savage door!!!!
lol
oh well.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I'm sure she is on American Apparel's shit list. She jacked that from Dov's brain trust! He had the idea of shiny leggings with knee pads like 900 blow jobs ago!
yepyepyep - me too!! but then again, I dont have any close friends who are fat. I am casual friends with one girl who is pretty overweight. If she came out wearing leggings, I do NOT think I would have the guts to tell her she was too fat for the pants.
BUT!! I would also not tell my skinny friend that she looks anorexic (and she kinda does). I know shes healthy, so what the hell business of it is mine??
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Oh linds, every time you find a way back into my heart (with the whole *Lilos ♥s SamRon* shpeal), you also pull shit like this that makes me want to slap you. Please stop while you're ahead. Thanks,
XO, Monkeypox
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
while most of them look extremely hard to pull off, i am actually digging the gold zipper touch!