Saturday, July 12th 2008
Hey, At Least She's Wearing A Shirt
Miley, Miley, Miley..... This prostitot is never going to learn. Miley and personal cameras do not go together. So, someone hacked into poor little Miley Cyrus' iPhone and found these old pictures she apparently sent to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Hos. Miley, it's called the delete button. Use it!
Who took the picture of her with "fart lips" in the shower? Today's tweens are so weird. When I was her age we did normal shit like smoke crack, go to sex parties and spend the weekends selling our bodies on the streets. You know, kid stuff.
The guy who hacked Miley claims he found "worse" pictures of her that he's trying to sell. Excuse me while I go and delete all of my nude pictures from my phone. This could take me a while.
Miley sounds like Courtney Love. Smokers Voice
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG s00 kinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://video.cnn08.com/?v=Miley_Cyrus_Nude_Shower_Video
thanks Miley, nice mailbox!
Submitted by skyhigh on July 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Fake pics can't explain away fugly.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It would be nice if ppl would wait till they judged someone....the pic is a fake and heres proof...look at the pics in the link and closely look at the closeup of both ears and you'll see the pic is truly a fake.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/skyhigh/fakeproof011447.jpg
yuk. hate, hate, hate, hate that ugly little slag. I saw her stupid show once and that was only because The Rock was on it. She's gross and can't sing, dance, or act. wonder how long before Disney replaces the little chicken-head.
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
Ugh. This girl is not cute or pretty or talented.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 13, 2008 - 1:06pm.
I hate this little chipmunk faced bitch.
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You're not the only one! There is something so annoying about her. Any image I see of her is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
PS - Billy Ray is probably stroking it to those pics right now. Eeeew.
I hate this little chipmunk faced bitch.
I find wannabe sluts WAYYYY more offensive than actual sluts.
Miley's management is wonderfully micro-managing her burgeoning skankonia. For this I applaud them.
But it's only a matter of time before she blossoms into the full-fledged fucktress we all know she's destined to become!
Hasn't this ho-lette learned how to avoid cell phones?!
www.myspace.com/triston
Once I turned 18, I had to burn the pictures of me and my girlfriend because she was a year and a half younger.... This shit is tame! I'm no Miley fan, but compared to many, this shit is nothing.
AND, she's a multi-millionaire hillbilly, what the fuck do people expect. Let her have her fun, chances are in 5-to-10 no one will know who or where she is.
She is just acting like a dorky teenager.....like we all haven't taken stupid, dorky, gay pictures when we were teenagers???
The only "crime" being commited here is the fact that these stupid-dorky-gay pictures are effectivly being leaked to the media and WE ARE FORCED TO VIEW THEM!!!!!!!!
Christmas on a cracker Kathy......I've had ENOUGH Miley Cyrus to last me an entire lifetime!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
If I had a face like that, I'd be obsessed with showing off my body, too. I'd walk around with a fucking hiked up t-shirt and a bucket of water to pour on myself. Anything to distract from the chipmunk funk going on in my face and my blowup doll fartknocker mouth.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Thankfully child pornography laws prevent people from posting pictures of her crotch mullet, but it's reassuring to know that they exist as it validates our impression of the lady.
Aren't most kids fucking by 15? I know I was. All these pictures tell me is she's hopelessly average.
and that little skank is upset about the pictures that Annie took?
What a little beeotch. I knew the OUTRAGE was FAKE as FUCK!
eewww... she is hideous, just like her dad
This little cuntette really thinks she is all that and a ham sandwich.
I worry for the little girls I see sporting Hannah Montana clothes, etc. If the best role models Disney can offer these days are the like of Zac Efron, Miley and the rest of their stable, if I were a parent I'd be boycotting their products like ebola virus.
Walt Disney must be so spinning in his grave that he hit oil in Antartica several times over
awwww.. leave the little girl alone already!
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"Any good email logs?"
"No =[ .. I saw alot of juicy emails, but I never thought of saving them.. now I kick myself for not.. there where so many juicy emails that I read...
ones with her talking to nick about the night they fucked, etc."
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Gross. What a little fish-faced skank. The two of them look totally inbred.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 12, 2008 - 9:53pm.
"...Oh and Deb, where does your siggy come from? Is it a song?"
I'm not Deb, obviously, but I can tell you it is from a song - "Mad World" by Tears For Fears, which was made popular (again) by the Gary Jules version, featured in Donnie Darko. Thus ends the musical history lesson.
Topic?
This girl is going to screw up her entire career by acting like a typical Disney slut.
Glenn Beck has a great chapter “Evolution of a Prostitot" in his book. It's funny and sad at the same time. This is what is becoming the norm for young girls.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
How stupid is this girl!!! What is it going to take for her to get it? If you are famous - DO NOT take candid pics of yourself in any way, shape or form.
Oh, also Miley, there is this thing called the internet. People post things on the internet and some of those things are not very nice. Once they are on the internet all bets are off.
Grow a brain and get a clue. Stop with the 'ultra, hot, sex kitten' poses.
What a retard.
Scoot over Miley, I'll show you how it's really done!
That soap dispenser in the shower pic takes class to a whole new level. I wonder if the staff at Days Inn, Tarzana CA knows about these photos?
Maybe she took additional seductive photos posing near the continental breakfast table and the brochure stand in the lobby.
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Don't be telling me that you gone and moved to Paris when we both know you're in Burbank near the IKEA
to shoebox
maybe the worse pictures show her smoking or drinking?
The worst are the poorly adjusted red eyes that make her seem even more dead behind them than we know she actually is...
I can understand Vanessa's sexual appeal- she's got a pretty enough face with the whole dark eyes, hair look. She's not all that talented, but I can get why some guys rub one out to her photo.
Miley, on the other hand, looks like a fish, has a weird lisp caused by what sounds like a retainer in her mouth, and no bone structure. I just can't see her as anything other than a young girl who has yet to grow into her looks (if she ever does)
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 13, 2008 - 1:30am.
I feel that way about Vanessa Hudgens too.
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But I hear she's a really talented beard.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I bet Billy Ray took the shower pic
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 13, 2008 - 1:27am.
(That really wasn't funny. Oh well, I'll post it anyway)
i thought it was funny!.... and i'm still waiting for my star on the walk of fame!
OT: geezus, am i still on a Miley thread?
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 12, 2008 - 10:24pm.
I cannot fathom her appeal. A friend of mine, who loves High School Musical (She's from Cali, and kind of sheltered) loves her!
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I feel that way about Vanessa Hudgens too.
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
ESE- you should be a star! Celebrities get famous for their nonsense!
(That really wasn't funny. Oh well, I'll post it anyway)
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 13, 2008 - 1:24am.
ESE- thanks for that puzzling bit of nonsense, lol.
nonsense... it's what i do!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
ESE- thanks for that puzzling bit of nonsense, lol.
I cannot fathom her appeal. A friend of mine, who loves High School Musical (She's from Cali, and kind of sheltered) loves her! An her music. She's a bright young woman- I don't understand how she could be a fan of Miley!!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Honestly, I have teen relatives with stuff on MySpace, Facebook and whatevs. If this the raciest stuff they can find on Miley on the internets, her parents are Lucky. This is Friggin' TAME compared to the shit I've seen. You won't even believe.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 13, 2008 - 1:12am.
i'm all for insomnia... except when it keeps me from sleeping
OT: oh, this is a Miley Cyrus thread... i gotta hold back
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
, ariel would of been fucking flostom and jestion for her legs. really.
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so true
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
at first i thought that this should be under SCANDEL, but then i thought this is like every day stuff for her, which is horrable. so many little girls that havent been on the earth that long, impreshinable girls look up to this slut, and shes marketed by disney. thats even worse. it explanes why little peoople are dressing like polyneasian hookers, but on the other hand the state of our "culture" is so sad. just imagine if the little mermaid was made today, ariel would of been fucking flostom and jestion for her legs. really.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 13, 2008 - 1:09am
good person?... yeah, i beg to differ!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Insomnia strikes again- I can't believe I missed the train in Brad/Angelina thread... I would have loved to banter about their annoying asses.
Meanwhile, I have a fear of photographs of me out there in the world, which is why I have deleted all of the risque pic I have on my laptop, and camera.
I don't think I could ever see Miley as sexy, but I'm not a pedophile.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Take care ESE. And you ARE a good person, whether you want to admit that or not. G'Night.
Yes, I'm drunk.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
that sucks...cant people slut it up in peace anymore? it must be so incredibly frustrating for her not to have anything stay private
Submitted by dead-actress on July 13, 2008 - 12:52am.
sleep tight, dahlin'!... wait... Daisy Duck on a stripper pole?!?!... yeah, i'm there.. sshhh!!
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"Some like their water shallow,
I like mine deep."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 13, 2008 - 12:40am.
great!... thanks a lot!!... now i have a vision of Daisy Duck stripping for a casting session!... that's all i needed!
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Oh, honey..you had those thoughts long before I put them there! When you were approached by Daisy Duck in full costume when you went to Disneyland..you were thinking...let's see..stripper pole...hmmm..Daisy Duck...hmmmm..LOL!
Goodnight, darlin' *kisses* I'm sleepy.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by dead-actress on July 13, 2008 - 12:37am.
great!... thanks a lot!!... now i have a vision of Daisy Duck stripping for a casting session!... that's all i needed!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by ESE on July 13, 2008 - 12:33am.
golden FROZEN holy dick!!LOL!
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Well, the bastids had to preserve something! Why not the golden holy dick? Many a future star went eye to eye with "that."
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
I like Miley. She is a wholesome girl! I think she's a great role-model for young girls. Disney is family entertainment, and Miley is keeping that legacy alive and well. I'm really glad that young girls have someone as grounded as Miley to look up to.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 13, 2008 - 12:30am.
golden FROZEN holy dick!!LOL!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by james havens bitch on July 13, 2008 - 12:23am.
Who the fuck told this white trash porky pig faced looking skank she was cute?
*shrugs* i don't know... daddy Cyrus?
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by ESE on July 13, 2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by dead-actress on July 13, 2008 - 12:05am
ON T: The devil made her do it
the devil being Disney, right?... that fuckin' rat!
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Absolutely, love! Something about Disney's golden holy dick (even in death) that compels these Jesus freaks to do what they do.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Who the fuck told this white trash porky pig faced looking skank she was cute?
why the hell am i here?