Here We Go Again
I didn't feel the earth shake this morning, so who knows if this is true. InTouch Weekly reports that the twin messiahs have landed on earth. Sources tell them that Saint Angelina gave birth at 6pm local time in Nice, France via c-section.
Naw, she didn't have a c-section. She just sort of sighed a little, turned over, queefed and then they magically appeared with two golden halos on their heads.
A spokesbitch for the hospital said the press would be notified "within minutes" after birth and that it would be posted on the hospital's website. No official announcement has been made. A source also told InTouch that Saint Angelina would be whisked away from the hospital within 48 hours of giving birth.
All I know is that when we get official confirmation, you better immediately get on your knees and pray to Brangelina. If you don't then expect to spend your after life in HEEEEELLLL. Who am I fooling? We're all going to hell anyway. Carry on!
P.S. - Those are wax figures in the picture above. Brad sort of has Ellen Degeneres hair.
UPDATE: The hospital's spokesbitch told Extra, "It is wrong information." And there you have it. Back to boozing!
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Submitted by . on July 12, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 8:39pm.
What one drink gives the worst hangover? Opinions? Experiences?
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Ooo.. Fucking Southern Comfort and 7up (or Gingerale or Sprite - that's right, folks, I'm no quitter!).
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 6:34pm.
I know what you mean, and I do agree. The media certainly shapes what we look at and what information we're given, which makes it all the more important we consciously try to seek out different kinds of information.
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I totally agree. Now if we could just get the bulk of the population on board...
Those people who devour it drive me crazy and what makes it worse is that when I was a teenager, I was one of them :(
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 5:50pm.
That's it! Thanks.
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Anonymouss and Sheeps.....the plot thickens.
Did she, or didn't she?
ah, who cares?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 12, 2008 - 8:46pm.
The Lucerne
I also think things you don't normally drink will give you a worse hangover. In college I could drink 10 Long Islands fine but beer would fuck me up. PS Long Beach ice teas are better - cranberry juice instead of coke.
PS In re: drunken bridal whores - I once had a bride-to-be IN A GAY BAR keep trying to get on me. Stuck her hand down my pants and everything. I thought it was cute and first but I soon had her thrown out. Let me tell you, hell hath no fury than a bachelorette party scorned. They started throwing shit at the windows so the cops came and arrested them. They all immediately broke down and started bawling. The wedding was the next day. The schadenfreude was delicious.
MD 20/20 made me feel like I had worms for about 3 days.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 12, 2008 - 8:37pm.
After 4 shots you wouldn't admit you know me!
when the cops show up, you're on your own!
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Anonymoussss: No, either the paper retracted the story or the 2dy source had it wrong:
http://www.nicematin.com/ra/nice/134111/nice-angelina-jolie-sous-la-prot...
BTW there's a great resto on W. 79th in NYC called Nice Matin, attached to a cool litte hotel (forget the name of the hotel...).
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
lame ass me...lovee means love me. I will feel like ass forever,
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parissucksliterally : I've actually been joking that the bitch would choose an "x" name for her kid to match Maddox and Pax along the lines of Pox, Fax, or Tux. Guess I wasn't too far off.
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 8:39pm.
What one drink gives the worst hangover? Opinions? Experiences?
Mike, Long Island Iced tea for me but for people who are sulfite sensitive I've heard Wine can be brutal.
Mike,
Mekhong. Thai whiskey. I WILL NOT tell the story(ies).
Stuff is worse than tequila.
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This isn't hell? I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. Grain alcohol was great for hangovers.
mike, I had 4 shots of Goldschlager on an empty stomach....had to be carried home, and threw up for about 12 hours...
Grain Alcohol is probably the worst though.....also about 12 hrs of puking......
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Okay, I'd always heard the higher the sugar content of the drink, the worse the hangover.
but what the hell is going on, I am being ok with mike and every one else. ok I will never say anything ever again. I am confused. I need to be lovee from al this brangelina fiasco. I would do anything for you guys to be here with me in the tropics. dont hate me!!i love u
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Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Any liquor that is CHEAP. I have gotten way more hungover on 4 Crystal Palace drinks than 12 Grey Gooses. (Alas, the $ is more important to me than the hangover.)
lol. You guys are crackin' me up with your booze stories. I can only handle one or two hard liquor drinks and then it's strictly beer for me otherwise I turn into the Tazmanian Devil and it just ain't purdy.
I once got sick on rum and coke when I was young and to this day the smell of rum makes me want to vomit every time I smell it. I think it's the Pavlov puke reaction once you've gotten sick on something like that and horked your guts up you pretty much avoid it at all costs from that moment forward and nearly heave just thinking about it. I do like rum-balls though. Go fugger.
Speaking of which, those hot-dog eating contests they do in Chicago (I think?) gross me out so bad I feel sick just watching.
Speaking of hurl inducing, Angelina & Brad's wax figures are icky.
Ese, you got it, kiddo! I'll do the bakin' and you can do the drink shakin'! We could make a killing on the right street corner eh?
Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 8:38pm.
If I go out somewhere and see a bachelorette party somewhere, I leave. Those bitches ARE the worst. Screaming, puking, picture-taking...ugh. No bitch, I do not care that you're getting married, and take that damn veil off. It looks stupid with your sparkly halter and muffintop.
My favorite is when a gaggle comes up to you and asks if you'll buy the bride-to-be a shot.
ricki lake,
As a girl myself, I've never understood that pack girl mentality. And they are always the tackiest EVER. And I always assume that the girls who are out behaving like that to celebrate getting married are the ones who have groom-to-bes that are at the strip joint celebrating.
What one drink gives the worst hangover? Opinions? Experiences?
hahahha madams....a bunch of drunk chicks, who don't have a clue....I wasn't a bartender, but I served plenty of those bitches....
Anonymouss, if that is true, I actually like the names! (Knox Overstreet was my fav character in "Dead Poet's Society")
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
If I go out somewhere and see a bachelorette party somewhere, I leave. Those bitches ARE the worst. Screaming, puking, picture-taking...ugh. No bitch, I do not care that you're getting married, and take that damn veil off. It looks stupid with your sparkly halter and muffintop.
Good evening sluts and germs
Damn.... By this thread it seem like y'all like to get your drank on
LOL. I'm A tequila drinker myself. After 4 shots you wouldn't admit you know me!
The worst when bartending was bachelorette party groups of girls. Loud, crass, annoying non-tippers. And they would always ask for drinks called "Blowjobs" and stuff like that, and I would flat-out refuse because I thought they were too tacky.
And when I'd ask people what they wanted and they'd say "Well, what's YOUR favorite drink?" and I'd say "It doesn't fucking matter what my favorite drink is, I'm making your drink".
Good times.
Don't know if it's true, but a French paper is claiming Jolie's doctor had another press conference and announced the birth. One boy, (Knox Leon), and a girl (Vivienne Marcheline), 5lb. and 5.2 lb. respectively. Link here:
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ET_Cetera/Angelina_Jolie_gives_birth...
I make a wicked durrrrrt-tuni. ((we called them martunies back then))
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I hate people who confuse shots with shooters. If you ask if I want to take a shot, bitch, we best be taking a SHOT! Not a fucking Lemondrop.
TV,
Vibrating from head to foot?
The possibilities are endless.
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Chirio,
Mike will NOT be kissing your ass. And now I will Chola fight you in the parking lot.
That's a wax figure of Daniel Craig, maybe James Bond is the twins Dad?
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 8:27pm.
LOL, I was a master martini maker by age 10. I used to make them for my grandparents. Far Eastern North Carolina lies just outside the Bible Belt, in the Hard Liquor Belt.
madam.s, I think all bartenders hate making Blended drinks, and foofy drinks.....
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
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ESE,
I bow to your superior stomach.
O/T...who even gives a fuck anymore?
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 8:26pm.
what?! it's like chocolate milk with a kick! of course, i've never puked it up... you may be on to something!
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kiss my ass mike. i say that with love cause there's no hate.
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I HATED making milk drinks when I bartended. But I also hated making martinis, frozen drinks, drinks with stupid names, small talk, and a long list of other things. Yes, I was a bitch.
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 8:18pm.
parissucks,
Vibrating feature wouldn't be bad.
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My whole body has that, but only until I'm done detoxing.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
When I drink, I usually keep it pretty simple (and it depends on the company): vodka tonic/vodka martini/beer
White Russians are nasty. If you disagree, try puking up 5 of them (amongst other things, admittedly). Never, ever again. *Shudder*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 12, 2008 - 8:22pm.
ESE,
Really? I cannot mix the booze with sweets. Yikes!
pfft... beginner!LOL!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Mike,
Add coke and it's called a paralyzer. Name says it all.
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Ha! I used to bartend and I didn't know that.
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 8:21pm.
What's a white russian?
vodka, Kahlúa, milk, ice... and of course... mmmmmmmmm!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
mike,
It's what The Dude drinks in The Big Lebowski. It's milk, vodka, and kahlua.
Submitted by Chirio on July 12, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Quit being a retard.
ESE,
Really? I cannot mix the booze with sweets. Yikes!
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
madam, you don't have your very own vibrating penis? They come without bodies attached.....hehee
But on a man, I agree, that would be an excellent feature!
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
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Submitted by . on July 12, 2008 - 8:19pm.
you do the bake sale part.. i'll do the open bar part!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."