Saturday, July 12th 2008

Dear Mitch Wino, Shut Your Hole!!!

Mitch Wino has officially become the White Oprah of Britain. This bitch just won't stop with his press releases and statements to the media. His statements always have "DUH" written all over them.

Mitch talked to BBC News about Wino's emphysema. He said, "I want people to understand - even if they give her one cigarette, they're causing her harm. My biggest fear is that she would die, but she won't die of a drug overdose. It won't be that quick. She would die, unfortunately, of emphysema... We would be talking about a very slow and painful death, gasping for air. I would ask any people who would supply her with substances to think on that."

Instead of giving ten million interviews a week, Mitch needs to stick a sausage in it and find ways to help his daughter. He's always telling the media that Wino's friends need to stop feeding her habit. Less talk, more action. I'd threaten to shank her friends or call the po-po on their skank asses. Shit, put her ass on "Intervention." Candy Finnigan will straighten her out.

He also said that Wino has 5 gigs between now and September. After September she won't perform for a while and instead will spend her time "relaxing and writing." Um...and doing crack. He forgot that one.

Here's Wino looking like a rockabilly chola hooker while leaving her house in Camden today.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


I love Candy Finnigan. I want her to be my mom.

"That's it?! Bitch, add a thumb up in there or something!" ~ MK

Stowe's picture

This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?

SHE'S dead already, just still smoking!!!!!!! WGAF!!!!!!!!

Richard Strangdog's picture

It's finally happened: Mitch Pop got sick.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1417512.ece

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 12, 2008 - 11:37pm.

Boy, Mitch Pop sure believes in "It takes a village to raise a child".

I concur, the crack-addicted hooker look is so 1990s.

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

Snarkley's picture

Well it's obvious where the bitch gets her looks from. Mitch should contact Jamie Spears for lessons on how to make money on the daughter's washed-up career.

soul's picture

Mitch is clueless. And could give a sheet.
I'm confusedded, the hive is tight and cute again.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh please.
Her existence is not the public's responsibility, first asking the drug dealers to stop selling her drugs and now asking people to not give her a cigarette, this is stupid.

How about asking retail stores to stop selling her these hideous clothes while your at it Mitch Bitch.

?&!
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Whatever's picture

Her Dad needs a diet and she needs to gain some weight.

Anonomama's picture

MK, you are so right. We must have a new series: A&E Intervention All Stars.

letinstar's picture

wino's purse wrangler sure is working hard for his money...
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VivaLaSucias's picture

candy finnigan for hot slut of the day!!!!!!

DebFrmHell's picture

Noelegy,

Are you still out there?

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Richard Strangdog's picture

I swear that Wino's PR should put Mitch in lockdown: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1307_amy.shtml

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

Okay...she's still a mess, but her peeptoe shoes are a significant improvement over the nurse shoes and dirty ballet slippers. Good call on the shoes!

Tigerlilly's picture

See, Mitchie Mitch and his Funky Bunch is like those hysterical first time Moms who bleach and obesively wash everything their little snotty crotch fruit comes in contact with, not realizing they are fucking with their baby's resistance to bacteria and so forth. Mitch, bitch, don't mess with Wino's resistance to meth, coke, heroin and booze...She will thrive if you don't...Ok, she will Keith Richards/Ronny Wood it for a while, but the entertainment value while she builds up her "immune system" is invaluable to us all...and er, beneficial to her...What? Bitch is a roach...Nuclear war happens we'll have rats, roaches, Shitney, Keith Richards, Ron Wood, Wino, and I'm kinda thinking Boy George...Yeah, those fuckers will repopulate the world, and don't think Wino ain't gonna breed with the rats and roaches, cuz she totally will...

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paris herpes's picture

It might be better for her to quit the crack smoking , the cigs will be an eventual quitting, if not she's destined for emphysema!

Your face!

paris herpes's picture

She rocks the chola rockabilly look so well! But with a hint of crackie so needed in today's fashion industry. I mean she doesn't even MAKE music anymore because she's so high all the time. So she's just a famous crackhead who wanders the streets of Camden out of her fuckin mind now!

Your face!

Noelegy's picture

DebFrmHell, whose avie I love, said, "Welbutirin works the same way. Insurance will cover if you are depressed but will not if it for quitting smoking. Go figure."

I think Bupropion is the generic name for Wellbutrin. The only reason I know that is because I take it. :)

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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 5:53pm.

Amy Winehouse makes music? Oh, silly Mike. Tapping everything in sight with your crack pipe while tweaking isn't music, no matter how melodious!

ROFLMFAO

:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

luckycharms's picture

I quit smoking two years ago, and I tell ya, it was hell. Did it cold turkey after smoking 1+ packs a day for over 25 years. In the first three days, I had these enormous waves of nicotine cravings that just washed over my whole body about every 10 to 30 minutes. But once you get through about 3-5 days, you are home free. OT: Amy needs to do the same and stop fucking around. Just put it down. People make such a big deal about AA, and whatnot. Just put down your addictions and move on to a better life. There is absolutely no other way to overcome an addiction than for you to decide you are empowered and in-charge, and not diseased, and in complete control of your future and your addiction(s).

ricki lake's picture

I first heard of her at the same time I first starting hearing about all the drugs, so they're kinda synonymous in my mind. I have her album, she's definitely talented, but overrated, and at this point, oh so over.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 5:56pm.

I know she has talent; I'm just not into her kind of music.

Regardless, I'm not about to come down too hard on someone because they like an individual (unless maybe said individual is a Republican). I'm a fan of both Rose McGowan and Claire Danes, after all.

Sandbitch's picture

I wonder if Mr & Mrs Wino were/are smokers? Maybe Amy got her first hit of nic in the womb.

The Brits have been hardwired smokers for generations. In WW2 the British Government sent more cigarettes to the frontline than bullets. I grew up in the UK. Everyone smoked inside, and no cunt opened a window because it was too cold.

I swore I'd never smoke cigs...where is my fucking Zyban.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Mike and Ricki

I love her, therefore, you can't talk about her that way!!!!
hee hee
what can I say? She had me at "They tried to make me go to rehab."
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

mike's picture

Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 5:53pm.

Hey, don't look at me - I'm not one of her apologists. I'd never even heard of her before dlisted.

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Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 4:51pm.

Amy Winehouse makes music? Oh, silly Mike. Tapping everything in sight with your crack pipe while tweaking isn't music, no matter how melodious!

mike's picture

The pathetic thing is that at this point, she's better known for being a fuck-up than for her music.

angel_i's picture

What I don't get is why she has to do any more gigs at all. This world is so crazy that personal fitness (not excercise - general fitness) can be held second to working. It's ridiculous.

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dead-actress's picture

Looks like Daddy Wino tried to get all gussied up before letting the paps take a few pics of him. He's loving the attention and not for his daughter's sake.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 4:36pm.

Ooh, thanks. I didn't even think about how crack smoke might affect it either. I was just shocked, since my Grandmother smoked 2 packs a day for over 30 years and didn't develop emphysema until she was in her 60's. My mother and aunt have also smoked a ton for 25+ years now and don't have it yet.

I still don't understand how her family could be completely powerless to do anything more than whine to the media. I am, admittedly, not familiar with the UK's legal system, however, and given their general treatment to drug-using celebs they probably subsidize Wino's crack habit.

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Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 2:39pm.

I guess, err, dunno - I'd rather have lymphatic leukemia than a kid.
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Pudge, is that you?
LOL

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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 5:14pm.

Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 1:53pm.

Mr. and Mrs. Winehouse, you can try to make up or make amends, but you can't suddenly try to parent your daughter like she's a teenager.
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Amy will always be their baby.

I guess, err, dunno - I'd rather have lymphatic leukemia than a kid.

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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.

Oh. I read it quickly and didn't really she actually HAS emphysema.
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Early stages of it. Apparently It is very rare for someone 24 years old to get it.

“Someone her age should not be having emphysema for any reason unless she has does have a congenital disorder like ATT,” Dr. Len Horovitz, a pulmonary specialist and internist at Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan, told FOXNews.com. "We don't know if she has this of course."

But, he added her lifestyle choices could have attributed to this diagnosis.

“She could be getting emphysema from chronic smoking of crack or enough episodes of acute crack lung,” said Horovitz, who has not examined Winehouse. “Combined with cigarette smoking... this could accelerate the process of emphysema. This lung damage and loss of lung tissue is permanent."
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Why must I feel like that
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ricki lake's picture

Oh. I read it quickly and didn't really she actually HAS emphysema. Never mind then, I thought he was talking about the possibility. She has emphysema at 24?! Good God, can't they get power of attorney of her ass and throw her in treatment? She is clearly way too far gone to ever help herself, and the pile of cash she's sitting on certainly doesn't help matters.

siren823's picture

Intervention is a great idea. However, I think the Sarge, aka Jeff VanVondren would be a better one to whip her into shape. Heck, if she decides not to go, he can just snap her in half.

Love to love ya baby!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Well, she's gonna make me lonesome when she goes.

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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Aubrey04's picture

Wait.. Awhile back people were yapping that Wino's parents didn't give a crap about her because they don't protect her ..yada yada yada..

now people are pissed because her dad is stating the truth? Imagine if that was your kid.. I mean it's always interesting to watch someone spiral out of control -- when you're not part of the family .. (ala Anna Nicole Smith).. but it's a tad different if you're related to the person.

I don't blame him.... He is doing whatever he can to try and save his daughter who is clearly self-destructive and probably won't even make it to her 27th bday --- so she can join all the others in the "27 club" .. ala Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Kurt Cobain..

luckycharms's picture

Actually, he is 100% correct. If you already have set in emphysema you are in a pretty bad place. You have to completely quite smoking immediately and not even be in close proximity to anyone who is. And smoking crack. And if you think crack and herion is bad, get stuck on alcohol. That is the absolute worst. Alcohol withdrawal is very digusting and the one and only drug that's withdrawals can kill you.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 2:16pm.

Ugh, PLEASE.
Cute, yes, plus he is as smart as a whip, I mean scary smart, and he's got more personality than Jerry Lewis.
TRUE STORY!!!!!!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
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ricki lake's picture

Yes. CLEARLY Amy's biggest concern right now, at 24, is emphysema. This fuck is totally clueless. The dude that bums Wino is a cigarette is guilty for her death, while a lifetime of shit-ass parenting has nothing to do with her problems. Right.

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Mrs. K.,

I know I always say this but that Minch is so damn cute I can't even stand it. I think he's practically as cute as MY dogs, and that's saying something.

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Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 1:53pm.

Mr. and Mrs. Winehouse, you can try to make up or make amends, but you can't suddenly try to parent your daughter like she's a teenager.
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Amy will always be their baby.

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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

tsagrednerp's picture

interesting...

It's really scary that she would take it this far, but....

aside from the physically addictive components of crack/coke, cigs, and heroin, Amy probably does all that shit because it keeps her very, very thin.

She wears very revealing clothing, like this outfit, and it seems she chooses her ensembles with care. As much as you could blame her wardrobe on the apathy of a junkie, I get the feeling she feels she looks attractive this way.

Amy- stop smoking, you bitch. What are you going to do without your VOICE, never mind your life???

Manimal5's picture

Well I didn't buy any of her albums or see her perform or support her in any way so I feel good about not giving her any money for her to spend on cigs. So if you want to help her don't buy any of her CD's. Thanks

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"rockabilly chola hooker"? who knew there was such a thing

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mike's picture

Amy's how old? Regardless, she's past the age at which her parents should be so vocal about how she's living her life. Hasn't it already been demonstrated there her relationship with her parents was rocky when she WAS a child? Mr. and Mrs. Winehouse, you can try to make up or make amends, but you can't suddenly try to parent your daughter like she's a teenager.

anorexicfatty's picture

It doesn't matter how many people try to help Amy, if Amy doesn't want to help herself.
The only way she wants to help herself, is to more drugs.

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