Ronnie Wood Is One Dirty Pepaw
Ronnie Wood, 61, of the Rolling Stones is reportedly getting it on with a slut old enough to be his granddaughter. The Daily Mail claims Ronnie has left his wifey of 23 years for an 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress named Ekaterina Ivanov. He met her in some shady escort bar, so I'm sure the "cocktail waitress" title is just that, a title.
The teenage tart has been telling her Facebook friends that she's having a relationship with Ronnie.
Ronnie's spokesbitch spoke out by saying Ekaterina is a drinking partner and that Ronnie is in a bad way, "She is a drinking partner. When you're an alcoholic and your family are all telling you to stop drinking you simply find someone else to drink with. You can see how it happens, you end up pushing away the ones you love because you don't think straight."
The spokesbitch also said that Ronnie is drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day and that he's not even clear enough to check into rehab even though his wife is begging him to. Ronnie is still talking to his kids and wife, but he's mostly only with his teenage hooker.
Ronnie's wife, Jo, seems to be in denial. She said, "They're not boyfriend and girlfriend - not in that way."
I'm all for gold digging, but Ekaterina is not playing fair. Ronnie is a troubled pepaw with a booze problem.
This is going to end one of two ways. Ronnie is going to leave his teenage slut and she's going to release a tell-all along with a sex tape (pepaw porn is all the rage right now). Or Ronnie is going to leave his wifey and marry this tramp! Either way, it's not going to end pretty.
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yes, I too wonder if he's delousional enough to think she likes him for his, um, personality, or looks.
it's all about the cheese, ronnie. wake up.
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Ron Wood has been in and out of rehab many times. I met him in Washington, D.C. at a book signing and he looked exactly like that 30 years ago. Ron and Keith's days are numbered, that's for sure!
Not even a 60 something woman would fuck him....
shit like this gives stupid men ideas.
don't get it twisted. if he werent part of a legendary rock and roll band and he werent wealthy, there is no way in hell that girl would look twice at him.
the booze is all they share as a common interest.
no 18 year old GIRL is interested in a 60 year old man who looks like that.
*opening lid to hamper* *big yawn* Should I click the link, huh? PePaw Porn? Should I? *closing lid*
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I've been a huge Stones fan almost my whole life and I understand, being from the sex, drugs and rock and roll heyday they came from, all the shit that went on for a few decades with most of them. However, you do it for that long and you reach much more than mid-life, it's just sad. It's just not cool anymore. Time to grow up before you die.
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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
R.I.P. George.
That is just nasty. She is one sick bitch. I really hope that due to age and alcohol consumption he's not capable of sex, but I fear Viagra can cut through vodka.
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well, if it's true he's drinking like that, and and his age, I doubt there's any sexy times.
and how in the name of christ are these people still alive,considering the lifestyle choices they make!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
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EEEUUUWWWW.
That is fucking NASTY. I am 37, and wouldn't date a 61 year old. She is 18? Fucking golddigging whore.
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