Sunday, July 13th 2008
The Subway Stripper
This is the Subway Goddess of Chile and she's one brave bitch. Homegirl entertains commuters by stripping and bumping her shit on the subway pole. I hope she has all her shots, because I can barely look at a subway pole without feeling like I've just got caught some jungle disease.
I mean, the bitch rubs her coochie on that thing! Her vagina is like a petri dish. She probably wonders why her chocha has fungus growning on it. Bitch, it's because you rub it on a pole that hasn't been cleaned since the beginning of time!
Apparently, the cops weren't feeling the sexy and she was arrested. They better have taken her ass to the nearest free clinic. Her vagina needs to soak overnight in bleach water.
VIA Gawker
I think she has a future in London on the District & Circle line, the DLR, but that would be about it. Rest of the tube trains are crowded and too small for her to strut her stuff. We need more public transport entertainment like this beyond people picking their noses!
And for everyone concerned about germs on trains, grow up. If you are so OCD, get one of those hand-santizer things. Computer keyboards are far dirtier than what you are exposed to on public transport.
OMG has she been heard from since being bundled into that ... um ...police van? I have a feeling she said hello to someone's little friend in the jungle.
She is not cute
It was. I think I need some kind of counseling.
On topic: Stripper Ho has no hips.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 14, 2008 - 6:40am.
Mariah Carey has done a truly shitastic cover of Journey's "Open Arms".
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Wow. Now that's gotta be some kinda painful.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't wanna on top of your list, Monopoly and properly kissed...
Karm
Meh. I wouldn't call her hot slut material. Yes, too obvious, but also the fact that she doesn't really seem all that interesting. Plain face, plain body, looks like she's doing this just to get some attention. There are so many bigger and better attention whores.
On a totally unrelated note, judging by what's playing in the internet cafe where I'm sitting right now, Mariah Carey has done a truly shitastic cover of Journey's "Open Arms".
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May.
Krislally, you're so damn conservative, you give Chileans a bad name! Strippers save lives!
She's actually a very good pole dancer/straddler, I must say. I'm very impressed! She deserves the hot slut of the month, but it's a little too obvious, I suppose. And yes, it's effin' gross that she rubs her chocha all over the pole, I'm sure many a drug addict/pedo has licked that pole a thousand times over. NASTY!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 13, 2008 - 7:36am.
this is just nasty!
Gas is so expensive now people are using public transportation here- in LOS ANGELES (unheard of before this year)
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Girl, you're from L.A.? I didn't know that...so am I! (Although I've been in SD for 5 years now). What general - very general - area? Do you ever get down to SD? We should get together sometime!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Who doesn't need a little stripper action on your morning commute? I mean, I know I've been bored as hell on MARTA (it's SMARTA) in the ol' ATL, reading the AJ&C, snacking on my Yoplait, thinking..."this commute would be a lot more pleasant with a stripper here...", but no...No strippers on my morning commute...and I mean, WTF??? What up wi' dat?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I've got a filthy pole she can spin on.
Again.
Say it like you mean it, krislally! You go girl!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
WHO EVER SAYS THIS IS ART CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. I LIVE IN SANTIAGO AND I HAVE TO USE THOSE POLES TO HOLD MYSELF UP ON THOSE SHITTY METRO CARS. AS IF I REALLY ENJOY COOCH JUICE ON MY HAND AS I GET OFF THE METRO. BAD SPORTS MY ASS. THOSE COPS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEEP ORDER IN THIS CITY.
Girl I'll House You
Girl I'll House You
Girl I'll House You
You're in my hut now...
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
As she is dancing on the pole, I can hear The Jungle Brothers song "Girl I'll House You" playing in my head.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Can someone say "starving for attention?"
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
The recent Discover magazine had an article on bacteria and other nasties on subway poles. I learned that they are relatively clean compared to the worst offender - public drinking fountains. All sorts of eww on those.
Ugh. It's when she flops on the floor that grosses me out. That pole is sterile compared to what is under foot.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
i hope she cleans the pole before she gets on it :(
My kids always want to fling and twirl themselves around the subway poles, too. But I make them stop.
Also: There are lots of germs on subway poles, but as long as you wash your hands when you get to your destination and you don't touch any of your orifices before you wash, you'll be fine. Besides, exposure to germs makes your immune system stronger!
I predict big things for her in the future. She'll be mid-shift at the Spearmint Rhino in no time. Keep your head up, honey. Today Chile, tomorrow, Rialto!
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Don't be telling me that you gone and moved to Paris when we both know you're in Burbank near the IKEA
Wow. If this was American News there would be lights flashing everywhere and cheesy backdrops and running head lines, interviews with the subway garbage collectors and that announcer would have been a whole lot louder. That guy actually made the whole thing sound kinda boring.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Subway Ho needs to sit her snatch in a bucket of Clorox and queef it up.
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Yes Sheeps, Chestica and Tony went to Sagebrush for a Romantical pre-birthday dinner.....she was wearing her dress and cowboy boots of course...
OOOH! Zimas! I'm so there!
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"They think that I got no respect, but everything means less than zero"
- Elvis Costello
This is why I won't ride the subway without blinders.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 13, 2008 - 9:10am.
*busted* *pre-ordering two Zimas*
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by Farrah on July 13, 2008 - 9:08am.
I didn't see that news about Chestica, but she used to live right down the street. I figure the tequila and jalapenos kill all bacteria.
I looked up the slang "cucufato." It may be rude to say but that word perfectly captures the idea of a hypocritical prude!
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Farrah, there is no one I would rather share E-Coli with, than my favorite Chilean Jewess.....you think Sheeps can keep us off the tables? What am I saying? he'll be sitting right there, looking up our skirts!
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"They think that I got no respect, but everything means less than zero"
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 11:57am
I'm still waiting for our margies at the Sagebrush... Chile sounds like fun!
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speaking of bacteria and the Sagebrush... wasn't that disgusting ho Chestica Simpson and her rent-a-BF there the other night?? Hazmat team needs to check that place! how am i supposed to sip my delicious margies where those nasty ass boots have been? yuk! Calabasas used to be such a safe place from wannabee's bacteria...
hey, PSL! hope you're up for bacteria ridden mariges at the Sagebrush! if i'm gonna get e-choli, i want all my buddies to get it, heheh!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by Farrah on July 13, 2008 - 8:31am.
I'm still waiting for our margies at the Sagebrush... Chile sounds like fun! Bacteria can't survive on cold, dry surfaces. Maybe wear some light gloves?
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
this is just nasty!
Gas is so expensive now people are using public transportation here- in LOS ANGELES (unheard of before this year)
Hey Farrah!
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"They think that I got no respect, but everything means less than zero"
- Elvis Costello
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 11:20am.
Hey Farrah! You're back home?
hi Sheeps! long time no see! yes, i'm back home :(
not for long, tho.
i'm glad i don't need to use the public transportation. The subway cars get so crowded, poor people, but chu know, this crappy goverment decided to make their lives extra miserable by changing the public transportation sistem and keeping some good cash in their corrupted pockets.
You should have seen when he had "Baby Vamp" a bitch that walked around completely naked getting into the subway and buses. Klassy.
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Hey Farrah! You're back home? I don't want a stripper in my subway car but it's funny that she took a risk like that.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
ok, this is it. Now i HAVE to move.
First la Pequeña and now this ho. I think MK would really love life here. He can move to my house, i'll move to his place.
DEAL
and Tinkuy... WTF is that supposed to mean? i hope you know enough of us Chilenos for you to know we don't use that word. Enlighten me with your knowledge, please.UGH
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by Sensimina on July 13, 2008 - 10:18am.
There's only one goddess in Chile, and she is pushing 2 feet tall and has a hot bitch boyfriend named Machine. The end.
Word! Finally Sensima and I agree on something.
Do you know how much Purell I would carry in my purse if I rode the subway? A gallon of that shit!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 13, 2008 - 10:56am.
with the price of gas, now the trains are extra crowded in boston too...
i usually have to touch the poles and the minute i get to work and home i wash the hell outta my hands...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by DevilDog on July 13, 2008 - 10:52am.
Her moves are nothing compared to this woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6KnUW9N3Zo
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I can't believe there's a pole dancing competition! LOL! The people in the background were clapping politely like it was the Olympics or something. I can't imagine watching someone spread their vagina that much with a straight face.
I have to say that the woman in the video was in fabulous shape and did things to a pole I didn't think possible!
Submitted by letinstar on July 13, 2008 - 10:42am.
Hahaha.
The NY subway is usually so crowded that if she was to do this in NY one of her fuck-me pumps would have probaly knocked someone out.
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Her moves are nothing compared to this woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6KnUW9N3Zo
i take the train and bus everyday to work...the trains are always dirty looking and i just make my self sick when i think about all the dirty hands that touch the poles...it appears the trains in chile are alot more clean then what i'm used to, but it's still ruined by the fact that subway goddess' crotch has made contact with the poles...ewww
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 10:37am.
Thanks Deb.
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Submitted by Manimal5
Last I heard she was making due on the Houston Transit system...lol.
((Actually talked to her the other day. She is very busy with the kids being out of school. I believe she is ready for them to go back yesterday.))
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
chilenos cucufatos
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 10:17am.
I don't know why this post reminds me but have you seen Nitwitty lately?
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fun.
she's good on the pole.
very nice subway system, clean looking.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 13, 2008 - 10:17am.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!.. that's all i got!... HAHAHAHAHA!
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Learn to see them before we're too old.
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There's only one goddess in Chile, and she is pushing 2 feet tall and has a hot bitch boyfriend named Machine. The end.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 13, 2008 - 9:13am.
i'm all for this kind of shameless behavior, what's a pole without a stripper?
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Ashton Kutcher?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.