Here We Go Again

Submitted by Stowe on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 4:28am.

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Submitted by joanne on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 12:49pm.

Why the new wax figures? The others overused and dented? Upgrade?

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 9:45am.

to vll
thanks. :)

I am sewing some ethnic costumes for the "orphans".

to angel
yay! that is awesome! we now have an open bar on the float we will need cocktail waitresses.

Submitted by D.R. on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 7:15am.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7503903.stm

Here's a news story about the 'blessed' event.

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Submitted by zinnia on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 7:08am.

Still not a single word from Brad. Shouldn't he be all over the place , totally thrilled? He hasn't mentioned this pregnancy even ONCE or even as much as LOOKED at the baby belly. Wonder if he will be there for the official debute pimping in People?

Silly me of course he will, he can't miss to cash in on that 20 million now can he? With his latest movie making like 4 millions or something and Jolie spending about 50 million last year , something like that.
And may I add that 50 million was all Jolie brought in to the relation.
SOO they are a little light on the yen , and in desperate need for CASH!!!
The dollar signs will just shine in their eyes when they look at the twins. $$$$$$$$

And anyone that thinks that they will give it to charity, think again.
Jolie will watch that check like Gollum mark my words.

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"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:45am.

Or rather, good morning.

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:45am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 4:34am.

ok whores, the buzz is wearing off and I am sweepy now so I am off to bed.
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Ditto, Boo.

And yes, forever - I was thinking that, with a BAZILLION DOLLARS we could have a whole resort and invite Phoebe and Shauna, among others, to serve cocktails!

Nite, beechez ;x

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:44am.

OKay I'm really out, but Statler, you're in. I need lyrics and sheet music ASAP. Hopefully we can use syringes filled with heroin to lure Angelina herself, but bring your disguise as a back up.

Nite all (drive safe forever)

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:43am.

t& statler

excellent we will give you a podium right over the oprhan corral for your musical stylings.

nitie nite everyone! :)

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:41am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 4:36am.

sorry statler, we're being silly, going to have a parade to honor this momentous day and are designing the float. Basically late nite Dlisted hijinx when we think no one is looking
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Thanks for explaining! I am willing to participate with an anthem to the twins, complete with instrumental backing. ("Welcome Pitt Twinnies, we greet thee in sooooong" - don't mind that if you haven't seen The Andy Griffith Show.)I can also put on an Angie disguise and wave from the float.

Flowers are your job, though. I have a fear of bees. :P

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:41am.

to vll

goodnight. :)

I am getting my quickie mail order engineering degree right now! my dream is to have the catapult fling the extra huge size boxes of pampers.

goodnight from me too. this was fun fun fun but tomorrow I must drive many miles.

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:37am.

to angel

oh thank god for your kid pictures. we can have a bar for all the dlisted sluts!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:36am.

sorry statler, we're being silly, going to have a parade to honor this momentous day and are designing the float. Basically late nite Dlisted hijinx when we think no one is looking

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:35am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 4:11am.

statler, we are discussing. what the hell do ya think the float is for???
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OK, it's late at night, my mind is burned out and I'm fairly new here. What's a float?

Pardon my ignorance! *runs and hides*

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:34am.

ok whores, the buzz is wearing off and I am sweepy now so I am off to bed. Forever, I want to see some drawings of what you've got so far and some progress on that catapult from last year's Renaissance Faire. Angel, get on the horn with People, OK, and Hello mags, we got some babies to sell, and I will go to the dollar store for some chicken wire and brown children for the orphan corral.

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:33am.

to vll

I know! it will be the best float ever! we are on a roll here!

omg... the float needs music! billy bob?

all the attention whores definitely need a float. isn't there some spray that preserves things? we will spray the floats and have parades everytime the whorin gets out of hand. so daily.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:31am.

forever... we're getting that catapult. Angel's got 50 kids (or maybe it's 50 pics) for us to sell.

haha I just realized poor little Maddie "Mistake" Spears is going to have an inferiority complex her whole life... she was only worth 3 million

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:29am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 4:20am.

forever? have we discussed a budget? Whatever it is, I think we are way over. Do you have any kid's pics you can sell?
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I got tonnes of them! I got SO many kid pics. We'll be rich! Let's see - 20 million times (let's say) 50 pictures...well, that's a BAZILLION DOLLARS!

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:28am.

forever this just keeps getting better and better. How have I not picked your brain on this before. We should org a Dlisted parade for AAAAALLL the attention whores.

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:28am.

I am just charging it to the saint. so we have a $19 million budget. we may manage to go over that.

my children are bunnies. they are veeeery cute! dumb old magazines might not want to pay my five zillion dollar price.

so we may have to steal. :)

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:23am.

to vll

I think you are on to something. I suppose angelina keeps a very tight grip on her purse.

what do you think of an orphan corral? just for the float of course.

(lines up several large trucks to drag said float) I said we don't need drivers. we are excellent drivers.

Submitted by someone on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:21am.

knox?????im not so sure I like that name...sounds like something Maddox would come up with.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:20am.

forever? have we discussed a budget? Whatever it is, I think we are way over. Do you have any kid's pics you can sell?

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:18am.

I heart you too, angel, you funny. Anytime I see someone even a little chola'd out I think of you now.

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:17am.

to vll

perfect!!! I also thought we could hide the catapult in the purse so he will have to dodge it flinging out pampers and baby wipes and so forth.

I hope we have some engineers in here...

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:17am.

(to lure stalwart back) ...

where does it say the bidding for the pics is up to 20 million? Is it in the post? I keep getting tripped up at "She just sort of sighed a little, turned over, queefed and then they magically appeared with two golden halos on their heads." and can't go any further

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:15am.

forever I thought it was a hint to us all that his balls are being kept in a vault like Fort Knox, but yours makes more sense

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:14am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 3:09am.

success!!!

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll310/tihanajekornjacha/gollum.jpg
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So fabulous! I heart you Viva and I don't think I ever ever hearted anyone before! Thanks.

ONT: what - EVA!

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:13am.

knox leon
leon is a tribute to the kings of leon.
knox is a tribute to fort knox. cuz he is making his ma and pa some moola.

the other kid angelina named.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:12am.

see? this was my very first comment in this thread:

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 12, 2008 - 11:34pm.

that would explain the blood moon, dragons flying through the air, and children with their eyes facing inward I see running through the streets

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:12am.

REDRUM!

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:11am.

statler, we are discussing. what the hell do ya think the float is for???

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:09am.

success!!!

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll310/tihanajekornjacha/gollum.jpg

forever, here's what we'll do... leave the purse open and then we can make a Brad replica and have it trying to snatch his balls back. But the purse has to be spring-loaded so it can snap shut before the he gets it

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:09am.

to angel

that is what is weird. I didn't edit. I just pressed the back button... but thanky. :)

(inspiration) our float needs a catapult!

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:08am.

Dudes! The twinnies are here! Discuss! :D

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:05am.

omg when you google images "gollum chola" you get hella DListed entries!

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:05am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 3:01am.

no luck yet angel, but I did find this:

http://www.elfemagie.com/sda/bet/Gollum.jpg
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Ooooh...Aaaahhh...Me likey!

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:04am.

According to Yahoo news, the twins have landed:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080713/ap_on_en_mo/france_jolie_twins

Vivienne Marcheline is alright; nice tribute to her mom. But Knox Leon? Did they name him after the nail gelatin or the art gallery in Buffalo?

Prepare for the media onslaught, my friends!

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:03am.

to vll

thank you! but you thought of making the float interactive! dlisted will have the best float ever!

(sprinkles gold dust on the saint replica)

should the giant purse be open or closed. I was thinking slightly open with rainbow sparklies coming out.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 4:01am.

no luck yet angel, but I did find this:

http://www.elfemagie.com/sda/bet/Gollum.jpg

forever - when you edit it automatically bumps you to the top. No biggie. Besides, it was funny, I'm ok with seeing it twice

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:59am.

oopps I tried to go back and somehow some stuff reposted

I sorry

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Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:55am.

I want to see zahara try to take jaretta pitt's cookie. uh uh. no. (jaretta finger wave)

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:55am.

angel I am looking now, I might have photobucketed it

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:54am.

to vll

yes. definitely. put some syringes into the angelina replica too! yay!

I am on a slooow kind of thing ovah here.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:53am.

forever you are a friggin genius. I wish you were around when Shiloh was born. All we did was beat around an old dusty pinata that looked like JA.

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:52am.

oh I just noticed angel's avie has a boy. neat!

(continues to haphazardly work on float) saint.. purse.. globe.. syringes.. prunes.. orphans...

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:51am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 2:44am.

I love it Angel, I was trying to play around but my MS Paint skills suck so I said fugget it, they'll get the drift!
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Whew! I'm having an edit frenzy - I really should not be awake but my high's got me all intense...

Hey - I lost my Tranny Gollum in recovery. Boohoo. Gotta notha one?

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:48am.

to vll

yay! (starts working on giant globe)

if someone wouldn't mind swinging by africa on the day of the parade we could have actual "orphans". we could have our jaretta!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:44am.

I love it Angel, I was trying to play around but my MS Paint skills suck so I said fugget it, they'll get the drift!

forever... LIGHT BULB! We can include a huge globe and invite children up and blindfold them and have them throw a dart at it. Where it lands is where the next baby comes from. Unless it lands on North America. That's automatic do-over

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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong

Submitted by forever.now on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:43am.

to vll

yes. definitely. put some syringes into the angelina replica too! yay!

I am on a slooow kind of thing ovah here.