Here We Go Again
I didn't feel the earth shake this morning, so who knows if this is true. InTouch Weekly reports that the twin messiahs have landed on earth. Sources tell them that Saint Angelina gave birth at 6pm local time in Nice, France via c-section.
Naw, she didn't have a c-section. She just sort of sighed a little, turned over, queefed and then they magically appeared with two golden halos on their heads.
A spokesbitch for the hospital said the press would be notified "within minutes" after birth and that it would be posted on the hospital's website. No official announcement has been made. A source also told InTouch that Saint Angelina would be whisked away from the hospital within 48 hours of giving birth.
All I know is that when we get official confirmation, you better immediately get on your knees and pray to Brangelina. If you don't then expect to spend your after life in HEEEEELLLL. Who am I fooling? We're all going to hell anyway. Carry on!
P.S. - Those are wax figures in the picture above. Brad sort of has Ellen Degeneres hair.
UPDATE: The hospital's spokesbitch told Extra, "It is wrong information." And there you have it. Back to boozing!
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Ese - you blew my line!
and I still didn't finish thinking of it...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 13, 2008 - 2:15am.
oh no!... there ain't no escape till the multi million dollar deal is done!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Bulls 1, matadors 24,569.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 2:11am.
Yes. Wanna see them glow in the dark?
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They glow? Whoa. Bet they lit up when the brats were born. Sort of like stigmata, except you glow in your most holiest of places.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Their birth has been announced so many times already, I won't believe it until I see video footage of them running, screaming, from her concentration camp of a vadge.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hello you latenighters while I'm at it.
and sure, Socky - have at it:)
I got her cuz she's sexy elegant like that.
But mebbe then you wanna keep her, yes?
Or perhaps there is someone you might like to send her to next...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
yes Sheeps, it is pretty fucking gross.
I saved the picture, of course...
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"To murder my love is a crime, but will you still love a man out of time?"
- Elvis Costello
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Yes. Wanna see them glow in the dark?
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Those statues look just like the ones in front of Gary's Tux Shoppe right before prom.
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Don't be telling me that you gone and moved to Paris when we both know you're in Burbank near the IKEA
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 11:07pm.
I didn't visit; he rarely posts on weekends. But I will now. Is it really gross or something?
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 2:00am.
You can have the wool; the testicular orbs stay.
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Orbs?! As in balls of light!?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on July 12, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 10:56pm.
You can have the wool; the testicular orbs stay.
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speaking of testicular orbs, Sheeps I hope you didn't visit Holy Moly today....
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"To murder my love is a crime, but will you still love a man out of time?"
- Elvis Costello
Submitted by angel_i on July 13, 2008 - 1:53am.
Socky - you are extra funny today.
May I be so bold as to offer you a dryer sheet?
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*deep sniff* mmmm...niiiice! Thanks!
Uh...bet I could fit my hand through that mouth pictured in your avie. Can I borrow your puppet? I have this idea...*wiggling eyebrows* Okay, I'll stop.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 2:00am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 10:56pm.
You can have the wool; the testicular orbs stay.
picky!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Submitted by ESE on July 13, 2008 - 1:52am.
that's my 'lil monkey!.. keep the fists up!... oh yeah, "pitter padder"... my grandma taught it to me
OT: betcha i won't care when they're born
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*gnawing Pitt's ankle* *round house kick to his crotchal area*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 10:56pm.
You can have the wool; the testicular orbs stay.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
I just thought it's funny that LA will wait until People confirms this story...
Personally, I think they're born because of what Sheeps posted, but who the fuck cares!?
Oh, another poster on JJ said that "This news will just kill the haters!"
Yeah, because she sure showed me by giving birth to the twins se was carrying. How unique and unexpected.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 1:51am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 10:48pm.
I'm gonna go catch some frogs! *grabbing BF's expensive fly fishing net*
Zut alors! Hi Monquita....
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Hello, my wooly friend. *grabbing shears & castration kit* Hey! Where you going? I need wool for a few baby blankies.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by PSL on July 13, 2008 - 1:45am.
11 Million? Last I heard the bid was 16!
Hi Socky! You're up late....or did you snap awake, at the precise moment the twins were born?
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I snapped awake. I heard the neighing of four horses, musical score from "The Omen", several black crows hitting the patio glass door, chiming of the church bells, Gregorian chanting, croaking frogs...and there was a whiff of frankincense and myrrh in the air.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 12, 2008 - 10:48pm.
The Nice paper had their weight in grams. Sounds fairly accurate to me. But who really knows? They're not real until MK anoints them.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Socky - you are extra funny today.
May I be so bold as to offer you a dryer sheet?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 13, 2008 - 1:48am.
that's my 'lil monkey!.. keep the fists up!... oh yeah, "pitter padder"... my grandma taught it to me
OT: betcha i won't care when they're born
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 12, 2008 - 10:48pm.
I'm gonna go catch some frogs! *grabbing BF's expensive fly fishing net*
Zut alors! Hi Monquita....
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by ESE on July 13, 2008 - 1:41am.
fuck all you people with your french pitter padder!... i see a Sock-Monkey!
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*holding both little sock-monkey fists in the air* Yes! I'm gonna go catch some frogs! *grabbing BF's expensive fly fishing net*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Went over to JJ to see if he had posted that the golden globs were birthed, and guess what I done found?
LOVE ANGELINA @ 07/12/2008 at 11:46 pm
Well it means they may have names for them…not that she has given birth. When its on People.com thats when its true. In Touch is the worst source for info.
lol! All of the domain names for Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheland are taken by Brad and Angie's lawyers,in case you guys care.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 12, 2008 - 10:41pm.
It just says the twins are worth $11m before having pushed out their first cries. A US news report said AJ was giving the money to some humanitarian outfit. I bet they spent most of it at Petit Tresor.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
11 Million? Last I heard the bid was 16!
Hi Socky! You're up late....or did you snap awake, at the precise moment the twins were born?
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"To murder my love is a crime, but will you still love, a man out of time?"
- Elvis Costello
Never mind- it's what they are worth "before they even made their first cry."
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
fuck all you people with your french pitter padder!... i see a Sock-Monkey!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sheeps, Mr. President- what does it say the 11 million is for?
I thought it said that was how much the f-ing pictures were for....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Bon soir mes amis, bon soir.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
They're here? *cue musical score from "The Omen"*
It's raining frogs, people! It's raining frogs and they're croaking in French!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Je t'aime, M. President.
I took french for the last two semesters, but I got nothing right now. I will blame it on l'heure.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Long post warning-
I think the generalizations made about either democrats or republicans are pretty dumb. I would never, ever speak ill of someone who had died so young, or really any politician whom I disliked if they were ill or dead- it smacks of kicking someone when they are down. (edited to clarify- I don't think anyone on this blog deserves to be chastised, I was just saying that I think it's wrong to say only democrats are insulting when, in fact, both parties are to blame for having bad behavior.)
I have to agree that preserving someone's memory acurately is valuable, too, and if you disliked or disagreed with Tony Snow, then you ought to remember him that way.
I don't like being lumped in with the democrats you know (or see on TV). I am a democrat, and I don't consider myself a judgmental, rude asshat. And since I know republicans good, bad, annoying (Ken Starr!!!!) lovable and otherwise, I would never presume to say anything about them, either.
Way off-topic, and I apologize. Can I add in that I like Macs, and have used them my whole life and understand them more than PCs, and I would much rather wait for the 4th or 5th gen iPhone I will hopefully be able to get with Verizon coverage? No? I won't, then.
I'll just say I hate Brangelina, and I hope they give birth on Bastille Day, just to prove all you guys right.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Je suis tres content de vous reconnaitre, thlalyl5. Oui, je veut du Russian Blancs. Merci Sheeps. Bienvenue a vous autres labas aussis.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
In nomine patre, filie et spirita sancta...
(Did I get the nouns in the vocative case? I can't remember my declensions! Gah- four years of Latin, wasted...)
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I guess! White Russians for everyone!
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Whoa. They are really born?
Well, I'll keep a look out for the 4 horsemen...
I need to start repenting.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
So Sheeps, they're here? Really, truly?
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 13, 2008 - 1:17am.
Yay. The chosen ones have been born! Let's get wasted!
way ahead of ya, Mr. P!.... way, way ahead of ya!LOL!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Yay. The chosen ones have been born! Let's get wasted!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Les bébés les plus célèbres du monde sont nés hier avant 20 heures à la clinique Santa-Maria de la fondation Lenval. Angelina Jolie, 33 ans, a mis au monde des jumeaux : Knox Léon Jolie-Pitt, un petit garçon de 2 kg 270 et Vivienne Marcheline, une petite fille de 2 kg 280 qui valent déjà plus de 11 millions de dollars avant même d'avoir poussé leur premier cri.
Tomorrow promises to be a big AJ day on Dlisted.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
ESE, OKAY, bitch-mode OFF.
Submitted by . on July 13, 2008 - 12:15am.
settle down... Two Drink's cool
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 13, 2008 - 12:06am.
"God" is out of his office, can i take a message?... hi, Two Drink!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Can we just stop getting these post. MK I know you need your hits, but please...for the love of God...
Submitted by . on July 12, 2008 - 11:58pm.
hey!.. what i have scribbled on my peen is not to be outed in a public forum... PERIOD, period!LOL!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 11:50pm.
world domination... it's what it's all about!
ESE, Yep. I figured as much. Your cyber trouser snake has world dominion scribed all over it, you DICKens! I bet Brad Pitt-stank's giraffe peen has nothing on yours. *wink*
Submitted by . on July 12, 2008 - 10:46pm.
that evil genius! (Hear that, ESE? I'm on to you, buddy)!
world domination... it's what it's all about!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."