Friday, July 11th 2008

The Demise Of Izzie

Has Katherine Heeeeeeigl's fat mouth finally caught up with her? According to Marc Malkin, the creator of Grey's Anatomy, Shonda Rhimes, wants the bitch dead! Well, she wants her character dead at least. Shonda is apparently still livid about Heigl's Emmy comments. In case you were drunk that day, Heigl did not submit herself for Emmy consideration because she felt she didn't have good material to work with.

A source said, "It's not good there. Shonda is pissed. They're thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead." Such beautiful words have never been spoken.

The feeling might be mutual. It's been rumored that Heigl wants out of her contract because she thinks she's A-list now. A for Awesomely Assholey.

They shouldn't kill the hag. Not just yet. They should slowly torture her by giving her the worst storylines ever. One week, Izzie develops a mental disorder that makes her bark like a dog instead of talking. She could bark throughout the whole episode. Another week, Izzie has chronic diarrhea and spends most of the episode shitting in her panties.

In her final episode, they should replace Katherine Heigl with Izzie the dog. That hot bitch needs a major comeback.

Posted by: Michael K


Haribo's picture

this chick smokes all the time. i haven't seen one single pic of her without a ciggie. stinky mess!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

can they kill off the rest of the characters? and the show?... replace it with telemundo for all i care

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hoozer's picture

I thought the pic was Jessica Simpson after sex with Izzie. Am I wrong?

Mr. President's picture

TV, Pam has cycled enough silicone through her tits to cover Waikiki beach. Not Grade A, Hep A is more like it.

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hoozer's picture

I got drunk last night and went to the video store. I may have driven there. Sorry. No wait. My friend did. Anyway, I thought it said 27 Messes. And the girl looked like a mess so I rented it. And it was really pretty bad. I mean even drunk, I could tell the acting was like really really really really bad. The salamanders that live in my yard can act better than that poor girl. Tonight I think I have rented Charlie Wilson's Whore. But I can't seem to get the disk into the dvd player..... hiccup.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 10:27pm.

Pam's just jealous because the breasts at KFC are still USDA Grade A, while the best you can say about hers is that at least they're recyclable.

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Hey lets think of different ways Izzy can be written off the show.

I think a coma is to nice. I think she should get attacked by wolves and fall off a cliff. That way she can never RETURN.

Izzy on Grey's was the ONE person on the show I found SO annoying she is so whiney. Followed very closely by Merrideth,

PS: Look at the cast of Friends & Seinfeld they thought they would make it big but they did not either,

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TV: If I had not been so sick all week, I would have eaten a bucket of KFC every day just to piss Pam off. Then I would have been really sick.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

You can't help but examine this picture and conclude that this deluded bitch is full of herself. Yes, she's pretty but she sure as fuck ain't no Meryl Streep. The REAL A-Listers are laughing their asses off.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 10:16pm.

Or Bucket of Chicken, piss Pam Anderson off.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 10:09pm.

They should replace her with Izzy Stradlin, rhythm guitarist of Guns n Roses. Change the entire dynamic of the show if you insert a heroin addict.
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Or Buckethead.

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They should replace her with Izzy Stradlin, rhythm guitarist of Guns n Roses. Change the entire dynamic of the show if you insert a heroin addict.

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jmarkiemark's picture

She thinks her shit doesn't stink. But..oooooweeee...my eyes are burnin'.

I finally saw 27 Dresses. For a crappy movie, she's actually good in it. She has talents but doesn't really know how to manage her career in this town.

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Nah, give her something good and corny like the possessed storyline from Days of Our Lives back in the day. The camp factor would really take her down a notch. Actually, a notch alone wouldn't do much good. Maybe have her make a major error, get sued for malpractice and have her take a job as a garbage collector to make ends meet.

I'm so sick of seeing this snob smoking like a chimney on every celeb blog.

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She, like many other actors doesn't realize that only 1% of people in her union (SAG) actually make money from acting. The rest are much older than her, paid way more dues, are waiting tables, selling you books at Borders, and trying to sell their CD collections just to make rent. Eff her.
Smoke away Catherine...
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she was okay in knocked up but she's just so annoying and pretentious for someone who was a nobody three years ago
there are some things you think but don't say. unless you like being referred to as a dumb twat

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The writers should put her stupid characters ass in a coma. She will be forced to continue her contract silent and drooling. Then to finish her off she could be blown up by a careless chain-smoking orderly who sneaks into her room to spark one up thus setting off her oxygen tank.
Bwahahahahaha!

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C'mon guys....she is a perfect leavings post...bitch on fucking wheels...who can't act...and has a big cunty mouth.

Perfection for venting.

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Since 'Bride of Chucky', it's been all downhill for Heigl.

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Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 9:05pm

OMG! Hola Aphidarita!!!

XXO
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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angel_i, you made it farther than I did, and I PAID for that shit on Pay Per View. GRRR!!

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Bradi xoxox
Haha, Izzy Stradlin from GnR

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Submitted by Deb on July 11, 2008 - 7:48pm.

Never saw the TV show. I saw "Knocked Up" which was dismal.
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I also watched about 6 minutes of 27 dresses. I think I decided to wax my bikini line instead.

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Have fun and be safe, DAE!

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Someone please throw their Blackberry at her, put some Naomi into the wind up.

This is what she wants, she must have a few things lined up and being the dumb skeeze she is, she believes the smoke blown up her ass that she oh so great.

(on a side note, when I saw just the title, not her, I thought something happened to Izzy from GnR, yes, I know the spelling is different but still)

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Hey DAE!

Have a great vacay!

Do those clicks need warning cuz, if not, I might just skip them...;p

BYE! ;x

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I'm gonna say good night & see you next week (I'm going on hoilday tomorrow) Have fun everyone!!

Classic Katherine Heigl :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KIOzxbosUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl2kAMeoA2c

The start of a timless love affair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atp6cYPTuYk

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

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C the H and Madam S, I was thinking the same thing, I hope this isn't his last post but it probably is. :/

Michael K., I've kept it to myself for long enough. I think I love you. Too bad I'm a hetero female....I can change!!

Deb's picture

Never saw the TV show. I saw "Knocked Up" which was dismal.
Mostly I love how much MK can't stand her.

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I too hope MK doesn't leave us with this cunt for out nite nite post.
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I hope MK isn't leaving us with this for fun news tonight. What's the guy with the porn and the bible in his car up to?

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Never have watched this show either.

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She's someone I know only via dlisted. I've never seen her show, nor any of her movies. I'm not feeling left out.

Mrs. Kravitz i feel Mcfooled!!! Get it Mcfuck this show, i got another half hour and THEN IT IS TIME TO DRINK BEER!!

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Letting her go is what she wants -- give her dumber stories than she has now, assuming it is possible for that show to get even dumber story lines. ___________________________________________
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Submitted by Zambonie on July 11, 2008 - 4:23pm.
She'll be McLeaned: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/McLeaned

But, then, that's what she wants.

What they should do is what was done to Suzanne Somers her final season of Three's Company.
Make her fulfil her contract, but limit her to a short phone conversation at the end of each episode
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Yup. Suzanne Somers, Farrah Fawcett, David Caruso, Shannen Doherty and Shelley Long.. ALL thought they were WAY too good for the TV shows that made them famous.

Heigl is an ungrateful BITCH and a mediocre actress, at best. Fuck her.. I agree w/you.. I hope Shonda Rimes makes her fulfill her contract (another 2 years, right?).. and gives her minimal screen time. That would be poetic justice! Can you imagine how PISSED Heigel would be?

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*quickly donning a pair of LL crotchless leggings with knee pads* *on little sock-monkey knees* *holding little sock monkey hands together* MK! Please! Please! Please don't let this be your last post for tonight. We need something funny...not this bitch! Uh...and don't ask why I'm wearing the leggings.

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I would LOVE x infinity if the Grey's writers would fuck with this bitch's character like MK wrote. Can you imagine the possibilities? Amazing!
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She seems like one of those people who play one on one basketball against a kid with autism and make a point of winning.

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Submitted by jim on July 11, 2008 - 4:53pm.
MRS. KRAVITZ LETS SEE THOSE TITIIIIIIIES!!!

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How is it possible to be such an annoying bitch? Doesn´t she have any spokeswhore/public relations person/agent that can sew her fucking mouth shut? She seems determined to fuck up her career...

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 11, 2008 - 6:57pm.

Is anyone here old enough (like me) to remember when Linda Evangelista said her famous last words "I don't even get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day." Her karma was swift and she was off the scene LIKETHAT. She's been desperately clawing her way back in lately. And then there was Sean Young who was too good for everybody and a train wreck. I think Katherine's headed the same direction. Too bad for her.
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Amazing how they don't grasp that they can feel that way and maybe it is true for some time during their career, and they can cackle all the way to the bank knowing this, but rubbing it in their bosses' faces will derail the gravy train.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 11, 2008 - 6:57pm.: I, too, remember that stupid remark of Evangelista. Karma's a real bitch when she's pissed off.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 4:37pm.

Aw, shucks.

*blush*
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What's her hubby going to do now that she is losing her job?
Will he have to go to work now?
Will he divorce her since he probably doesn't want her skanky ass hanging around the house all day?
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Submitted by angry mom on July 12, 2008 - 1:34am.

Aw, shucks.

*blush*

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 6:31pm.
I love you migraineuse!
She is the epitome of CUNT!