Saturday, July 12th 2008
Hey, At Least She's Wearing A Shirt
Miley, Miley, Miley..... This prostitot is never going to learn. Miley and personal cameras do not go together. So, someone hacked into poor little Miley Cyrus' iPhone and found these old pictures she apparently sent to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Hos. Miley, it's called the delete button. Use it!
Who took the picture of her with "fart lips" in the shower? Today's tweens are so weird. When I was her age we did normal shit like smoke crack, go to sex parties and spend the weekends selling our bodies on the streets. You know, kid stuff.
The guy who hacked Miley claims he found "worse" pictures of her that he's trying to sell. Excuse me while I go and delete all of my nude pictures from my phone. This could take me a while.
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You have a gift for the limerick, ricki lake...
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
With reserve and iPhone in hand,
Young Miley took a big stand.
"I know that I'm young,
But damn it is fun,
To show my teen boobs o'er the land."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 13, 2008 - 9:39am.
Good point Fucking Classy. I'm wondering why the hell this guy is getting away with selling stolen images. This dude is obviously a weirdo.
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That's what I was thinking... what happens to this fucker if he leaks something really bad? Like nude pictures, and of a minor?
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
honestly, aside from the shower scene, there's really nothing wrong with those pics. Her shower pics and the fact that she is constantly showing off her sexuality is a little off and daddy needs to address that shit before she finds herself with a little mullet in the oven.
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
I am so glad I will never be a parent.
I couldn't stand teenage bitches when I WAS a teen. And the older I get, the further my patience dwindles.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Good point Fucking Classy. I'm wondering why the hell this guy is getting away with selling stolen images. This dude is obviously a weirdo.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I wonder what the other pictures look like.
And Miley trying to be the sexy hooker doesn't really disturb me; a grown man hacking her fucking iphone, on the other hand...
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Eww.
She looks like a man.
Am I now considered a pedo for looking at that shower pic? You can't see any of her junk in it, but it's a little too revealing for a 15 yo. I feel so dirty now...
this is not what all teens do , i dont have slutty pics in the internet (that I know off;), miley is a attention whore who needs publicity because her show is loosing viewers and Selena Gomez show is stealing her thunder
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
EatYourVeg - DISNEY fo sho. Nick has some hos, but those little Disney skanks DO IT BIG
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
PSL, I know where I read it....lol. I have no clue as to where she read it tho.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
iphone+water=electrocution / who took the pic = there are many many more
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She needs to get hit by a bus ASAP.
Who produces more sluts? Disney or Nickelodeon?
Good grief, I know I wasn't the typical teenager back then, but at 15 I was just hanging out with my friends and playing videogames... not aspiring to be a porn model.
Sad thing is, most girls are doing exactly what Miley just did here. Way to spend your youth...
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
her teeth bother me well half gums/half teeth
the ugly bitch can be naked and she'll still be the same ugly bitch she was with clothes on.
There once was a ho name Miley,
Who could not be more smiley
As she ripped off her clothes,
And got down with hos,
And enjoyed the bukakke highly.
You read that here Deb, MK posted it....lol
(prune)
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Submitted by belle on July 12, 2008 - 8:11pm.
@angel_i: I think the necklace says "Nick J"...as in Nick Jonas....but I could be wrong. ****************************
Nope. My bad:)
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
this is all sorts of fucked up...
well i am so glad that her parents are paying close attention the what shes doing. stupid fucking people.
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
She read somewhere that the Trollsons say "prune" for photos and VOILA! Pout.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
These seem like the photos that some girl in some small town would put on her MySpace page. It looks like she just finished kissing a lemon and then, having broken that barrier, decided to go steady with it and have it take her to prom.
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Don't be telling me that you gone and moved to Paris when we both know you're in Burbank near the IKEA
@angel_i: I think the necklace says "Nick J"...as in Nick Jonas....but I could be wrong.
Haha! Her necklace in that last pic says "Nick Jr." Do you think they'll like the plug?
Stupid little slut with no talent..shes going to be a hasbeen in 2 years...I swear
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on July 12, 2008 - 9:05pm.
I just hope you sent them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by mike on July 12, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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Ahaha.
So much for being Christian- on both of their parts. It's not so much that she's ugly (well, this is my opinion-it could change too). She's just so... average looking. Looks like every spoiled, white, rich girl out there. I sort of wish I was the guy who hacked her phone. I would have sold those "worse" pictures in a hot second.
EDIT: Omg, my little sister walked in and I had to switch the screen to a wiki page. I can not bring myself to explain to her that her idol is a Playmate in the making.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 9:03pm
Shit, I was unaware that was a joke. The cops have already been called.
@moonunit..I often wondered the same thing. Michael K..you have a way with words, keep up the great work!
Selena Gomez is way hotter. OMG, I am SO KIDDING. Don't call the cops, please.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
This picture confirms 2 things for me. 1 - she's a slut; 2 - she looks like a beaver.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 12, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Actually, I think that IS A locker room! Look at the soap dispenser on the wall! OMG! Wtf?!
Does the Disney lot have a locker room?
She is such an ugly, ugly girl.
Actually, I think that IS A locker room! Look at the soap dispenser on the wall! OMG! Wtf?!
mike and madam s. I am sorry for dumb ass comments. i was just speaking y mind. If u want I will delete myself from this group. I felt I was home with u. I guess not.
http://www.myspace.com/chirispanks
billy ray cyrus is stooopid. I know no one is shocked by that. but what I mean is people who knew him told me he is dumb. I can't imagine he married a smart woman though I don't really know. but I doubt he passed along all that much brain wattage to miley. and he pranced around in tight acid washed jeans shaking his fanny. he probably thinks these pictures are cute.
More importantly, why is she photographing her wet, T-shirt clad self in a LOCKER ROOM?! Lol. Time to hire a decorator, Miley.
Haha! Her necklace in that last pic says "Nick Jr." Do you think they'll like the plug?
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I hate this kid. I used to feel indifferent and thought she was okay. But, now I just think she is a fucking freak like the rest of them. It's not this picture or the one without her top; it's the one with her father and how chummy they are. She's gross. And so is he. And there is some incest going on in that family! LOL!
a) i feel dirty for looking at those pics, and b) why is it that the religious freaks are always the ones who do the dumbest, most overly-sexual shit?
That last picture reminds me of angel's avie.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 7:54pm.
her parents need to take her phone away.....NOW.
this idiot is going to blow her whole career.....
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I wish! I think this little ho knows EXACTLY what she's doing. She's tryna cross the threshold from Disney kid to Playmate of the Year.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
That's what myspace is for for 15 year olds! The wet T-shirt is a bit much, but she only side-angled it and not full frontal for a bit of wet nipple action. Ugh I sound like such a pedo...I'm SO sorry!
Your face!
I just noticed the um, facial expression in the last picture. wtf?????
her parents need to take her phone away.....NOW.
this idiot is going to blow her whole career.....though it looks like she doesn't mind blowing at all.....
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Remember folks - this is the girl that is "still embarassed" about exposing her back for Vanity Fair. Right.
Why is this bitch famous?! I have ashamedly seen Hannah Montana, and it is weird and annoying, even for Disney. Miley Cyrus is also not cute and talks like she's slightly retarded. Like, ACTUALLY slightly retarded. Go away, please.
Submitted by madam s. on July 12, 2008 - 8:46pm.
She looks like one of the fucking gophers from Caddy Shack.
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Exactly. Can someone please explain how kids are infatuated with this pie-faced, buck-toothed dork? I don't get it. She has just always had that "touch-of Downs-Syndrome" face.
For fucks sake Billy Ray Crappola, step up and take away the computer, phone and camera.
I did.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
PROSTITOT???? OK, that's it, MK, you've done it! I'm buying my wedding dress and you are marrying my tiger ass now!
LMAO! PROSTITOT! We will have many Prostitot tiger cubs together...In fact, I may have been a Prostitot tiger cub...I'll have to check zoo records...Sluttiness varies among species, you know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...