Friday, July 11th 2008
Goddess
Somebody must have gotten a gift certificate to Frederick's of Hollywood for Mother's Day! The dangerously elegant Shauna Sand has ANOTHER new pair of luxurious shoes. I 'm joking. Shauna doesn't buy her shoes at Frederick's. She has this shit custom made in Europe. Italian cobblers spend years perfecting shoes fit enough for Goddess Shauna.
The Empress of Lucite worked the stroll in Hollywood yesterday. She's not listening to music. She's only covering her ears, because the sound of thousands of men begging for her love can be deafening. This bitch is so gorgeous. When she flips her hair, angels faint.
Wenn
She tries so hard! I want to like her but...*sigh*
hooker stroll shauna style...i wonder how many johns asked her "how much?"...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
When i look at Shauna i think about perfection.
Whoa those shoes are serious, but they are better than those see thru ones she rock to death.
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?
If only someone could make her understand how ridiculous she looks.
She looks exactly like Stiffler's Mom in that 4th thumbnail.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Shauna looks so hot. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Yeah, definitely not music playing. Track #1 "Inhale, Exhale...", Track #2 "Left foot forward, right foot forward..."
Poor thing..lets be nice..make her a hot lucite shoe wearing "slut of the month" (hear that Phobe Price..SLUT, not hot babe of the month)
WTF..her eyes are so close together..its almost like one narrow, heavily made up mascaraed eye.
Life has been rough for her since Lorenzo took off. Can you imagine the strain of being married to "Mr So you think you're hot" or whatever that piss awful show was.
Tranny hooker on the loose.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
lovely shauna should use gloss not frost lipstick.
Submitted by Linzee on July 11, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by MargeAggedon
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Thanks for posting that CoCo video. Those are ten seconds I will never get back! LOL.
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10 seconds? Try 4 minutes! It was awful and I couldn't stop watching it.
Her ass is mesmerizing.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Who is she anyway? Does someone go around taking random pics of deformed people and post them on this site? She looks like the spawn of a monkey.
According to imdb she is 36....uh , ok...She looks like a 136 year old tranny.
She's lovely
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
is it wrong that i want to take a shotgun to this bitch?... come on, her makeup and plastic will protect her
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
shauna...shauna...u dress like an ass! lose those shoes ya bitch!
Why do women with overinflated lips always seem to wear that fugly frosted pink lipstick? I know that lighter, frosted colors make lips look larger, but damn, there's a point where you've got to realize your kisser's big enough.
Who am I kidding? This is Shauna we're talking about...she and the concept of moderation aren't speaking anymore.
Submitted by Linzee on July 11, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Girlfriend has ass implants, fo sho. No way that shit's real.
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OMG I know I laughed out loud when I saw that "elegant" video. HA!! She's freaking HILARIOUS!!
If she fell on that ass I bet she'd bounce like a rubber ball.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by MargeAggedon
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Thanks for posting that CoCo video. Those are ten seconds I will never get back! LOL.
Seriously, though... CoCo has NO business trying to rap. Not for fun - not ever.
And I'm sorry, but she and Ice-T are full of shit. Girlfriend has ass implants, fo sho. No way that shit's real. Old photos of her seem to prove it.
Her raging yeast infection, lop-sided fake tits, make-up that only a Vegas tranny could love and futile foot fungus do nada for me. Nope.
I don't know.
As elegant as the fabulous lucite goddess is she's still no Coco
The woman simply OOZES class. XD
It's a Youtube link. NSFW.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
GOOD LORD
that's all I can say. I am stunned by her beauty
i love you for writing about her lol -*-
Submitted by ladybugg on July 11, 2008 - 8:19pm.
I'm ever so grateful that MK moved on to worship The Empress of Lucite.
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He is playing you like a fiddle, my friend:)
(meaning: I betcha never thought you'd see yourself typing those words in succession)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
I'm ever so grateful that MK evicted Chicken Cocklets from his ventricles and moved on to worship The Empress of Lucite. Shauna and her liploss frosting are pretty damn nasty, but nothing compares to the putrid tacky mess that is Phoebe Price. SO over that fossil.
*wincing*
When she farts, ambrosia comes out.
Wow, Tigerlily!
I never knew you were an artist! It sounds amazing. I don't want to mess with perfection so I'll be more than happy to head up the construction team:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 7:38pm.
I get it now, Tigerlilly.
We should seriously consider building a shrine in her honour. We could build it right in front of the Ivy...so that all the celebrities who eat there can bask in her glow.
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I'm picturing MK outfitted in a bikini top, camel toe slicing and melvin cutting booty shorts, in Lucite heels with a "Dollhouse dude" inspired semi-shrine atop his FABU head (hehehe head) as a template...furiously constructing such a structure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"When she flips her hair, angels faint."
Yet another reason to love you, MK. Write a book, dammit!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I get it now, Tigerlilly.
We should seriously consider building a shrine in her honour. We could build it right in front of the Ivy...so that all the celebrities who eat there can bask in her glow.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
so i've never really looked at this shauna sand lady really well, but i always assumed she was a pretty lady but damn was i wrong ... she looks busted.
I'm more concerned about the no neck guy. He looks like he's in pain. On second thought, I think he's pulling a turtle trick. His eyes cannot handle Shauna's beauty.
Try hard not to click on this angelic beauty's posts, but her heavenly pull is just too strong. Envy is killing me, but it hurts soooo good.
Damn, you can see that saggy ass pancake nipple through her shirt! That thing is monstrous.
At one time I thought this chick was hot and used to think to myself "Go Lorenzo" but she is all out nasty.
Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Funny. I read: angels fart. But I'm tired.
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I'm pretty sure angels outright shit when they see Shauna's beyootay and elligance...but angels shit tiny little angle food cakes, which Shauna then eats (or uses as a sponge to soak up bagina juice...which is then served at the finest and most elegant restaurants)...
Shauna is only partially mortal...The part that's mortal is a mixture of truck stop hooker, melted wax figure, silicone, Botox, fake collagen, and assloads of skank, but the part that's immortal is her undeniable and ever-lasting elegance...
It's like Amy Winehouse's dirty panties...parts of it will live forever, parts of it might fade away, but the memory of the stench...er, I mean, the aroma of her essance will live forever, and either make you itch or puke...you know depending on how close yo nasty ass got to them rank ass draws....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I looked up some old photos of her (I know, I am pathetic) and she used to be pretty before she started freaking out about getting older. Every single time I see this chick on here, I wonder if she sees what we see, and if she is depressed about it, or if she thinks that she still looks good. I don't get it.
Banging, xultar ?!?!?! She's barely worth barfing...
and TOPANGA: this pic is the LEAST offensive one i've got! :)))))
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bleeeeeeeeh!
Every time I see her picture I just wanna cry.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
my friend just asked me what MK's obsession with her is and that "She looks like overcooked kielbasa w/ a weave."
that was too funny not to share
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Funny. I read: angels fart. But I'm tired.
How does this woman manage to get uglier on the daily. Doesn't it take years for ugly like that to grow on a person?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
We call this one "Chimp Faced Barbie"
Is she worth bangin? I mean really. She's gross.
She's so cute. I think I saw her profile on a dating site called
www. ageingdegenerateattentionwhore.com where she meets 19 year old boys who say they love her but really love her credit card and swimming pool.
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Addicted to noir, and you
Whoa Violent Vomit, I'm all for freedom of expression and awesome/funny and sometimes weird avatars, but yours is wee bit much,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Trannyriffic, Trannytastic, Trannylicious, Trannylectable! That tranny hooker looks so much like Shauna Sand, I'd swear it was the real thing!
Wait. What? Oh, that is Shauna Sand? *scratching tiger head in confusion*...but, but, Shauna Sand used to be a woman who became a man so she could be a tranny, right? What? Those pics don't lie. So, how do you know that's the real SS and not an imposter?...What's that? Oh, the elegance factor...Yep, as elegant as CoCo in crotchless panties with a yeast infection. That's the real deal all right...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
to puke or not to ... :O bleeeeeeeeh!
se looks like a cheap cheap wax figure or a blow up doll.
I am sooo waiting for the day when someone rolls by on roller skates, yells "tiiiimber" and pushes this chick over while she's wearing those ridiculous high-heeled clod hoppers. The sight of her trannyliscious body wobbeling and then slowly descending to the pavement will be priceless. Please let someone catch it on video.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****