Here We Go Again
I didn't feel the earth shake this morning, so who knows if this is true. InTouch Weekly reports that the twin messiahs have landed on earth. Sources tell them that Saint Angelina gave birth at 6pm local time in Nice, France via c-section.
Naw, she didn't have a c-section. She just sort of sighed a little, turned over, queefed and then they magically appeared with two golden halos on their heads.
A spokesbitch for the hospital said the press would be notified "within minutes" after birth and that it would be posted on the hospital's website. No official announcement has been made. A source also told InTouch that Saint Angelina would be whisked away from the hospital within 48 hours of giving birth.
All I know is that when we get official confirmation, you better immediately get on your knees and pray to Brangelina. If you don't then expect to spend your after life in HEEEEELLLL. Who am I fooling? We're all going to hell anyway. Carry on!
P.S. - Those are wax figures in the picture above. Brad sort of has Ellen Degeneres hair.
UPDATE: The hospital's spokesbitch told Extra, "It is wrong information." And there you have it. Back to boozing!
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Submitted by luckycharms on July 12, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Is this a real picture, or is it wax figure?
Wax, but if they were made of wood I would truly believe they were acting...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 12, 2008 - 7:34pm.
you're lucky!... if Mrs. K just "blew me out of the water" i wouldn't have this whole new paternity suit thing goin' on!LOL!
OT: yeah, no
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Can't say I can recall a 5-page Brangelina spread in the Wall Street Journal any time recently.
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Is this a real picture, or is it wax figure. I'm not trying to be cute, I'm serious. I serious, Gypsy! No really, is it real? I really need to know before I crack open my second bottle of Smirnoff for the day. Thanks a lot.
ESE,
Good evening Sir!
I am a funny kind of girl. And on Porpoises. How goes the running of the Fans for you hand in marriage by the way...I was going to try for it but Mrs. K blew me out the water.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Actually, we decide what we focus our attention on by which media sources we choose to view. Can't say I can recall a 5-page Brangelina spread in the Wall Street Journal any time recently.
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That's a good point. BUT it's a rather small population that reads these - although they are politically motivated. In fact, those are going to be most of the people who run the government right there.
I could say that I wouldn't have even known she'd had a baby if it wasn't for D-Listed but I really can't avoid it. It's on the stands beside every store counter I might visit. People around me are talking about it.
And I don't even watch TV....like my daughter says when she watches TV (not very often): "They just SAID that! Why do they keep saying it OVER AND OVER? I want to watch my SHOW!" They show you over and over again what they want you to see whether you elect to see it or not.
Even the internet - I open my hotmail - I see Angelina, I Google the word "babies" - I see Angelina, I even see Angelina at Gamershood - not there exactly but some games link through to other sites with "news" ads.
I can't say that I've ever felt inundated by information about a political issue that way unless it's already a crisis.
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Golden Globs was funnier.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 12, 2008 - 7:28pm.
"porpoises"... HAHAHAHA!... i don't know, that just caught me funny!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
The Golden Globs are not here yet??
Darn it.
Methinks MK does this to us on porpoises. ROFL.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I also think just blaming the frenzy on Angelina is a little short-sighted. Regardless of what she may or may not too, the media would not go along with it if you didn't sell. If you really have such a huge problem with it, blame the Brangeloonies who will wallpaper their homes with the People cover these hos will inevitably put out.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 7:25pm.
not my child till ya prove it... yeah, good luck with that!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Angie is stupid and vapid and boring, but like Madonna is skilled at manipulating the media and press.
Submitted by angel_i on July 12, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Actually, we decide what we focus our attention on by which media sources we choose to view. Can't say I can recall a 5-page Brangelina spread in the Wall Street Journal any time recently.
Mrs. K.,
Ahhaha... WHERE do you find this stuff?? By the way, if you go to the "gallery" section on that website, there are some near-upskirt shots.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 4:21pm.
lemme see... hmmm.. 200 or so babies born every minute... didn't give a shit about them,
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I guess this would be a bad time to tell you I am pregnant with your child, huh?
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
angel, YOU have 5 houses/planets in Scorpio too? Welcome to the Land of the Fucked....
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Why oh why is everyone acting like this is the first time a big to-do has been made about a celebrity having a baby? Granted, the coverage is more ridic than usual, but they make way too big a fuss about every celebrity baby, not just Angelina's.
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Angelina is orchestrating and manipulating the media frenzy, that's what is so annoying. I think she created the demand. She's a marketing genius!
However, she is different and special, so....
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Why oh why is everyone acting like this is the first time a big to-do has been made about a celebrity having a baby? Granted, the coverage is more ridic than usual
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And there you have it. The media decides what we focus our attention on by how much coverage they give it. It's always been like that but it seems that, in more recent years, it has less and less to do with what the public responds to and more about whateverthefuck they feel like putting up there.
Often it seems like they're doing it to distract from some weirdass political dealings (and I'm not a consipracy theorist, just so you know) that will, later, come up as a done deal and we're all saying: WTF? Where was I when they were deciding that? O yeah. Angelina was having the twins then.
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
lemme see... hmmm.. 200 or so babies born every minute... didn't give a shit about them, don't give a shit about these
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Mrs. K.,
Angie Ho Voigt is an "artist" as much as I am a cross-dressing steelworker.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why oh why is everyone acting like this is the first time a big to-do has been made about a celebrity having a baby? Granted, the coverage is more ridic than usual, but they make way too big a fuss about every celebrity baby, not just Angelina's.
I mean, J.Lo? She hasn't even done anything remotely popular in years, yet we're still hearing about those damn twins!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 12, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Do you think all this publicity, good and bad, has had a detrimental effect on either of their careers?
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It definitely has. And from this point on, things will only go downhill for their careers. People have become so sick and tired of watching their mugs everywhere that they can not and will not take any of their movies seriously. They should have kept a low profile since 2005 but they would have none of it. Even people who started out as fans are now so nauseated by the stench of their publicity stunts (good and bad) that they have just given up on them.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I'd find this story more interesting if the babies were to come out half-black or half-Chinese; maybe one of each so that both Kanye West and Yao Ming will be implicated.
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Us posted that she had the babies earlier but they took it down and acted like they never put it up. People didn't. Those photos are gonna be with People
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Why oh why does half the planet carry on like Angie is the first woman ever to get pregnant and give birth???
Now if those twins popped out of her head fully grown like the goddess Athena, then I would be impressed.
who cares....zzzzzzzzzz
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what is so special of those fetus?? they are goin to crap and puke and fart like everiother kid
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Tony Snow died? Wow. Can't say I'm heartbroken but I'm not happy about it either. You pretty much have to sell your soul to be press secretary (paging Scott McClellan), no matter how corrupt the administration. That he worked for Bush only makes his selling out worse. Fox News, strike two.
I feel the energies of my hate are better directed toward those who corrupt our country for their own personal gain, not those who merely lie about it for a living. I think. I'm trying to be nice.
No, MK.
They said: Eet ees ze hrhrong eengformassion.
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Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Another false alarm. Wow, I planned my whole weekend for them too.
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GAG! Who ever said " a lot of women have babies" amen to you! I agree! I am so sick of this and all the grossness that will follow.
I think it's possible that I hate them more than MK hates "mop-head"!!!
I am so sick of hearing about this overrated douchebag couple's golden twins. Yuck!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 5:52pm.
zomay, you're right- I DO put it all out there....
I'm not a fan of Fox News, no way in HELL am I a Bush Supporter....but I liked Tony. So shoot me...(not pissed, just sad- why do I care? Goddamn 5 planets in Scorpio- I take many things so fucking personally)
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O! So THAT's what's wrong with me! Whew! I thought I was crazy! (I think I have 5 houses too, I can't remember exactly but I know it was a lot)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Do you think all this publicity, good and bad, has had a detrimental effect on either of their careers?
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I don't think the amount of attention she receives is ALL Angelina's fault. True, she put herself into the public eye when she became an actress, but A) she was born into the business, and B) demand creates the supply. If people didn't want to read about her, magazines wouldn't sell and she wouldn't be as hounded as she is.
It is still totally annoying, however, and I agree it's kinda sickening how each of her births is so meticulously planned and expensive, with excessive security details, renting out hospitals, practically renting out COUNTRIES, etc etc. And I even consider myself a big fan of hers! Yet somehow, I still don't care about these twins. Go figure.
Mike thats great. But for some reason I think of fire and not ice after a failed relationship. Maybe you can divide people by the element they feel like after a breakup. Ice, fire, maybe wind? Maybe more useless info!
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zomay, you're right- I DO put it all out there....
I'm not a fan of Fox News, no way in HELL am I a Bush Supporter....but I liked Tony. So shoot me...(not pissed, just sad- why do I care? Goddamn 5 planets in Scorpio- I take many things so fucking personally)
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Mrs. K.,
Angie Ho Voigt is an "artist" as much as I am a cross-dressing steelworker.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 12, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Brad cannot resemble Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig, as evident in Casino Royale, still has his dick and balls attached.
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Exactly! Besides, Daniel's testosterone would make Brad's ass lips quiver in anticipation. God knows Brad's levels of estrogen are higher than Angie's.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Tony Snow knowingly took a job where he checked his conscience and soul at the door every day to lie, deceive, and cover up wrongdoing of others. I always wondered HOW deluded he was, if he made himself believe his own lies or if he just lived with the discomfort of knowing he was a scheming, dishonest man. Because he was clever I assume the latter with him, whereas with the new twit who holds the post... she is so stupid I sort of think she's more deluded.
That said, I'm a softie and had hoped that by leaving his position Tony Snow would be rewarded with some good health and a chance to somehow redeem himself in this lifetime. He was so young and all.
Submitted by Misty on July 12, 2008 - 3:46pm.
This whole thing is annoying the shit out of me. So she had babies, alot of women do.
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Yes, Misty, but she's an artist. She's...special.
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Why must I feel like that
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Oh, well, that is swell, now go turn around and go fuck yourselves. Brad and Angleina suck high heaven. As a matter of fact, I don't even think heaven would want them. Sorry you're real uncomfortably there in your French hospital room, with that awful food. Oh, no, wait, you have several rooms blocked off with special screening on the windows. What, what, what is that you say??? Is that the distant sounds of African women given birth in the bush and eating bush meat?
This whole thing is annoying the shit out of me. So she had babies, alot of women do.
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Submitted by zomay on July 12, 2008 - 6:41pm.
The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
How about this?
Best failed relationship song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2yJSFHTrgM
Brad's hands are in his pockets cause he's looking for his nuts. He also has that "intense" Alec Baldwin look to him around the eyes.
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It must suck when your wax figures look healthier than you.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
parissucksliterally I meant that with all love by the way!
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The greatest break-up song ever.
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TAINTED!!!!!!!!!
Don't ask.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 3:33pm.
mike, I've never heard anything bad about Tony Snow....yes, he was Bush's Press Secretary for a while, but I liked him in Fox News (shhhh!), and he seemed like such a nice man.
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He worked for the Bush administration.
NOT a nice man.
I mean, that's what Pudge says
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Submitted by zomay on July 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
The salt water is bad for their wool.
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