Nicole Richie's New TV Show
Proving once again that talent doesn't matter in Hollyweird, Nicole Richie is getting ready to turn her novel "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show. That shit is about some dumb bitch in Hollywood who is adopted into rock royalty and finds herself....forget it. Like you give a giraffe's penis (don't click on that) about the plot of this crap.
Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on my roles for the show, "I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now." Yes, ordering nannies around, going to Starbucks ten times a day and buying a bunch of fugly shit really keeps her busy.
I'll admit that I wasted a few hours of my life reading the book Nicole Richie clearly didn't write. It wasn't as bad as Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see? (I hate that shit, I'm sorry), but it has no business becoming a TV show. I'd rather watch every episode of "Babes" than 1 hour of Nicole's show.
thank Paris Hilton, nicole ritchie should thank paris for letting her ride on her coat tail..nicole would never been famous if it wasn't for paris...as for her hubby joel madden,matter of time before she has to go on a crack binge...be ready to be a single parent...
Submitted by yucko on July 12, 2008 - 4:54am.
I was thinking more baby elephant trunk but you call to mind huge orchids, thank you!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by EvilShoe on July 12, 2008 - 9:22am
My sentiments exactly. On the bright side, we'll be able to regale the residents of our prospective old folks' homes with details of various species' penii.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Will there ever be a day that MK posts a link that I don't click?
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Dick happens! - MK
Nicole Richie is so cute.I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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UGH. Giraffe penis! It looks like a freaking stamen. (appropriate, but still gross)
I don't know if this was part of the reality show or what, but Ms. Richie was in Denver, Colorado tonight (pretending to) eating a burger.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 12:01am.
You mean there are people out there who type with two hands?
Anyway, goodnight y'all. On a parting note, here's some good Canadian music:
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Waddyamean?? As opposed to the music I gave you!?!? Harumph!
Nite ;x
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 1:01am.
I'm not clicking the link, it's probably an Alan Thicke / Celine Dion duet, and I won't know whether to claw out my eyes or my ears.
Nite, great to see you!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
You mean there are people out there who type with two hands?
Anyway, goodnight y'all. On a parting note, here's some good Canadian music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLyAdUwznwA
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Looking at Nicole makes me hungry for Taco Bell. VIVA GORDITAS!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 12:41am.
I could never do that, I know how important it is to be able to use both hands. While typing, I mean.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 12, 2008 - 12:35am.
High five for the beaver line. I might be your father.
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Is this the point where you chop my hand off with your light saber and I scream that it can't be true? Followed by me jumping into a bottomless pit to be rescued by Princess Lea?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I spent a month in Vancouver 10 years ago- I could not get over how friendly everyone was- I loved it, because I'll talk to anyone- I don't give a shit....
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 12:30am.
High five for the beaver line. I might be your father.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 11:30pm.
angel, when I visited New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island and Halifax a couple of years ago, everyone I met WAS polite.
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O well, there ya go! I'm lucky enough to have some East Coaster in me - they are a friendly social bunch...but Canada's different all over just like the States. That being said it's still pretty cool in my book too:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
angel, when I visited New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island and Halifax a couple of years ago, everyone I met WAS polite. NOT just a stereotype, in my experience. HAHA, a candy store in Halifax had the best store window sign ever: "Candy makes your mullet shine". And I love beaver. So Canada is cool in my book.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Aphid!
I miss you...I won't ask for a flash but a hi would get me hot!!!! how's you?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Aphid on July 12, 2008 - 12:24am.
brrrrrbrrrrrbrrrrrrbest birthday gift ever!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
*flashes T.V. and Miss Priss*
*a big, wet kiss for TV as a late b-day present*
Go ahead and motorboat!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 11, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Aphid!
I try so hard to hate Nicole, because I know she is a spoiled bitch, who hasn't changed since the baby. She used her pregnancy/motherhood for good PR.
But I still like this bitch. WTF?
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O yeah! Nicole! I forgot about her.
I like her too but I'm thinking these next couple of career moves might kill it for me.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
But the real classic Loverboy is "Working for the Weekend" (with minor cowbell):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KPDYfyyQ3O4&feature=related
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 11:03pm.
But of course, Canadians are too polite to do that.
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Yes, polite. We are SO very polite. And we FEEL polite right to our very core - it's true! We are so VERY honest about how polite we feel. Canada is happyland:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 12, 2008 - 12:09am.
Did you check out the drummer's face at the 2:12 mark? HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Aphid!
I try so hard to hate Nicole, because I know she is a spoiled bitch, who hasn't changed since the baby. She used her pregnancy/motherhood for good PR.
But I still like this bitch. WTF?
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 12:04am.
Nicole doesn't need the complex created when the chihuahuas continually outsmart her. Nicole must be the 1st author to compose her manuscript with the assistance of a See n Say.
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Submitted by Aphid on July 12, 2008 - 12:04am.
Aphid at night!!!
*bear hugs the little bug*
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Mr. Prez: You mean this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iUcBvGscpwo
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Aphid!
Slut! lol
come here! lemme give you a obnoxious drunken hug!
Oh and im drinking out of those HUGE margarita cups the ones that look like cereal bowls so 1=3 HAHHAHAHAH
kissez!
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Fuck it!
Hmmm...you know - my favourite Canadian Band is The Hopping Penguins followed by Roach Motel followed by this band I can't pronounce or spell because it's some Celtic mindfuck kinda name. But they're not the "get famous" types.
Check out THIS hot new singer! She's my friend!:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMN-0mIBz_c&feature=related
In Loving Memory of Jeff Healey:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Vs9ldU2rdw&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
I love Canada!!!
When I was in college we used to cross the border to get wasted cuz they're way cooler there and the drinking age is 19. I was there like every weekend getting smashed. Canadian dudes were so hot
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Fuck it!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 12, 2008 - 12:00am.
she could do a reality show to find out which Chihuahua looks most like her... nah, no dog deserves that kinda complex
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 11, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo
Slutz!
I just had like 3 margaritas(*hickupps*)...I can't believe I'm drinking and typing...don't tell da po-lice! lmao
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Lightweight! I'm on my 5th
Bryan Adams "Cuts Like A Knife" and "Reckless" are good! I like them both!
Corey Hart on the other hand.....and Loverboy "Lovin Every Minute Of It"...that was them, right?
Cheese galore!
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
angel. Next time anyone makes fun of Canada, just look them in the eye and say : "So which country spawned Paris fucking Hilton, BITCH?" End of conversation. But of course, Canadians are too polite to do that.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 8:43pm.
They're also a little touchy about the leading cause of death in Canada being moose related.
To nitpick a little, moose-and-Molsons-related.
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Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo
Slutz!
I just had like 3 margaritas(*hickupps*)...I can't believe I'm drinking and typing...don't tell da po-lice! lmao
Ugh. I really try to like Nicole Bitchis, but I can't find it my hart to do do so. "I have so much going on right now" Bwhahahahahha Whatevs biatch
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Fuck it!
I think that since Paris is doing a "reality" show to find a new BFF, Nicole should go the other way and try to find a worse friend forever. Should keep her busy at least until Charles Manson gets paroled.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 11, 2008 - 10:36pm.
As a proud Canadian, Angel is a HUGE Bryan Adams fan. She has his posters all over her bedroom.
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UGH! Turn my back for a second and look what happens! I have to say: I've never heard a Bryan Adams song I didn't like. I wouldn't necessarily want to hear it twice...AND... he has a face made for radio - so I guess it's all good.
And Mr. President, Amanda Marshall is a Hot Slut if you ever saw one. You really just have to get to know her. She's a Canadian Hot Slut - which means she can sing but when you watch her you get this really strong urge to push her down, watch her fall and laugh.
Does she have current albums? Because the truth is we hardly ever hear about her here either. To be honest, I didn't even know if she was still alive.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Sheeps, are you suggesting 'Turn Me Loose' isn't a rock and roll classic?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
angel, whatever happened to Amanda Marshall? I found her through YouTube and she is fantastic. I have all of her iTunes albums. Is she still big in Canada? She practically doesn't exist here. Shame.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 11:40pm.
They're also a little touchy about the leading cause of death in Canada being moose related.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Worse than "Loverboy"?
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If Bush has his way, we will have the North American Union, which will make Canadian embarrassments America's embarrassments and visa versa, Mexico is included in this. Since politics make me madder than a hatter I bid you all good night, afternoon or morning.
OT, While in the army I got a marriage proposal to Three Times a Lady, he took it back when I laughed.
It appears bringing up Corey Hart in a conversation is the worst thing you can do to a Canadian.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 11:35pm.
that's the kinda shit ya just can't stand for!... ya need to make them extin... er.. nevermind
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
Submitted by Sheeps on July 11, 2008 - 11:36pm.
I love Canada. Being from NJ, I can only abuse West Virginia and Canada.
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As a proud Canadian, Angel is a HUGE Bryan Adams fan. She has his posters all over her bedroom.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 11, 2008 - 11:33pm.
I never heard it, dinosaurs ate our record player.
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