I'm Okay With This
I'd rather wear shoes made out of rusty nails than Crocs, but I'm perfectly fine with kiddies wearing plastic vagina shoes. Yeah, I'm sure Rocco Ritchie really cares that I care. He does. Truth. Memaws and pepaws over the age of 90 and kiddies are the only people allowed to wear these things. I don't even think it's right to wear them while gardening. I mean, what if the sexy ass mail man comes along and you're wearing those things? They make your feet look like giant sand buckets. Not sexy.
Little Rocco wore multi-color Crocs while arriving at the Kabbalahahaha Center in NYC last night with his family. Maybe I should convert to Kabbalah. They obviously don't give a fuck if you show up looking like you've just rolled out of bed after a 9-hour bukkake session. At other religious services, they make your ass dress up like you've just come out of a Glamour Shots photo shoot. However, red is not really my color, so I don't think Kabbalahists would appreciate me asking if the red string comes in other colors. Besides, the red string would break in two as soon as it touched my evil ass wrist.
Here's more of Vadge and Guy doing it for the cameras last night.
Splash, Wenn
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How can that multi-gazillionaire let her kid look like he just walked out of a trailer park? Forget the crocs, man - his outfit is fresh from the Salvation Army dumpster.
i HATE crocs w/ a passion.....a while back me and a friend were shopping and for fun tried them on.....we laughed at how big our feet looked.....but we both said "oooh and ahhhh".....they have these tiny bumps on the insole and felt soooo good......but NEVER....will i EVER purchase a pair....but i will never forget the heavenly feel of bumps on my feet.....can't they come out w/ a cute shoe?.....
the only thing that goes with crocs is social ostracism. i'm sorry, i don't care how old you are... i let myself be lulled into a false security with uggs once, i won't let myself fall for a hideous shoe again.
I don't understand why Madonna fell for Kabbalah? Blekch. If some fancy isoterics, why not Freemasonry (at least for Guy) or Rosicrucian Order?
That is just so dull. She has made an attempt to trendset Kaballah, but its failed, just like it was with fugly crocs. She is so desperate to sofisticate her worn out image.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Hubby and I were on vacation in Denmark driving our way up to the lovely beach Skagen. I purchased a pair of imitation Crocs ( I call em Focs) for beach walking.
Im sad to admit these shoes are more entrapping than Sienna Miller' twat! Once I put them on my feet went AHHHHHOHHHHHHH and now I wear them whenever I walk about town.
Yeah I know my feet look like a red clubfooted version of Big Bird's pods, but at my age, fuck it, comfort means a lot!
RJII,
Do you know the old joke about Episcopalians? It goes something like:
"Wherever you find four Episcopalians, you'll find a fifth".
Mrs K.,
OOooh that's tonight!!! Have fun!!!
Eddie,
Knock em dead!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Clarisse!!!
Thanks doll...who doesn't love bunneh kisses?!?!?
Muah Muah Muah.
We are having dinner guests tonight...gotta "clean" the shack.
Have a great weekend.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Mrs K.,
No no no! You keep him..but keep him safe from Pudge!!!
Here...Bunneh kisses for you.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maxnmckenna/2123632638/in/set-7215760350409...
On topic: I don't care who hates my crocs, my feeties love them.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 12, 2008 - 9:31am.
On Topic. I wear Crocs, and i'm ok with it.
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Preach it sistah!!!!!
BTW, I've decided not to let ESE come between us anymore. You can have him.
Heavy sigh...
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
My church, St Mark's Episcopal, has Pub Lunch after service. They wheel out a full bar, no joke. At least 100 congregants attend after each service, guest get two free drink tickets.
I can't wait for service tomorrow.
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"I think Guy Ritchie is really hot, and I would hit it BIGTIME!!!!!!"
ain't nothin' wrong with that shit. he should totally go gay though.
I am a sick bitch........I think Guy Ritchie is really hot, and I would hit it BIGTIME!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
I don't have strong feelings one way or the other about crocs, but they seem to more naturally be appropriate for children (bright colors, plastic-y).
By the way, horz, Evelyn Keyes died at age 91. She played Suellen in Gone With The Wind:
http://www.imdb.com/news/ns0000002/#ni0260306
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I hate those shoes...everywhere I see them I want to burn them in a very large pile...!
Your face!
Submitted by Leatherette on July 12, 2008 - 12:15pm.
at the Catholic Church up my block the women dress like high class club hookers and the men like their pimps -- all churches need to cop that style
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;o For reals.
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Sheeps! You're mean!
She can't even sing and she STILL doesn't lip-synch....I'm sure she does it more often now but she used to do only super-high energy dance songs like that. And although production is her saviour she's never been as produced as, say, Paula Abdul or Heidi Spencer (I decided that's her last name now - it's easier that way).
So there ;p
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dontcaredontwannaknow about Vadge's test tube product, but at the Catholic Church up my block the women dress like high class club hookers and the men like their pimps -- all churches need to cop that style
-- which reminds me: that dude Walter Mercado should start his own church, I'd join
Fake couples spending fake family time together annoy me.
Fake couples spending fake family time together annoy me.
Fake couples spending fake family time together annoy me.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 12, 2008 - 12:33pm.
For reals. She doesn't have time to be screwing around at the hospital, she's got ass-whoopins to dish out!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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PSL,
I know they are ugly as hell, but they are soooo comfy. They are in fact Satan shoes.
Kizzy,
Good call. Zee is all "I'm done with this shit...send the boy".
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 12, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Close! He's on call as Zahara's stand-in when she doesn't want to come out of her trailer...he hates having to carry that doll, though.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I love how Madge pretends to not want her picture taken. God help us, until her "Dried up & Sour" tour is over, we'll have to see her in the fucking news every day, just how she likes it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Clarisse, it's good to be secure......even if everyone is picking on your ugly crocs....hehee
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Where is little David Banda? Did Angie Jo baby-nap him? She's not pregnant with twins, she's pregnant with a 3 year old Malawian.
On Topic. I wear Crocs, and i'm ok with it.
*blows raspberries*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Lourdes friends looks like a Brat. I hate to see young girls like that they grow up to be the worst kind of adults.
Mad Madge doesn't allow Lourdes to wax, because she doesn't want someone more attractive than her nearby.
Hence her upcoming tour with Lackwitney.
Lourdes looks 15 or 16. I can see her unibrow and moustache from here. Doesn't kabbalah allow waxing?
Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 8:49am.
The only reason I don't believe all that is because I know that if I was going on tour in less than a month, the last thing I'd be doing is tryna deal with my marriage.
Madonna needs time to work on her patented pick scrape, thrusts, and lip-syncing?
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I know he's still young, but I love how Rocco does not seem to give a flying eff about the hoopla around his family. In paparazzi pics, he's usually making a face to totally screw up the perfect family pic. Hopefully he can retain that - and get the heck out WITH DADDY.
On the other hand, Lourdes' friend reminds me of all the privileged brats at my old junior high. Snap judgment, but I swear I can see them a mile away.
I hate crocs with a passion. I was shopping the other day and saw a woman who looked to be about 250 lbs, wearing booty shorts, a rainbow tie-dyed tank top, and black crocs. Like I needed another reason to hate crocs even more.
Look @ that shiz:
"NASTY STRIKE: Alex Rodriguez seethes in the on-deck circle last night as fans in Toronto try to bait him by holding up pictures of Madonna."
Pic here:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07122008/news/regionalnews/a_rod_gets_ribbed...
LOL!!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Good idea sheeps! It' about time that damn slide started working for me.
Yeah, crocs on adults suck. *hiding my blue maryjanes*
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Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair. ~A random Irishman
Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 12, 2008 - 10:06am.
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Yeah, that's when you understand fans really are fanatics!! ROFL
I so pity Lourdes and Rocco. You know some kid at their school's parents have her "Sex" book, that they bring for show n tell.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ROFL! I hate those freaking crocs, too. I am always amazed when I see someone wearing them. I really wonder if they know how absolutely freaking fucking ugly they are! LOL! I just can't stop laughing. I am surprised he isn't wearing red ones to match his Kabbalahahaha bracelet! ROFL!
And Loudes looks retarded with those stupid-ass sunglasses. They are as bad as the crocs. And they caught Madonna picking her nose in one of the pics! ROFL! OMG! No wonder her kids are wearing crocs and taxi-cab sunglasses!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 12, 2008 - 10:38am.
I don't even think that they (Madge & A-Rod) are doing the wild thing. I just think she is as nuts about Kaballah as TommyGirl is about Scientology.
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Now THAT I can agree with. I would really like to know WTF is up with all that.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 12, 2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 11:03am.
Wait, does anyone still give enough of a shit about Madonna to massacre you? ROFL
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Well, not by you Kizzy. You're one of them level-headed hos ;p. It's early yet. Sometimes the haters are just as crazy as the fans, you know?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 12, 2008 - 10:16am.
(i'm listening but I got kiddies pulling on my skirt today)...
The only reason I don't believe all that is because I know that if I was going on tour in less than a month, the last thing I'd be doing is tryna deal with my marriage...Seriously - going on tour means I'll be away doing my thing so it just wouldn't matter who I was married to over that time.
And I don't believe Madonna's got Guy's balls either - Rather I believe she's stayed with him so long because she CAN'T get them. He's a quiet one sure, but I've seen his movies. I don't believe he's nearly as subdued as he looks.
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Submitted by The Bitch on July 12, 2008 - 10:41am.
Look @ the crazy guy laying on the ground in the second pic.
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That is a papp trying to get the upskirt shot on Lourdes. sad. Someone should kick him in the 'nads while he is down there.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Look @ the crazy guy laying on the ground in the second pic.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 12, 2008 - 11:36am.
While I agree she is as nuts about Kaballah as Tommygirl is $cientology, I sooo think she and A-Rod are totally doing the nasty. She's such a hobag from back in the day. You can take the whore out of the brothel, but you can't take the brothel out of the whore. No matter how many diction and riding lessons they take.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DeeDee on July 12, 2008 - 8:36am.
Plus, when the kids step in dog crap, you can hose them off!
Just throw em both down the slide.
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Submitted by shandi on July 12, 2008 - 10:31am.
Word shandi. Plus, when the kids step in dog crap, you can hose them off!
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Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair. ~A random Irishman
I don't even think that they (Madge & A-Rod) are doing the wild thing. I just think she is as nuts about Kaballah as TommyGirl is about Scientology. She is just not jumping up and down on a couch.
Evil Shoe needs to change avie to the one Mrs. K had with the lime green crocs! lol.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I tried to get my son a pair of water shoes and all the stores here have replaced them with CROCS. My son was like "Mom, those look like they are for girls, I'm not wearing them." I agree! I had to order him water shoes online. You couldn't pay me to wear those.
Someone here has the tagline "Crocs are made in the Devils workshop! Yes they are!" Its the truth.
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I think what Lourdes has on her ankle is one of those plastic flourescent watches, circa 1980s. Maybe it is some new, stupid trend.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 12, 2008 - 11:16am.
Excellent theory. I think she was fucking A-Rod before she intro'd him to Kabbalah. She is queen star-fucker. Anybody, male or female, who thought they had some questionable partners in their past, only has to look at Vadge's roster, and feel good.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
My toddler, 2 1/2 years old, has a pair of camouflage crocs and he loves them. I love them because he can get them wet and I don't have to throw them in the dryer like his other shoes. Yesterday, he had some sticky candy on them. I just threw them in the wash with a load of towels, and they came our perfect! Love them. He does too. He calls them his "green crocky shoes".
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK