Sunday, July 13th 2008

A-Rod Isn't Laughing

A few douchebag Toronto Blue Jays fans decided to poke fun at A-Rod by displaying pictures of Vadge in the front row during yesterday's game. That dude in the orange hat is totally saying, "Ooooh A-Rod. It's me Vadge. Kiss my buff bagina. Will ya?" Unfortunately, A-Rod was not amused.

Those dudes needed to take their mocking to the next level. They should have brought pictures of C-Rod and A-Rod's other hos too. Better yet, they should have dressed in drag. Actually, they don't have the biceps to pull it off. That being said, I'd still hit dude in the orange hat. He would probably hold on to his beer while hittin' from the back. Swoooooon.

According to Deadspin, A-Rod still managed to collect one of the Yankees' two hits. Whatever that means.

AP

Posted by: Michael K


This is too funny. My fave is the guy with the Madonna mask on and the "Hit one for me" sign. LOL

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 7:41am.
Actually, it was in San Francisco, at Candlestick, and the air temp was 40...and they were playing the Dodgers.

For real, Debs? I never know when you're kidding (the twins weren't platypussies, right?). If the baseball tale is real, do you have a link?

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This whole "A-Rod" (god, that sounds stupid) and Madonna thing is really pretty dull.

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Even though I am a native Bostonian and a die-hard Red Sox fan, which naturally means I am a Yankees hater, I don't like this happening.

I wouldn't want someone making a joke out of my personal pain (I know, why the hell am I a d-lister then?) in a public setting like that.

That's like someone coming to your job and harrassing you about your personal life. Heckle him a little if you see him on the street, but leave him alone when he is trying to do his job.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 10:36am.

pork rinds and hard liquor deal... when that happens, i'll buy your ticket!

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 9:36am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 13, 2008 - 7:32am.

There's a baseball rumor, which I've never seen confirmed, that at some point in the 40s, a team combined free mini-bat night with 10-cent beer night.
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Actually, it was in San Francisco, at Candlestick, and the air temp was 40...and they were playing the Dodgers. Good Times.

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I find it kinda sad.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 13, 2008 - 7:32am.

There's a baseball rumor, which I've never seen confirmed, that at some point in the 40s, a team combined free mini-bat night with 10-cent beer night.

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bwahahahah
that's fucking beautiful. wish I'd been there.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 10:29am.

it could be a deal!.. buy two, get a free hotdog!... marketing, it's all about marketing

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sports fans are obnoxious.

i remember a few years back some basketball "fans" caught a serious beatdown from the players after throwing stuff on the court.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 13, 2008 - 7:25am.
couldn't they just throw batteries at him like the good old days?

Wasn't that home games only? I recall AA and AAA batteries being on sale on sidewalks around the ballpark the afternoon of a game.

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Submitted by DeeDee on July 13, 2008 - 10:20am.
Good morning ESE!

hi, sweetie!... your morning, my continuation of night.. same thing!

OT: couldn't they just throw batteries at him like the good old days?

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Good morning ESE!

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This is too funny. I love it that everyone is laughing at A-Rod's discomfort.

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Thanks Michael k, I needed that, warded off a disaster you did, laughed so hard that I am having chest pains. How much do I owe you? I wish I was there, i'd love to die laughing like a hyena

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Mani,
The Yankees are now slightly over the 500 mark. (.532) for the season. So, yes. It was a HUGE help.

Maybe the Rod should tie a red string around his bat, too. Diva.

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Madonna will do anything to have her picture in the news!
Can you imagine sexytimes between her and A-Rod?

"God, I'm hot!"
"God, I'M hot!"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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They must be Dmitri's friends.

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July 13 (Bloomberg) -- Alex Rodriguez hit his 537th home run, passing Mickey Mantle for 13th place on Major League Baseball's career list, as the New York Yankees beat the Blue Jays 9-4 at Rogers Centre in Toronto yesterday.

Maybe it helped him!

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Wouldn't Lenny Kravitz pix have messed with his head even more?

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I hope someone serenaded him with "Lucky Star".

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Submitted by DeeDee on July 13, 2008 - 9:51am.
*in my Nelson Muntz voice* HaHa!

simple yet beautiful... i love it!

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LOL! And Mr. President going on at me about how polite Canadians are. We are so very polite. That's what I told him.

And original too!

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Even though I'm in Ney York and a Yankee fan, this IS really funny.

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*in my Nelson Muntz voice* HaHa!

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HAHA, angel. I posted that before I even read your comment. Am I that predictable? Surely they must be Red Sox fans who drove in for the day.

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Yay, Canada. You know A-Rod must be a total ass when even the CANADIANS are pulling this shit. Love it.

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That last pic is PRICELESS! hahaha.

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some people are really ignorant....

especially men!

with beer!!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

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BWAH!!!
**falls of chair laughing so hard**

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that's really mean and funny. :)

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I spit out my coffee...
bwahahahahahahahaha......

*snort* this shit is funny!

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