Saturday, July 12th 2008
Hey, At Least She's Wearing A Shirt
Miley, Miley, Miley..... This prostitot is never going to learn. Miley and personal cameras do not go together. So, someone hacked into poor little Miley Cyrus' iPhone and found these old pictures she apparently sent to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Hos. Miley, it's called the delete button. Use it!
Who took the picture of her with "fart lips" in the shower? Today's tweens are so weird. When I was her age we did normal shit like smoke crack, go to sex parties and spend the weekends selling our bodies on the streets. You know, kid stuff.
The guy who hacked Miley claims he found "worse" pictures of her that he's trying to sell. Excuse me while I go and delete all of my nude pictures from my phone. This could take me a while.
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Granny Clampett:
hi five on that one!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Trash pure trash...and don't give me "All teen girls do it..." Only the skanky slutty ones do this kind of thing...
She is not pretty at all. She's got bug eyes and just an all around pig face. eeeek!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by dead-actress on July 13, 2008 - 12:05am
ON T: The devil made her do it
the devil being Disney, right?... that fuckin' rat!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by ESE on July 12, 2008 - 11:57pm.
my sweet d-a! *kiss on the palm*
OT: hehe... yeah, i'm way past being on-topic at this point
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Oh, you're sweet! *soft kiss*
ON T: The devil made her do it a la Flip Wilson.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 8:50pm.
I have to give her props for being energy efficient. Doing her laundry and showering with the same hot water will help conserve energy.
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hehee, her PR people will probably play that angle...
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Hahaha she may be a slutty little girl but something about all her crazy pictures makes me think she'd be pretty fun to hang out with.I'd hang with her.
~*Head Bitch*~
Submitted by dead-actress on July 12, 2008 - 11:54pm.
my sweet d-a! *kiss on the palm*
OT: hehe... yeah, i'm way past being on-topic at this point
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by ESE on July 12, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Where's Norman Bates when you need him?
trying on wigs!.. lazy bastid!
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ESE, my love! LOL! *extending recently manicured hand* How are you this evening?
ON T: I really want to hear Papa Cyrus to explain this "I do it all for Jesus" behavior.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
I have to give her props for being energy efficient. Doing her laundry and showering with the same hot water will help conserve energy.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Rumplestiltskin... on July 12, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Prostitot???
MK..Stop..you are killing me MK..Just killing me..(Right now everything is soo funny..but it could be the 6 wild elderberry frutini martinis I have been drinking over the course of the evening)
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OMG, that drink sounds so freakin unbelievably good right now!! I want one!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by dead-actress on July 12, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Where's Norman Bates when you need him?
trying on wigs!.. lazy bastid!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Where's Norman Bates when you need him?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
The only thing scan'liss about this is that she's famous. Every other MySpace or FaceBook has girls taking these pictures of themselves. I say fuck it, she took them for attention (apparently) and now she's got it. Let Billy Ray spokesdaddy her way through this one and Miley can fuck off.
Migraineuse on July 12, 2008 - 11:34pm
I don't get air time =[.
Hi Migraineuse, smoosh Rusty for me....
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OPA!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I cant wait for this one to start her decline. I'm old enough to remember about a million useless talentless twits that have gone before her. By the look of it, this one will not go gently.
I just saw MileyDaddy on the NG channel. Doin a special about the Appalachian mountains. Begins talking about the moonshiners. omg.
wouldn't selling the "worse pics" be considered kiddie porn?
Beside WTF with this girl she's got the voice of a 65 yr old chain smoker and the intelligence of my 3 year old nephew who goes streaking down the street.
This is what happen when your the cash cow the family I guess, no care as long as there is money in the picture and a Barbara Wawa interview to explain and cry.
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 13, 2008 - 5:32am.
Sounds like you're a child expert to me.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
If there is ANY DOUBT left that this skank is a straight up ho....
I can't wait to see how this shit gets explained a way.
But the fact the pictures existed, on HER PHONE, of course there will be no problem and some over paid arm chair "child expert" will give a summation on the state of young girls and their sexuality, blah blah blah...
SHE'S A SKEEZEY HO!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by ricki lake on July 13, 2008 - 4:53am.
It's not like the person who hacked her would know what he'd find.
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Of course he knew what he'd find. This is Miley Cyrus we're talking about here.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Prostitot???
MK..Stop..you are killing me MK..Just killing me..(Right now everything is soo funny..but it could be the 6 wild elderberry frutini martinis I have been drinking over the course of the evening)
Submitted by stake_spike on July 12, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Disney needs to stop picking young stars from trailer parks (don't tell me BRC was/isn't white trash, that fool had a mullet), you get the genetic nastiness of being white trash and add stardom at a young age, this is the result.
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you don't have to be from a trailer park or poor to be trash you can have all the money in the world and still be this nasty or even nastier Paris, Kim k., Nicole R., Hohan, Xtina and every Hobag from the Hills just to name a few
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Amy Winehouse makes music? Oh, silly Mike. Tapping everything in sight with your crack pipe while tweaking isn't music, no matter how melodious!
Submitted by moonunit on July 12, 2008 - 4:57pm.
a) i feel dirty for looking at those pics, and b) why is it that the religious freaks are always the ones who do the dumbest, most overly-sexual shit?
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Oh hell no...I haven't been to church since I was Miley's age but up until then I attended plenty of youth group get-togethers & summer camp, and spent the night at my church girlfriends' houses. The extent of our adventures consisted of piercing each others ears, watching Grease II and Top Gun, and playing MASH and Ms. PacMan. Acting like faux sluts never even crossed our minds! Not all girls who go to church act like this.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
She is a fugly little turd.
It's not like the person who hacked her would know what he'd find. Hacking her iPhone would likely result in something he could sell, whatever it's nature.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 12, 2008 - 10:46pm.
@DA:
What fresh hell is this???????
How are you honey?
ONT: Whore.
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Hello, love! How are you this evening? Baby Lola and I are doing great.
ON T: Is this another "I do it for Jesus" photos?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
are we sure the person who hacked her phone was an adult? it seems like there would be plenty of teens able to do that.
I don't think most people would find these pictures all that bad if she didn't keep having pictures popping up everywhere. and she knows it. so why does she keep taking them?
I am more bothered by her facial expression (the look at me I am sooo hawt smirk) and the fact that these pictures are not cute. why does she want pictures where she doesn't look good? does she think these are hawt? or does she think these are funny (as in really making fun of herself type humor)?
@DA:
What fresh hell is this???????
How are you honey?
ONT: Whore.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Whoa. There's more to this little bible thumping harlot than meets the eye.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Not even Britney was that big of a slut when she was younger.
This chick is skanky and isn't she only like 15 or 16? Yikes.
Disney needs to stop picking young stars from trailer parks (don't tell me BRC was/isn't white trash, that fool had a mullet), you get the genetic nastiness of being white trash and add stardom at a young age, this is the result. Britney, Jaime Lynn, Miley... I'm sure there are more.
Monkey you hot HWORE!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 12, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Oh lord... I can't even comment on this shit...
oh, come on!.. give it a shot!.. *tapping foot*.. *waiting*
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
She's going to be the biggest, sluttiest, craziest, coked up trainwreak EVER fuck paris, amy, nicole, britney, xtina, and hohan this 15 year old whore right here is gonna make all of them look like fucking saints i just know it and i can't fucking wait for it ;P
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Amy Winehouse makes music? Oh, silly Mike. Tapping everything in sight with your crack pipe while tweaking isn't music, no matter how melodious!
Oh lord... I can't even comment on this shit...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 12, 2008 - 10:17pm.
you know doggone well Next Teen Mommy is a vh1 exclusive...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Hope Billy Ray and stage-Mom are happy with their decision to encourage their child to crave celebrity and sign on with Disney.
Her entire rise to "fame" is mind boggling. Child entertainers are so often fucked in the head... why risk it with your child??
Submitted by Cara on July 12, 2008 - 10:17pm.
"Leaked" porn tape within a year. Or pregnant. Or both.
what's the odds on pregnant porn tape?... long shot yes, but.. i gotta make some money!
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by letinstar on July 12, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Next Teen Mommy is that a new reality competition show on E ?
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"Leaked" porn tape within a year. Or pregnant. Or both.
when will it be miley's turn to be the next teen mommy?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
wasn't she supposed to be hiding at Universal Studios or something?
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
A.Who took that photo? B.Why choose the showers at a truck stop(cause we all know she's country like that)?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 9:48am.
I want to know who took the picture of her taking a picture/video of herself...
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No one did. She's in front of a mirror.
Oh and Deb, where does your siggy come from? Is it a song?
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
She's a fucking teen in the era of Myspace.. this is not shocking or anything.. it's typical kid shit. Hacking a phone these days is like reading a kids diary. I think it's weird that we would even discuss it.
Okay, I guess she's acting more or less normal for a girl her age, but whoever is trying to sell "worse" photos of her is at least a fucking creep and possibly a criminal.
She's totally gonna end up pregnant like Jamie Lynn.
skank.
I want to know who took the picture of her taking a picture/video of herself...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
She's already starting to look like a used tampon and she's not even legal yet.
I wonder who took the pic of her in the shower. Whoever did got an eyeful of nipple, at the very least, 'cause it doesn't look like she had any underwear on, either.