Sunday, July 13th 2008

A-Rod Isn't Laughing

A few douchebag Toronto Blue Jays fans decided to poke fun at A-Rod by displaying pictures of Vadge in the front row during yesterday's game. That dude in the orange hat is totally saying, "Ooooh A-Rod. It's me Vadge. Kiss my buff bagina. Will ya?" Unfortunately, A-Rod was not amused.

Those dudes needed to take their mocking to the next level. They should have brought pictures of C-Rod and A-Rod's other hos too. Better yet, they should have dressed in drag. Actually, they don't have the biceps to pull it off. That being said, I'd still hit dude in the orange hat. He would probably hold on to his beer while hittin' from the back. Swoooooon.

According to Deadspin, A-Rod still managed to collect one of the Yankees' two hits. Whatever that means.

AP

Posted by: Michael K


Stowe's picture

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

What did he expect??
It's friggin' MADONNA!
Did he think, no one would notice his late night visits?
Her career isn't on the line. His is. Everyone is now scrutinizing his professional athletic performance, with the fiasco. How much pressure is that?
Madonna, on the other hand, won't have a dent in her well-oiled corporation, and current tour.
Made a great "boy toy".

AHAHAHAHA!!! That main pic is totally hilarious!
The look on A-Hole's face is priceless!

Toronto douchebags at their finest and doing us proud!

Mickey Anonymouse's picture

That's kind of totally fucking hilarious.

Of course I'm drunk, so my perception of what is funny might be off.

Youri's picture

He probably makes a gazillion a month so if I was him I would not give a shit. I would point and laugh at them.

Daniee's picture

LMFAO!!

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by jussayin on July 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.

As a New Yorker I say to all y'all anti Yankees...eat a dick, bitches!
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I see dick-eating's working for A-Rod, so OK

(too easy)

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As a New Yorker I say to all y'all anti Yankees...eat a dick, bitches!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by super-ette on July 13, 2008 - 12:40pm.

I LOVE IT.

Proud Red Sox fan here. Boston fans really need to up the ante and get some Madonna costumes going on at Fenway next week when they play NY here.

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May I humbly suggest good Bostonians patronize their friendly neighborhood or internet sex shops and stock up on blond blow-up dolls on which to draw thick arm veins?

Fans can toss the dolls volleyball-style -- MUCH funner than doing the wave.

Leatherette's picture

Good. This roidal cartoon character has it coming for sucking up to that veiny suck hole.

Margo's picture

A Rod was thinking "I'm rich, no worries". This is only the tip of the iceburg. Trust.

Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

ROFLMFAO

You know he wanted to just go over and slug 'em all....and he couldn't do a damn thing.

cheating piece of sack shit..
anyway..Alex...call me..Rumpleskankton 897488919874798745-987345898-85878947-1878971987-1847617647187645870-7678346871987401-7

Sorry...the numbers are pretty long in the Hinterland..
oh, and I'm a little troll with bleached blond fraggle hair and buff arms....just your type
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LMAO! That main picture is priceless! That's what you get for being a cheating douche, A Rod. You get humiliated in public! Hahahaha!
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Justina's picture

What a line-up of DOUCHES!!!! This is really funny though. I lol'd.

PUNKT!

LOL. Sorry but this stupid shit just made me laugh out loud. Yeah, yeah so sue me.

gucci's picture

the guys fond of old whores what can i say?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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sexy's picture

Homeplate isssss owned.

ha..!!!!!!!!

nothin like a little jab to get the game started. or ending. or.

almostfamous88's picture

Yankee fan all the way but he's gonna have to take it like a man b/c he did it to himself...Mr 35 million a year better suck it up and play

MacKoroni's picture

....why would Boston red sox fans be watching a yankees vs jays game? Jays vs the Sox maybe, but not the jays vs the yankees. Those are also season ticket holder seats or corporate seats. If they are season seats I don't see those schlubs paying $250+ per seat from a scalper.

MacKoroni's picture

lol man that's good! Go Jays! Home town fans make me proud.

Nanners's picture

GO JAYS GO!!

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Submitted by angel_i on July 13, 2008 - 12:55pm.

For reals. His "sensitivity" to the issue doesn't do much to dispel those rumors he was banging her.

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It's really not a good sign that it bothers him so much.
Put it in a bubble and blow it away, dude.

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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Submitted by angel_i on July 13, 2008 - 9:50am.

He's a sultry, artsy, lover-man.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 12:47pm.

Hit him where it hurts: Lenny Kravitz pix.
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How the hell does he fit into that group of muscle junkies, exactly...? He's buff...but still kinda scrawny....and so,...artsy,...

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 13, 2008 - 12:42pm.

I still refuse to believe they're Canadian. MUST be Red Sox fans visiting Toronto.
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You know, you're probably right because, actually, everyone in Toronto wants to be from New York - so, yeah, it doesn't really make sense.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.

Hit him where it hurts: Lenny Kravitz pix.

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

That last pic shows us what A-Rod would look like bald.

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I still refuse to believe they're Canadian. MUST be Red Sox fans visiting Toronto.

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super-ette's picture

I LOVE IT.

Proud Red Sox fan here. Boston fans really need to up the ante and get some Madonna costumes going on at Fenway next week when they play NY here.

I can't stand this preening, self-absorbed diva.

JERK.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

joanne's picture

Maybe now he will start being discreet or faithful to his wife and kids.

madam s.'s picture

I like how the bald guy closest to A-Rod looks a little uncomfortable being involved seeing how he is the main one in punching range.

TheBreakdown's picture

If they really wanted to get his goat, they'd have posted pics of the trannies he's popped.

This is the new celebrity taunt...and I love it!

www.myspace.com/triston

raches's picture

Neve have been so proud to be a Torontonian!!!

Zedrie's picture

Hahaha! That's pretty damn funny!
And I do believe dude with orange hat is my cousin.

Kaylee's picture

That is so wrong and so funny.

littlechrissy's picture

here it is ...our message to each other ...we said it would be a "vadge" posting....
PS
Michael K RULES!!!!!!!!!!

fuzzyslippers's picture

*sigh* I too would totally tap the guy in the orange hat.

Then again, I haven't had a decent lay in about 10,000 years, so what the fuck do I know?

"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"

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I remember when the sausage mascot got knocked around- that was fucked up!

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Deb: I found the Sausage Gate vid:
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 13, 2008 - 11:31am.
The world has become a very mean place.
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Fatty Arbuckle would have agreed with you...80 years ago.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 8:13am.

Remember that player who got suspended for hitting the sausage mascot with a bat and knocking her over?

I couldn't find that vid but here's the UO Duck mascot beating up the Houston Cougar (go, Houston, eh?):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zY0B8qtUF8o

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The world has become a very mean place...

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Tyranny's picture

oh they get better- even memaw in pic two, bottom right is having a giggle. And then blondy in pic three giving him daggers. Hilarious!

Tyranny's picture

These are just full of hilarity. Them yucking it up in the first shots, then pics 3 and 4,when a-rod looks directly at them- their faces "I dunno man, maybe we went to far, he looks pretty pissed..." Pic 5, after he's gone out to bat or whatever, they're yucking it up again. Then the last one = priceless.

DebFrmHell's picture

I love baseball. I can die happy on a baseball thread...

I ((heart)) you MK for this...

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

That is so funny. Look at his face.

mike's picture

The best, best, best song about baseball (or at least song with a whole lot of allusions involving baseball): Piazza, New York Catcher by Belle and Sebastian.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 10:07am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 7:41am.
For real, Debs?

HAHAHAHA, j/k!
True story. At Candlestick we used to have a crab for a mascot. Everyone hated the Crab. Little kids would run up and kick said crab in the shins. Very funny. Until one day when the crab looked at one of the trainers for the team and asked "Do you think anyone has a gun out there?"

Powers to be decided that we did not need a mascot after all and in celebration they handed out those little crab cups you get down in the wharf.

I hate Lou Seal.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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