Here We Go Again
I didn't feel the earth shake this morning, so who knows if this is true. InTouch Weekly reports that the twin messiahs have landed on earth. Sources tell them that Saint Angelina gave birth at 6pm local time in Nice, France via c-section.
Naw, she didn't have a c-section. She just sort of sighed a little, turned over, queefed and then they magically appeared with two golden halos on their heads.
A spokesbitch for the hospital said the press would be notified "within minutes" after birth and that it would be posted on the hospital's website. No official announcement has been made. A source also told InTouch that Saint Angelina would be whisked away from the hospital within 48 hours of giving birth.
All I know is that when we get official confirmation, you better immediately get on your knees and pray to Brangelina. If you don't then expect to spend your after life in HEEEEELLLL. Who am I fooling? We're all going to hell anyway. Carry on!
P.S. - Those are wax figures in the picture above. Brad sort of has Ellen Degeneres hair.
UPDATE: The hospital's spokesbitch told Extra, "It is wrong information." And there you have it. Back to boozing!
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parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 3:33pm.
mike, I've never heard anything bad about Tony Snow....yes, he was Bush's Press Secretary for a while, but I liked him in Fox News (shhhh!), and he seemed like such a nice man.
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Ha, only a scrorpio type person would admit to watching fox news here. At least you put it all out there. :}
zomay, me and my best friend in HS used to CRACK UP at that song...."you just a squirrel, trying to get a nut!"
hahahhahahahah.......
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Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
What a trashy and unprofessional hospital that would notify the press and post on their website??!
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I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure they are getting paid extra by Angie to get the ball rolling on the whoring-out of her new crotchdroppings.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I was thinking that she'd wait to have her c-section until the 14th, isn't that Bastille Day? It would be the attention-whoreish thing to do, trying to upstage a whole country, and make people come in on their day off to do her bidding.
I have actually tried to like them, but I just can't. There's something "off" about them. Maybe the stench of pretentiousness, I don't know.
mike, I've never heard anything bad about Tony Snow....yes, he was Bush's Press Secretary for a while, but I liked him in Fox News (shhhh!), and he seemed like such a nice man.
...and Paris still contaminates the Earth.
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
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Sheeps I spent two days looking for sheep surfing in your avie.
Mrs. K, the video is crap, it is craptastic.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Why aren't these figures bathed in a golden light and surround by synchronized fountains of holy water while celestial music: Gregorian Chant -"Requiem Aeternam" is playing in the background?
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Brad cannot resemble Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig, as evident in Casino Royale, still has his dick and balls attached.
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Submitted by boomsy on July 12, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 5:12pm
YOU MUST WATCH!!!!
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I tried to, it was excruciating.
Cut me some slack; I am old and feeble and I can take only just so much crap.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 3:20pm.
heh, that news actually lifted MY spirits.
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OMYGOD, Pudge, it is YOU!!!!
No shit Mike, Pudge said the very same thing this morning.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
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And..... don't care. Seriously, the fascination with these two and their children is unmerited and possibly unhealthy (See L.A.).
Submitted by zomay on July 12, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Dang, scary vid. What's with guys named "Juice"?
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Oh joy. They'll probably announce that the chosen ones have been named "Nina and Pinta" and they're saving Santa Maria for the next blood child they have.
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 12, 2008 - 6:16pm.
I saw her new movie "Wanted" last night. I'm giving it only "two skeleton arms" because although the plot was ridiculous, there was a lot of action and I like Stickalina's BJ lips.
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Manimal, my love! LMAO! Brava!
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 12, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I went to look up Bobby Murcer;s death, and saw that Tony Snow died of Colon Cancer this morning- 53 fucking years old. I'm depressed.
heh, that news actually lifted MY spirits.
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 3:17pm.
And I ♥ you for appreciating my spelling skills.
Remember kids, spelling and grammar are important!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
I went to look up Bobby Murcer;s death, and saw that Tony Snow died of Colon Cancer this morning- 53 fucking years old. I'm depressed.
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Submitted by zomay on July 12, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Mrs.Kravitz thats funny cause he was kind of a splash in the pan.
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Maybe it was around the same time I had my head up my ass...1981 to 1994.
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Why must I feel like that
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Manimal5 on July 12, 2008 - 3:16pm.
I saw her new movie "Wanted" last night. I'm giving it only "two skeleton arms" because although the plot was ridiculous, there was a lot of action and I like Stickalina's BJ lips.
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That is a fantasticly written review. You should work for the New York Times.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Angie's orders. Cuz she knows the entire world is just waiting with bated breath.
You wrote "bated" instead of "baited" - I LOVE YOU!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Ahhaha Hooray, Itchy and Scratchy! I don't care what they claim the babies names are, they will always be Itchy and Scratchy Pitt to me.
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LOL. I was thinking Smelly (hey, it's France) and Scratchy Pitt. But I like Itchy better.
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I saw her new movie "Wanted" last night. I'm giving it only "two skeleton arms" because although the plot was ridiculous, there was a lot of action and I like Stickalina's BJ lips.
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Mrs.Kravitz thats funny cause he was kind of a splash in the pan.
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He looks like the lovechild of Robert Redford and Michael J. Fox.
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If you put little round spectacles on the Brad figure it would actually look quite a lot like Harry Potter.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 5:12pm
YOU MUST WATCH!!!! Then find the traumatizing- I mean AMAZING 'What's up with you' Eddie murphy/Micheal Jackson video.
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That looks more like Sean Bean than it does Brad Pitt.
This *is* hell, MK.
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who dat?
never heard of him.
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Why must I feel like that
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Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I love how Angie's wax figure is wearing a cheap-ass, busted, $10 prom dress from the local bridal store.
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I bet she's wearing shoes to match that shitty dress and no undies.
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The wax figures look more on the ball than the real things.
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boomsy on July 12, 2008 - 3:07pm.
@zomay: My fav. line at the end was when he says "so instead, I chill...that's right, I CHILL.." lol. That man was so stuck on himself.
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Yes! And you see her walking in sweat pants at the end.
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On topic- Can't wait for this to be true, so we all can move forward with our lives!
I love how Angie's wax figure is wearing a cheap-ass, busted, $10 prom dress from the local bridal store.
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 3:03pm.
What a trashy and unprofessional hospital that would notify the press and post on their website??!
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Angie's orders. Cuz she knows the entire world is just waiting with bated breath.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 6:03pm.
What a trashy and unprofessional hospital that would notify the press and post on their website??!
The type of hospital that is perfect for these Hollywood twats to spawn in.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Ahhaha Hooray, Itchy and Scratchy! I don't care what they claim the babies names are, they will always be Itchy and Scratchy Pitt to me.
@zomay: My fav. line at the end was when he says "so instead, I chill...that's right, I CHILL.." lol. That man was so stuck on himself.
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Brad's wax figure is just tarded and looks nothing like him to me.
Zahara better sharpen up her tiny claws. There are two more cookie snatchers on the scene.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Itchy 'n Scratchy in da nursery!
boomsy, thanks I know it is not the best breakup song of all time, but the video is effing funny.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
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well, if this is true, then I must celebrate.....the Messiah Twins arrival is the most amazing thing to happen since Shiloh's birth......*rolling eyes*
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
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The wax replica's arms are at least two times as meaty as those of the real Angelina. Another complaint: I see the tats, but where are the track marks??
What a trashy and unprofessional hospital that would notify the press and post on their website??!
@zomay: I used to LOVE that song!!! Good call.
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he doesn't look like brad at all. somebody did a wacked job.
Brad looks like Daniel Craig there to me.
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Set the alarms and load your weapons.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8