Friday, July 11th 2008
Goddess
Somebody must have gotten a gift certificate to Frederick's of Hollywood for Mother's Day! The dangerously elegant Shauna Sand has ANOTHER new pair of luxurious shoes. I 'm joking. Shauna doesn't buy her shoes at Frederick's. She has this shit custom made in Europe. Italian cobblers spend years perfecting shoes fit enough for Goddess Shauna.
The Empress of Lucite worked the stroll in Hollywood yesterday. She's not listening to music. She's only covering her ears, because the sound of thousands of men begging for her love can be deafening. This bitch is so gorgeous. When she flips her hair, angels faint.
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Mary mother of jesus, she is scary. That face could frighten small children.
ugh, her toes are like claws gripping on to the edge of her shoes with such desperation. how does she walk w/o her toes helping her? those claws are always folded over...it's disgusting.
It's truly sad to look at this woman... not b/c she is a trainwreck, but b/c she PAID DEARLY to look this way.
*Shakes head in wonder*
Seriously, I get the Southern California babe look, but she's waaayyy off. It's fucked up.
...somewhere in Nevada, the Bunny Ranch is sadly missing a hooker....I know I've seen that bitch before on Cathouse doing a "party"...her Mamma must be so proud...
those shorts are giving me a winehouse feel....or herpes. one or the other.
That just rips it Stoney, Ima digging out my entire vegetable drawer and smoking that cilantro from Cinco De Mayo, 2005 and Damnit, it will werk, WERK I SAY
I like the Pepaw that's with her. He's cute!
I don't know where you are from, but where I am from THAT is an ugly chick.
Is it just me or doesn't her face remind you of the Grinch???
more like demons rise when she flips her weave
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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A desperate attempt to relive her Playmate "glory years," but what she doesn't realize is that this look does not improve with age.
Trash the wig, wash off the makeup, get some less ridiculous footwear, and she might look like a normal human.
Hydrangeas won't work. Trust me I already tried. You'll have to go scrape your radiator or something, or maybe just get drunk and take an Aleve. LOL
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
I know she's near perfect, BUT, she could do with a bit more space between her eye.
i demand to know who that short dude is with the weekender bag! ♥ *shaboingboing* ♥ - daddy? sugar daddy? danny deveto? kramer? who! inquiring minds need to know!
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if MK wasn't so damn gay or slutty, he would SO be my baby daddy - twice!
Her face has so much nerve block it hangs like a stretched out porno pussy. My god she is so worshed up. I wish Dr. Drew would dissect her.
She has fingers for toes, she needs shoes that will *fit*! I'm tired of seeing her elegant French pedicured feet hanging off the ends.
the twat has skinny ankles .. i need to break out my 8 inch heels!
You nuggy bragger, Stoney *crying* can I smoke Hydrangea blooms to get high? Anyone? Bueller? *eyeing catnip*
Now this is how Amy Winehouse could look if she waxed.
Shawna is smuggling nuggs...
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Looks like Shauna just tickled his balls...cause he's giggling in that pic.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
y mishma on July 11, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Well, fuckle yepyepyep, what do I have to live for? Strive for? Blow 40-something middle management businessmen in my local Waffle House for? You have just crushed my dreams, my hopes and this 5lb Econo bottle of TrimSpa I just shopliffted from Walgreens I am currently holding. You are a dark horse carrying the scarlet letter of despair and reality. I smite you, you and your avie of which I cannot rightly remember...
Here have some margarita and some sangria and some grey goose, the sleeping pills too if you want
there you go
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I got something even better than Corona and it comes in the form of NUGS IN MY PURSE!! Who's your daddy?!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Tree shoes!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!
"Just walkin' on stumps down Hollywood Boulevard, lookin' for my next pap fix and smear..."
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
STONEY!!!! XOXOXOXOXO pass the Corona hot bitch, it's Fryday!!!!
Well, fuckle yepyepyep, what do I have to live for? Strive for? Blow 40-something middle management businessmen in my local Waffle House for? You have just crushed my dreams, my hopes and this 5lb Econo bottle of TrimSpa I just shopliffted from Walgreens I am currently holding. You are a dark horse carrying the scarlet letter of despair and reality. I smite you, you and your avie of which I cannot rightly remember...
That John she picked up is pretty hot.
Jocelyn Wildensetein's younger sister.
How tall is this thing in RL anyway? Hard to tell with those trees for shoes.
And so the cosmetic intervention list grows. So far today we've had 3 of the worst offenders: Brooke Hogan, Jordan, and Shauna Sand.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
so fabulous! i jsut saw these at WENN and rushed over to see if you'd posted them yet. Love Love Love.
"To know me is to love my Bratz voodoo doll" - Confucius Willus....
mishma!!!! I vauch you! I vauch you!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
This is what nightmares are made of and shit.
LMAO MK!!!
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Fuck it!
mitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Do you understand that if I do not eat carbs for say, the rest of 2008, stick to frozen grapes, pour a bottle of bleach on my hair but mysteriously miss my roots, slice open my tits and shove papayas in them and trick my Hoover Windtunnel out with a scapel and an IV drip I can maybe....just maybe be as hot as Shauna
Sadly Mishma you will need more work im sorry to have to break it to you
Lip augmentation
tattoos and the list goes on and on and on....
get a plastic surgeon on speed dial and start working on it. and no amount of starvation and plastic surgery will get you that wasted middle aged trying to look twelve look
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by mishma on July 11, 2008 - 4:27pm.
OK nvm, I will never be as hot as Shauna, never. Ima gonna go cut myself right now.
I am even further disturbed that ppl don't know who I am on here. DON'T DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I think I was in witness protection or something last year..
LOL! Mishma, who you be, girl? You gotz me curiouz! Love your puddy tat in pink frou frou undies. :))
I don't want to be Ano like Shauna. I embrace my big bones. *wink*
OK nvm, I will never be as hot as Shauna, never. Ima gonna go cut myself right now.
I am even further disturbed that ppl don't know who I am on here. DON'T DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I think I was in witness protection or something last year...
Do you understand that if I do not eat carbs for say, the rest of 2008, stick to frozen grapes, pour a bottle of bleach on my hair but mysteriously miss my roots, slice open my tits and shove papayas in them and trick my Hoover Windtunnel out with a scapel and an IV drip I can maybe....just maybe be as hot as Shauna
I have a pair of shoes somewhat like those...I call them my "fuck-me hooker shoes"....and for good reason!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Even a 'half in the bag' Britney looks better than this trampy transvestite looking freak.
the guy that is holding her bag says it all.
One can only aspire to make men see you this way
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Do you understand that I actually have those shoes and do you further realize I bought them for Halloween?
Holy polyester, Batman!
And her mug is gonna give me nightmares... those lips... that nose!!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
She is seriously hideous looking. And I bet she thinks she's never looked better.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Silver Dollar Nipple Alert!!!
Looks like Rojo Caliente has some competition for the biggest and brightest nipples!
I wonder what she *really* looks like...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hair flip and the nip nip nippity nip nip shot...
Phoebe better step up her elegance game.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Shes flipping a tasty-ass new weave!! ME-OW! ;P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
She has got some huge ass nipples. Sorry to point it out. My retinas are now burning.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
MK: lmao
No, I think you mean "Angels Fart".....when she flips her hair. ;P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats