Saturday, July 12th 2008

Hey, At Least She's Wearing A Shirt

Miley, Miley, Miley..... This prostitot is never going to learn. Miley and personal cameras do not go together. So, someone hacked into poor little Miley Cyrus' iPhone and found these old pictures she apparently sent to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Hos. Miley, it's called the delete button. Use it!

Who took the picture of her with "fart lips" in the shower? Today's tweens are so weird. When I was her age we did normal shit like smoke crack, go to sex parties and spend the weekends selling our bodies on the streets. You know, kid stuff.

The guy who hacked Miley claims he found "worse" pictures of her that he's trying to sell. Excuse me while I go and delete all of my nude pictures from my phone. This could take me a while.

Source VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by . on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:49pm.

Fart lips?

rotfl!

Ack. Just pathetic.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:49pm.

can't stand this little bitch! My daughter likes Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato better
Anyways

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:49pm.

Hillbilly in the shower? That's rarer than Bigfoot sightings.

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Submitted by forever.now on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:48pm.

oh... but I am glad she has done something to get herself a thread because I recently had someone defend daddy dum dum to me by likening him to jesus. and by saying billy ray was obvi sooooooo smart because he made all that money and people who aren't so rich can't say anything. previously miley has been defended as well... (cry)

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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:46pm.

She looks like one of the fucking gophers from Caddy Shack.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:45pm.

Well, if Jonas Brothers weren't gay before they saw these, they sure are now.

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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:45pm.

Good Grief! WHY???? Another train wreck in the making.

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Submitted by forever.now on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:45pm.

(sigh) when this girl turns 18 and finds out that disney pimp has been blowing smoke up her ass this whole time and she's not as hot as she thinks she is (and the "i'm just all that" smirk is not helping)... well, it will give us horz something to snark about.

Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 8:42pm.

That's one ugly kid. Typically I'm anti-plastic surgery, but that ho could use a face transplant.

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