Friday, July 11th 2008

The Demise Of Izzie

Has Katherine Heeeeeeigl's fat mouth finally caught up with her? According to Marc Malkin, the creator of Grey's Anatomy, Shonda Rhimes, wants the bitch dead! Well, she wants her character dead at least. Shonda is apparently still livid about Heigl's Emmy comments. In case you were drunk that day, Heigl did not submit herself for Emmy consideration because she felt she didn't have good material to work with.

A source said, "It's not good there. Shonda is pissed. They're thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead." Such beautiful words have never been spoken.

The feeling might be mutual. It's been rumored that Heigl wants out of her contract because she thinks she's A-list now. A for Awesomely Assholey.

They shouldn't kill the hag. Not just yet. They should slowly torture her by giving her the worst storylines ever. One week, Izzie develops a mental disorder that makes her bark like a dog instead of talking. She could bark throughout the whole episode. Another week, Izzie has chronic diarrhea and spends most of the episode shitting in her panties.

In her final episode, they should replace Katherine Heigl with Izzie the dog. That hot bitch needs a major comeback.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 2:35am.

Wth the time he saves by not posting at D, he can get a second job. Or grow more wool.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 12, 2008 - 2:28am.

you're gonna break his bank.. you know how much wool he's gonna have to sell for that?!?!

OT: what thread is this?.. oh yeah, Heigl... meh

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 2:20am.

Why, thank you. You're entertaining the hell out of me, so you don't need a present. Sheeps, on the other hand, owes me a thesaurus.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 12, 2008 - 2:16am.

hey, scroll back three pages, i wished you a happy b-day!.. belated, yes.. and not even a thesaurus or a present, but hell... it's the thought that counts... so i guess that says it all!LOL!

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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 2:12am.

I actually ran out of words, best call CNN. Damn people not replacing my thesaurus for my bday.

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god i've always hated this grade-a cunt ever since she was in that shitass movie wish upon a star.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 12, 2008 - 2:08am.

dialing 1-800-ask-idon'tknowwho... plagiarism hotline help me!!

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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."

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night, Viva!

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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 12, 2008 - 2:06am.

Nite, dahling.
HA, stole that from ESE!

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

yes, in my search for Bridget the Midget I came across some "interesting" finds.

Have a good night fellas sorry I didn't get to chat

Try to slow down for a bit TV, and ESE, keep those caucasions coming. Seriously, I like white guys, keep em coming.

NITE

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 12, 2008 - 1:55am

Yes, I saw, gracias!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 10:43pm.

at least you're consistent, tv

BY THE BY... did you ever get to see your gift for your bday? MS was being a tool so it might have gotten blocked

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

Remember Shelly Long? She left CHEERS Thinking she would be the next Big Bitch Mega Hollywood Star. Yeah right, she made a few movies, the most memorable was the crappy Troop Beverly Hills. She has nothing that is notable since then. TV Movies mostly.

KH will soon be the new Shelly Long

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 12, 2008 - 1:43am.

within an inch of her life?... you got it.. after that... lemme end her... i'll split her cigs with ya

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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 1:27am.

stuck up UNDESERVING ungrateful self promoting little bitch I'd pound within an inch of her life. Terrible actress though.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 12, 2008 - 1:05am.
Submitted by sushi on July 11, 2008 - 8:37pm.
I don't understand why everyone hates KH
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cuz she's a stuck up UNDESERVING ungrateful self promoting little bitch

well, that and... she makes kittens wince

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Just like a knife.
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cuz she's a stuck up UNDESERVING ungrateful self promoting little bitch

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I could not have said it any better myself. Enough of this unattractive slag already...

What did she say @ Isiah Washington..something like "he should never speak in public"..well she do the same and put on her mormon bloomers and retreat to the innermost regions of the Mormon Tabernacle...never to be seen again ....please just go.

Submitted by sushi on July 11, 2008 - 8:37pm.

I don't understand why everyone hates KH
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cuz she's a stuck up UNDESERVING ungrateful self promoting little bitch

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

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Aphid,

You need some Rachmaninoff on your playlist. And then up the ante girl.

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Aphid, I hope you are warming up your jaw....hehe

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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
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Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 9:30pm.

Gang of Four??? hahahaha He's GOOD.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 11, 2008 - 8:06pm.
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Dude, I've got Gang of Four, Kid Creole & the Coconuts, and vintage Prince (he's not fond of any of them, of course), and I'm losing! He's a fucking geetar god when he's buzzed!

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I don't watch Grey's Anananananotomy but the words Heigl and kill never sounded so good together before

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Fuck it!

Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 8:49pm.

I'd pucker up, then. (And, for the next time, download some Philip Glass or Capt Beefheart or something.)

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 11, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 8:40pm.
I am playing ALL my iTunes songs for Joel and betting him he can't do the guitar parts....

Ouuuu.... very cool. What's the bet?

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I he wins, I have to give him a blowjob laying upside-down on the couch (a la Mork from Ork)

If I win he has to jump on a trampoline naked with me while I pee on him.

It's fair, no?

Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 8:40pm.
I am playing ALL my iTunes songs for Joel and betting him he can't do the guitar parts....

Ouuuu.... very cool. What's the bet?

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Hi PSL love!
I am playing ALL my iTunes songs for Joel and betting him he can't do the guitar parts....so far I'm down 3-25

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Submitted by ESE on July 11, 2008 - 11:37pm.
oooohhhh!.. nobody's lit your cig or refreshed your drink?!?!... yep, crackin' skulls!

OT: wait for it.. wait for it... i don't care.. ahhh, feel much better now!
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OT: Neither do I.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Hey Aphid!

I've never watched Grey's Anatomy. I watch The Office, or CSI....

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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"

I don't understand why everyone hates KH. That show sucks ass. I don't blame her for not submitting an entry on the dumbest ucking show ever.

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 11:33pm.

oooohhhh!.. nobody's lit your cig or refreshed your drink?!?!... yep, crackin' skulls!

OT: wait for it.. wait for it... i don't care.. ahhh, feel much better now!

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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."

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Submitted by ESE on July 11, 2008 - 11:19pm.
drink?... oh.. yeah... i'll watch your drink... sorry, got stuck on you hiking up your short skirt
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Yeah, I noticed. I've been back for five minutes and been waiting for you to light my cig and have the bartender refresh my drink. lol

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Hi ESE! xoxox

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Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 11:29pm.

HAHAHA!... hi, Aphid!

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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 11, 2008 - 6:53pm.
can they kill off the rest of the characters? and the show?... replace it with telemundo for all i care

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"AHORA, en TELEMUNDO! TETAS GRANDESSSSSS!!!"

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Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 9:58pm.
A strong covetous desire for the bracelet you're wearing has put me in a murderous mood.
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Come wit me, Esa. Together, we will cuttabeech.
And THEN, take alternate weekends with the bracelet, k?
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Love how you think, baby! *kisses*

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 11:02pm.
I AM NOT 3rd rate! Oh, you meant Heigl. Nevermind.
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Oh, darlin'...third rate is for whores like Heigl. Now if you intend to get up, get your money and go home after doing the dirty, dirty..that high class right there! *wink*

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 11:15pm.

drink?... oh.. yeah... i'll watch your drink... sorry, got stuck on you hiking up your short skirt

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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."

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Submitted by ESE on July 11, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 10:58pm.
A strong covetous desire for the bracelet you're wearing has put me in a murderous mood.

murderous mood?! Heigl?!... i say go with it
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*hiking up short skirt* *extending stiletto, thigh high silk-stocking wearing leg* *slipping derringer out from under garter belt* Watch my drink, honey?

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Bitch is lucky anyone wants to see her no talent Paltrow-lookin skinny ass anyway.

So kill her off already

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She will go as fast as she came. Good riddance and hopes for a quick ride out of the limelight! I'm tired of looking at her snaggle toofs and chubby thighs.

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 9:58pm.
A strong covetous desire for the bracelet you're wearing has put me in a murderous mood.
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Come wit me, Esa. Together, we will cuttabeech.
And THEN, take alternate weekends with the bracelet, k?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.

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She needs to get better paying roles so she can afford that diamond studded box she has her eye on to display her husband's testicles.

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If Britney ever inseminates herself with frozen Elvis jizz, the offspring will resemble the main pic.

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That stupid slut thinks she is the next Julia Roberts or something!

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 10:58pm.

I AM NOT 3rd rate! Oh, you meant Heigl. Nevermind.

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 10:58pm.
A strong covetous desire for the bracelet you're wearing has put me in a murderous mood.

murderous mood?! Heigl?!... i say go with it

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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."

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Oh, you third rate whore...that pose has been done by far more glamorous and talented women than you. Then again..you wouldn't know anything about glamour or talent..would you?
btw - A strong covetous desire for the bracelet you're wearing has put me in a murderous mood.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

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Heigl used to be hot. Keep in mind I'm at least a year younger than Heigl ( I know she's 29 but can't be bothered to look up the actual date) so technically I'm not a perv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-K__WLzStg

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