Here We Go Again
I didn't feel the earth shake this morning, so who knows if this is true. InTouch Weekly reports that the twin messiahs have landed on earth. Sources tell them that Saint Angelina gave birth at 6pm local time in Nice, France via c-section.
Naw, she didn't have a c-section. She just sort of sighed a little, turned over, queefed and then they magically appeared with two golden halos on their heads.
A spokesbitch for the hospital said the press would be notified "within minutes" after birth and that it would be posted on the hospital's website. No official announcement has been made. A source also told InTouch that Saint Angelina would be whisked away from the hospital within 48 hours of giving birth.
All I know is that when we get official confirmation, you better immediately get on your knees and pray to Brangelina. If you don't then expect to spend your after life in HEEEEELLLL. Who am I fooling? We're all going to hell anyway. Carry on!
P.S. - Those are wax figures in the picture above. Brad sort of has Ellen Degeneres hair.
UPDATE: The hospital's spokesbitch told Extra, "It is wrong information." And there you have it. Back to boozing!
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the syringes we throw out... empty or um.. not? new or used? used spurting from the saint replica?
to vll
a visitation!!! oooo!!!
(hastily begins filling)
I think it would be nice to make a giant designer purse to represent where the balls are kept.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 2:31am.
-angel_i - ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha hhhha ha ha h
deep breath
ah ha aha ha hahha ha ha ha ah
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Whew! I had to fix him. Now we can be BFTFFs! (Best Famewhore Twin Friends Forever)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
inspiration... I have some evoo and some prunes.. bwhaha
I think some old photoshop guide books would be lovely
(applies gold dust to replica. mourns that jaretta pitt exists only on dlisted)
all good ?s, forever. I think if they are full then we might get Angelina herself to make an appearance!
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
the syringes we throw out... empty or um.. not? new or used? used spurting from the saint replica?
-angel_i - ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha hhhha ha ha h
deep breath
ah ha aha ha hahha ha ha ha ah
I was wondering where you had gotten to, I though BAHMDLEJJSH got a hold of you and made you watch Meet Joe Black
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
tee hee forever, little baby naps flying everywhere, fake baby lee press-ons, someone says 'hold my pacifier'
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
to vll
yes. definitely. put some syringes into the angelina replica too! yay!
I am on a slooow kind of thing ovah here.
I want to see zahara try to take jaretta pitt's cookie. uh uh. no. (jaretta finger wave)
oooh forever can I help? We can throw syringes out to the children as the float passes by
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
For you, Viva!
Did I do it? (REFRESH!)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 13, 2008 - 12:02am.
Plus, shame on Angie for not being more original, don't Rosie O'Donnell and Kelly Carpenter have a 5 or 6 year old daughter named Vivienne?
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Spoiled I think that celebs should stay as far away from "original" names as possible, or else you get Pilot Inspektor and Apple Bottom or whatever that b aby is called
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
god bless america and france and the homeland of the next boughten kid! yay!
(works on the dlisted float for the brangelina day parade)
um.. does anyone have any gold dust lying around? this float must be authentic!
lmao "Jaretta Pitt" sounds like some ghetto bitch I used to go to school with
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
to viva la lohan
that is exactly what they excrete. I am just sure of it.
I think some people are disappointed that the saint and her consort didn't happen to pick their names. jared and jaretta.
(on JJ)
vIVA lA lOHAN @ 07/13/2008 at 3:33 am
um… yay? Happy healthy babies? BANDSMOSHAg or whatever makes a big happy family. GOod for them. God Bless America. And France.
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
lol forever. Some of the loonies are not fond of the names, which is crazy, I thought Brad and Angie pissed ambrosia and shat lollipops
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
she could have named those kids fly swatter and tampon and I think the just jared crowd would lurve those names.
(giggling uncontrollably now)
julia @ 07/13/2008 at 12:00 am
WOOT WOOT WOOT!
I knew it..
I woke Up This Morning and had a a very strong feeling Today was the DAY!
Congratulaions To The Jolie-Pitts, and All That Love Them…
Cheers!!
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
these poor kids the are going home to that fugly furniture brad bought. oh well this lot moves every few days.
aaaah it begins run for your livessss (from JJ):
BAMPZSViK! :D Congratulations to all the J-Ps, I love them and I love the names.
(this is me again)
BAMPZViK???? Are you fucking shitting me?
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
to viva la lohan
omg you are so right. another point of distinction if they fell out of mama's vagina or were surgically removed via c section.
You're actually making a whole lotta sense, Viva.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
angel I don't think I am really making much sense. Don't really care, but still, I fight the good fight :p
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Well, at least we have the satisfaction of knowing she now has to recover from a c-section for twins. It's not something I would wish on anybody...else.
Camon, Viva! Keep up! Keep up! It's early yet! (not really)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Plus, shame on Angie for not being more original, don't Rosie O'Donnell and Kelly Carpenter have a 5 or 6 year old daughter named Vivienne?
you know what? 15 years from now when all these magazine cover kids go to Douchey Asshole High School together, they are all going to use how much money their pics were worth as proof of their betterness, the way that kids today might use how much money they have or where their house is
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
out of $20 million they donate a measley $1 million?! for real? after allllll we have heard about them whor.. selling the baby pictures for charity?
Well, it certainly seems like there's an X-theme to the boy's names. Can't get much different with the girl's though...
Vivienne makes me think of either the fashion desinger, Westwood, or "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood". Of course, Shiloh always has me thinking of a certain stray beagle...
I know, angel_I... I'm kinda lit right now, trying to keep my shit together so I don't sound (look? whatever) like a crazy person!
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
don't knox or get maddox if I wish for pax on earth.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 1:51am.
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I answered you on Miserabla! I deed!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
20 million dollars!
They donated 1 million, yes?
Expensive babies they have!
The bidding is up to 20 million! Dayum! I got a whole boatload of baby pictures they can have for free. What? My kid is cute!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
somebody needs to tear MK offa whatever dick he's got his lips wrapped around so that he can come update the funny.
and eff every single one of you who left me here to practically talk to myself! There are only like 4 of us now who have to keep it together while you people "sleep". pfft
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
spoiled I actually like the names Maddox and Knox. And while I would love to see pax on earth, I think it is a lame name
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
I asked you a question in the miseralba thread, but you can just ignore, *edited for criminal use of "lol" in a post
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
So what's with the triple x boy's names? Maddox, Pax, Knox...
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 1:40am.
(had to change the avie in honor of this high holy day)
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Luvs it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
(had to change the avie in honor of this high holy day)
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
to psl
oddly I was thinking of anorexic fatty today and how that can actually happen. (I do recall how that name came about I think?
speaking of anorexic types. either our saint was getting herself caloried up prior to the twins glorious exit or they left the womb some time ago and have been getting fattened up since. I think the first but you never know with the wily saint a.
that would explain the blood moon, dragons flying through the air, and children with their eyes facing inward I see running through the streets
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Submitted by ESE on July 13, 2008 - 2:23am.
gotta go folks, be bad and be good at it!
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*putting little sock monkey arms around your neck* Nite. Nite. *kiss, kiss* *whispering* No drooling on the pillow. Just kidding. lol
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*sigh* finegoodnight.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
How come we never hear about Pixie Geldof?
She has three nipples.
and Sheeps:
O. MY. GOD.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Submitted by angel_i on July 13, 2008 - 2:19am.
sorry about that.. next drink's on me!
gotta go folks, be bad and be good at it!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
They've already come out of her vadge as many times as Brad has cum in it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 2:19am.
Yeah, it's kinda like this:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/news/page-1.html
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I'm not gonna click the link! *biting little sock monkey wrist* I'm not gonna click the link!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on July 12, 2008 - 11:17pm.
hahahahahhhaa.......good night everyone.....
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"To murder my love is a crime, but will you still love a man out of time?"
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Yeah, it's kinda like this:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/news/page-1.html
(Check out the Pic of the Week)
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)