Saturday, July 12th 2008
MiserAlba Returns (Sort Of)
Since MiserAlba has given birth to Baby Honor she's been so smiley and cheery. I don't like that shit one bit! The grouchy, cunty, mean ass ho I've come to know and love has been MIA for a while. Well, she was back in Beverly Hills today, sort of.
MiserAlba seemed like her lovely grumpy self while spending some of that baby whorin' money. Things were going swell until MiserAlba's dumb bitch of a friend made her smile and laugh. NO! Why did she have to go and do that?!
I need MiserAlba to snap out of this "happy funk" and go back to being the cranky bitch who covers her face from the paparazzi and sneers at them as she walks by. I miss that bitch!
Wenn
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
she's wearing the scarf to hid her fatter neck and double chin. It's a trick done usually in spring/fall or winter. Never seen it in Summer.
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Does she really not like being hispanic or does she just want people to say, "what a beautiful girl, why is she so unhappy with herself and she should embrace her culture and ethnicity blah blah..." 'cuz you know people do say that. They don't see through the phony bullshit.
There are never any shots of people asking her for an autograph. I guess because nobody ever does. That explains alot.
Alba admitted she was unhappy with the outcome of her latest movie Good Luck Chuck, which was critically panned upon its release late last year.
She said: “It’s p*rn… It wasn’t supposed to be like that.”
Despite being cast in a string of sexy roles, including stripper Nancy Callaghan in Sin City, Alba wants to be remembered for her acting and business skills, instead of her body.
She said: “I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous.
“Contrary to how people may feel, I’ve never used my sexuality. That’s not part of it for me.
http://blog.vh1.com/utag/Personality/jessica-alba/233447/
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I think that she is an attractive woman, but she always have a scowl look on her face.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She's probably miserable because she's FAT! She's rich though so she'll lose the weight in like a month or two...so she should smile at least a little bit for chrissakes!
Your face!
scarves and boots in summertime california?
She has huge thunder thighs now! She can't cover them up with a long flowing dress either! LOL! OMG! And why does her face look so different? Is it because it has baby fat on it now or what? She just ain't hot anymore and that is all she had going for her before!
I can't put my finger on it........but this woman annoys me to no end! WTF!!!!!!!!
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very pretty girl
She could give me that bag.
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?
Those scarves are sold just about everywhere.
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?
Submitted by Le_CUNT on July 12, 2008 - 6:11pm.
why are so many fucking bitches wearing a scarf if it's summertime. i work in downtown manhattan and have to deal with this atrocity on a daily basis.
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Don't ya know? It's called the "summertime scarf" and it's, like, oh my gosh, the coolest thing ever. It's everywhere, from Target to Saks. Get with the times, LC.
Submitted by illuminaupolis on July 12, 2008 - 10:34pm.
At least you know when she smiles it's sincere. Not like that one dude, Mario whatever, with the perma grin. I just wanna knock his teeth in.
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My husband says the exact same thing about Mario Lopez, that he wants to knock his teeth in, lol.
Press Assoc. - 2 hours 33 minutes ago
Angelina Jolie's doctor said that the actress has given birth to a girl and a boy.
(Advertisement)
Dr Michel Sussmann said that Jolie, the babies and Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt, "are doing marvellously well."
Dr Sussmann confirmed a report in the local Nice Matin newspaper that Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Caesarian section on Saturday night.
He said the boy weighed 5lbs 3oz and the girl 5lbs.
Pitt was there during the operation, said the doctor, who delivered the twins at the seaside Lenval hospital in Nice in southern France.
"Everything is going well," said Dr Sussmann. "The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvellously well."
He said the Caesarian was moved forward from its originally planned date "for medical reasons" so that the babies could be born "in the best conditions." He did not give details.
He said Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a few more days.
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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Oh yes, Chris E. The holy ones are here, and we are so not worthy
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Viva La Lohan, is that an exclusive pic of the chosen ones in your avatar?
Who gives a shit that whore queefed something out of her vag.
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mk did you feel that earthquake? brangelina had a boy and a girl
save a heart, break a penis.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 1:42am.
angel you hor! Did ya see the chosen ones have arrived??
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angel you hor! Did ya see the chosen ones have arrived??
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 1:39am.
lmao dreamhypnotique (dunno if I spelled it right). You have been cracking me up all night, so LOL to like your last 12 posts!
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Ditto double Haha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
lmao dreamhypnotique (dunno if I spelled it right). You have been cracking me up all night, so LOL to like your last 12 posts!
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Maybe when she says "It's my color; get your own," it's really just secret, smart-person code for "Honey is the Stupidest Movie Ever."
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Don't be telling me that you gone and moved to Paris when we both know you're in Burbank near the IKEA
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Ay Papi! This is how you leave us?
But we LOVE you!
So mean you are.
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
You know, I liked Dark Angel. I don't think she's exceptionally talented but she's alright. It's good she doesn't walk around with a shit eating grin on her face. At least you know when she smiles it's sincere. Not like that one dude, Mario whatever, with the perma grin. I just wanna knock his teeth in.
Linzee- I have seen this commercial here in Massachusetts, too- she's so confrontational- I'm scared.
Hold me.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Here in C. Rica. MiserAlba has a commercial for Cover girl. such a snob in it "if u want my color get your own". I was like wtf b*tch.. I wanna vomit every time it comes one.
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I think that commercial runs in the States, too, I've seen it. I had the same reaction! LOL, it was annoying...
Submitted by . on July 13, 2008 - 12:21am.
i'm only sympathizing with the plight of the bitch... yeah, is that still on-topic?
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 12, 2008 - 11:54pm.
must be a bitch, being a bitch
ESE, watch it there, buster! I resemble that remark! *sharpens hooves, claws and pocket knives*
can't blame her for being miserable... must be a bitch, being a bitch
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
I could be wrong but that looks like giz on her pants!
We'll give this talentless skank a break..she just popped out her beautiful "brown" baby (Her words..Rumpleskanskton thinks ALL babies are beautiful...and edible). Why do we even talk about this ungrateful non smiling hag? She should be grinnning and skinning every second of the day to US...the ones who "made" her a third rate "star."
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There can be only one Rumpie
radio, UGGS in the summertime is a huge pet peeve of mine.
I have said to girls , "How are you wearing those? I'm sweating, just looking at your feet."
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Methinks someone has a case of pancake neck.
she should be on a desert in that getup. Visiting the shiek in his tent. :>
Did her neck get fat?
Wino is out in crack hot pants and this one is dressed in a mu mu which looks to be rayon, i.e., sweaty ass fabric.
And her "friend" with boots on.
WHERE ARE THESE ASSWIPES?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
What I'd give for a bike messenger to be riding by this bitch and the scarf get stuck in one of the bike spokes. You know those bike bastards don't stop for anything.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 12, 2008 - 7:15pm.
hey radio! I agree about the scarf in summer...wtf?
It's like the dopey chicks who wear boots in July/August, especially in the daytime! Why? It's hot!
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PSLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! xoxoxoxo
I know, I still see girls at school wearing Uggs - sometimes with scarves! UGHHH!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
What's with the scarf? It's July. I would like to strangle her with it.
hey radio! I agree about the scarf in summer...wtf?
It's like the dopey chicks who wear boots in July/August, especially in the daytime! Why? It's hot!
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"Been down one time, been down two times; Never going back again"
- Fleetwood Mac "Never Going Back Again"
Fuck, in those last pictures she looks just like my homegirls in the 63rd street gang. How is she a "move star" again? Seriously, she looks like a chola who forgot to apply her make-up. How men think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, or some shit, is waayyyy beyond me.
There's a chick in one of my classes who wears scarves just like this one every single day to school. I'm like, biatch, it's 90 fucking degrees outside! What's more irrating is that I come in wearing shorts and a tank top, sweating my ass off (and I'm thinner than she is) and she breezes in with her hot-ass scarf as cool as she can be. WTF?!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
goodnight everyone. some of u know where to find me. peace and love!!!
again in the bathroom doing u know what. pass me another beer still.
I say we tar and feather the b!tch who made her laugh . . . for MK's sake.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
DDD, snog? Ha! How about a pipe and a pancake? No? -Bong and a blintz? *chuckle* Good to have ya back, cutie pie! *smooches back*!
Alba's scarf is making my neck itchy just looking at it. <--pathetic attempt to stick to topic but I tried.
vanyvrgs yes she is so special even my keyboard does it by itself. so jeulous. (vomit)Thank you Hp (more eweeeeek)
PERIOD!
Get your hot arse over here and give us a snog!
*smooch*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
A smarter girl would get
That Hollywood's a fickle set.
This aging skank
Better save up the bank
Lest her future at Denny's land her in debt.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 12, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Hey, pretty girl! Where the heckies have you been? Some of us were about to put an APB out for your MIA ass! *sniff*
Alba selling make-up is like a pig selling perfume. Nooooooooo spankkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuu. Her dress is rather pretty and baby blue is one of my favorite colors.