Friday, July 11th 2008
$132 For This Slutty Trash?!
I've posted HoHan's new line of hooker leggings before, but I never knew what this bitch was charging.
I'd rather have scraped-up knees than spend 132 clams on those dick-sucking leggings. Besides, any experienced peen-sucka knows how to squat low and suck. That way you don't mess up your pretty little knees.
HoHan must have been high on some bad shit when she priced this skankness. Do these leggings come equipped with a crotch cooling system? Or maybe you get a baggie of Colombian sugar with every purchase? I mean, the cheapest thing in her line is a pair of $42 tacky ass leopard cankle-hiders. No.
VIA ONTD
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WTF has worn leg warmers since Jane Fucking Fonda?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Out of all of the celebs that have come out with clothing lines, that is by far the tackiest shit I have ever seen. Those really are dick-sucking leggings. Unbelievable.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
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Its just how it is among women. I hate it.
Well I tell my friends when something looks bad, kindly though
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
LMFAO WTF?
These are almost as ridiculous as Hohan herself. Does she expect anyone to actually buy these? How the hell did this little business venture make it past the idea stage?
Submitted by yepyepyep on July 11, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Kinda off Topic: why do big fat ladies insist on wearing white leggings so you can see their fat cellulite ridden ass? do they have no friends?
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I will tell you why. Becasue women can not tell other women that they are fat. They just cant.
I was at the bar the other day and I overhear these 2 women: one fat, one average. The fat one was telling the average one how she looked "SOOO skinny" and "anorexic".
I wanted to go over and kick that fat bitches ass!! Her friend was FAR from being too thin, but she had to listen to this supertanker tell her she looks like she has an eating disorder while she couldnt say shit to fatty!!
Its just how it is among women. I hate it.
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VLL
Where will you be hookin' tonight with your brand new Hohan Leggins?? I might come by and give you some sugar..lol
*sloppy kisses back at ya*
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Fuck it!
These selections are only appropriate for two professions:
horse jockeys and tranny hookers in the Meat Packing district
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I can see the gag gift angle (though what an expensive gag)-
the padded knee leggings at a bachelorette party,
you know, so the newlywed doesn't injure her pretty knees on the honeymoon
Bachelorette gag gift. Perfect! Yeah, I would definitely wait for those suckers to end up on the clearance rack 0' shame. Speaking of which...hmmm, I wonder if they make a crotchless version? Ick. I said it, I know, my bad.
Viva, I'm digging through your couch cushions now. Well? I found some popcorn, a peanut, a penny but no receipts. I bet I shoulda looked under your mattress, you sneaky Pete!
Submitted by DeeDee on July 11, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Third thumbnail is completely ridiculous.
DeedDee, seriously! I think Migraineuse hit the nail on the head regarding those especially...they have "Peg Bundy" written all over them. lol
These selections are only appropriate for two professionas:
horse jockeys and tranny hookers in the Meat Packing district
www.myspace.com/triston
The ones with the knee pads are called "Mr.President".
*insert very dry Ha Ha's*
Very clever Hohan...NOT. That's some slutty ass shit
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Fuck it!
MISS PRISS!!! HI HOR *wet sloppy kisses* tee hee, told ya!
Thlaly, they fit just fine, but I wll let you know how well they work when I put them on tonight for my ho stroll
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
what the hell do you wear the ones in the third thumbnail with?
How do you make those not look trashtastic?
They scream Long Island hooker... oh, look who designed them. Nevermind.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
and what makes her think people are going to pay that much for that shit!?! Is Hohan serious? I seen $7 leggins at target today.
Bitch must be crazy
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Fuck it!
Are you sure that the real price isn't $1.32?? Who would waste $135 on that ugly shit????
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How do they fit, VLL?
lol
I get leggings with a long shirt dress on my skinny friend with great heels, so if you can pull it off, whatev,
I can't stand seeing them on girls who would look nicer in pants, if you get my drift.....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Kinda off Topic: why do big fat ladies insist on wearing white leggings so you can see their fat cellulite ridden ass? do they have no friends?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Future $5 BigLots Sale Item
i love how the mr. president ones have built in kneepads and that the manikin showing off it's camel toe. $135 dollars bitch please! who the fuck wears leggings but dancers and her
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Third thumbnail is completely ridiculous.
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Dot, lol!
I can see the gag gift angle (though what an expensive gag)-
the padded knee leggings at a bachelorette party,
you know, so the newlywed doesn't injure her pretty knees on the honeymoon
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
ha, you just know some freakishly obsessed fan is gonna plop down a day's pay to buy this crap. What a waste.
*stuff's receipt and tags under couch cushions*
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Maybe they are made of really good materials? chewed to softness by a teeth less old lady? cause they dont look like they are worth more than 10 dollars
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Maybe they’re prayer leggings for good Catholic girls...
Either way, I’ll point and laugh if I see anyone wearing them.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Peggy Bundy called. She wants her clothes back.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
CLEARANCE RACK!!!
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Great gag gifts though! Can you imagine the look on someone's face opening this up as a gift and trying to look gracious about it? How awkward Eh? ;))
Somewhere in London, Monica Lewinsky is pimp-slapping herself for not thinking of this.
But not even she would stoop this low.
Well, she did, but...
www.myspace.com/triston
They are as revolting as Blohan herself.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Mel-Tang-
With Lindsay's face photoshopped in saying- "Long legs! Thin weist! Pretty leggins"
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Leggings were cool again for 5 seconds, then they went out with the trash.
At any rate, the people who wear them are stupids celebs who would buy them from an actual designer, or tweens and teens who couldn't afford this shit.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
These wouldn't even sell at Dollar Tree.
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LMAO! This has to be a joke. She can't be serious. Knee pads on leggings!?!?!?!?! Tackiest crap ever.
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Between the knee pads in the main photo and the mid-calf leopard print, skin tight leg-warmers in the lower farthest right thumbnail I'm officially perplexed.
I suppose they have have a velcro crotch and drop-seat in the back for easy access. Don't forget the watchpocket inside to carry your coke vial.
i wear leggings...in my house to clean..where no one can see
she is CRAZY.
anyone who spends this much money on a pair of UGLY LEGGINGS is a fucking MORON.
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
The only purpose I could see leggings with knee pads having is if you're running, and you are a goofy bastard and trip and fall on your knees. Then, no need for band aids.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Dude, is she expecting to profit off this? The pricing for that shit is unrealistic. Plus, she's a joke. No one wants anything associated with her.
The kneepads protect against fabric burns when she get on her knees for for SaMANtha.
Chestica Simpson will wear them when she eats her meat, too.
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that looks stitched from those JO ANN's patch kits...crafty hookers
Is this for real??? Knee pads on leggings? She must have been on the heavy shit when she was coming up with these ideas.
I wonder what Sammy boy thinks about those. lol
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Ugh, leggings aren't even in anymore. I never wore that shite anyways. I don't want to look like some 80's hooker wannabe.
Even the damned mannequin has a camel-toe. WTF?