Sunday, July 13th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Week: Irv Richards

Birthday: ?
Age: Pepaw age
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: July 11, 2008
Claim to Fame: Father of Denise Richards and the breakout star of her reality crap show "Denise Richards: It's Complicated." He also used to work for the telephone company, so he gets extra points for that. Why does he get extra points? I don't know why, he just does.

Where is he now? Probably taking a nap. Pepaws are always taking naps.

Why is he HS of the Week? Irv is the only reason to watch Denise's show. He sort of reminds me of Mister. Rogers. Every time Denise tells him something that might shock him, his response is usually, "Oh boy" or "Oh gosh!" I'm waiting for him to say, "Cheese and crackers!"

Below is a clip of Irv getting waxed, spray-tanned and groomed for an event. The shit he goes through for his hooker daughter.





jammer's picture

Irv is totally a SILVER FOX!!!!

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King_Sado's picture

why is that girl talking like a camp gay man!?!?

Aunt Bea's picture

She's an overrated twat and he's an asshat

Lohohater's picture

I do agree. Irv is a badass.

meadowgirl's picture

he's awesome and i have a lot more respect for her than i did before this show aired. Irv makes that show!!!

he better make Hot Slut of the Month...or i'm going to kick someone in the face with my chonkla!

Kandykane's picture

I like Denise Richards. She has a great attitude despite the fact that she married a sex addicted scumbag. She has an excellent relationship with her father and that says a lot. I wish I had a dad like Irv. Seriously. My dad beat the hell out of us and didn't appreciate what he had. Consequently I don't even talk to him any more. Asshole.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 13, 2008 - 3:30pm.

That's not what LUCY said. She said you want to kiss him and have babies with him.

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Well, a little over-the-sweater action would be okay....

Stowe's picture

This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?

Me Wants Your Cookie's picture

AND, he's in shape for his age!!!

Me Wants Your Cookie's picture

There's a peepaw I'd definitely hit!

Love hair on the front (hell, I'm cool with it on the back too) but u gotta do the ears, nostrils and unibrow!

Sorry, a girl's (big giggle) gotta have their limits!

paris herpes's picture

That stupid bitch is not even FIT enough for Shape, what a crock of shit! She needs to do something about that weird looking lipo'd belly of hers first! I feel terrible for her dad too, he's just this plain ol' pepaw who helps his dumb whore of a daughter with her kids and she makes him get his eyebrows waxed and then the fucking spray-tanned b.s....it's just way too much...I already hate her enough as is, but this is way too retarded for me to even comprehend!

Your face!

Albatross's picture

I feel so bad for him, having that whore as a daughter.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 13, 2008 - 3:30pm.

That's not what LUCY said. She said you want to kiss him and have babies with him.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 11:00am.

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 13, 2008 - 8:57am.
*singsong* GIG's got a BOYfriend...

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Shaddup! I only like him as a friend!!!

*Blush*

*Runs from the school-yard*

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xultar's picture

I agree. Irv is da'bomb.

Irv for HS of the month. I'm down with that.

Justina's picture

IRV RICHARDS FOR HS OF THE MONTH!

TT99's picture

TT99 Loves the Irv, Hates the Denise.
Irv=HSOTY
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AntBee's picture

I really dig his mid-western accent. He's kinda hot, too! I'd do him!

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

Migraineuse's picture

I feel for the poor clueless pepaw. His daughter is the Whore of Babylon. Fucking useless skank biscuit.

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ethang's picture

Irv is awesome. The coolest guy around. Denise is not bad. She's just the kind of gal who doesn't take shit from anyone.

Cupid's picture

What exactly is pepaw age?

pixiestix's picture

TEAM IRV all the way!

I vote him for Hot Slut of the Year! He is a hottie in his peepaw undies!

Mawy's picture

I love me some Irv. He's a sweety. Denise on the other hand....BTW, her conservative look is ultra tacky. She coulda done conservative way better than that.
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Justina's picture

Charlie Sheen can go to hell for talking smack about Irv!

TEAM IRV!

dreamhypnotique's picture

He seems like the kind of dad who would come drive out to the middle of nowhere at 3:00am to pick you up, and you feel like shit for not calling home and for worrying the hell out of him, and he just holds you while you cry and he doesn't say a word.

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Justina's picture

Irv up against Rojo Caliente for Hot Slut of the Year would be the battle of the century!

Le_CUNT's picture

i've seen the show..he seems like a real good guy.

Kitten's picture

I have seen the show. He seems like a truly genuine guy. She seemed to have 2 decent parents, but, got ruined by Hollywood. Otherwise, might have stood a chance of turning out OK. The show is fairly entertaining but shame on her for having the kids be any part of it.

He's kinda cute but must keep the chest waxed and hair dyed. I like the show, over-all.

angel_i's picture

Good God! She's so horrid! What a W-H-O-R-E!
Her Dad's hot. I'd hit it. Especially now that she's waxed off his ear hair:) But I liked him salt n' pepper just fine.

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madam s.'s picture

I can't believe I just watched that whole clip. She is more shrill and stupid than I could have ever imagined and her father is absolutely adorable. I feel badly for him, because he seems the type that won't take the proper stand against his daughter and move on with his own life. She's just awful.

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God bless him, he must have the patience of a saint. Team Irv.

Did you see her parents house?! What the heck did he do to earn enough to afford that mini mansion?
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Love him. He's adorable.

TheBreakdown's picture

He seems like a good Daddy. But Denise?

EXTREMELY late abortion is not out of the question.

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luscious_t's picture

That clip is the highlight of her show altogether and was the prompt for me to suggest him as a HSOTD. I think we may have found July's HS, too! :D

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Lexi-J's picture

Don't really like the show..don't like her at all...but he is a sweet pea. He is the only good thing about her show.

soul's picture

hot dad. :)

Sheeps's picture

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 13, 2008 - 8:57am.
*singsong* GIG's got a BOYfriend...

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Hysteria's picture

Hairy, big nostils, related to Denise "Cast Iron" (haha!) bitch. Uck.

Green Is Good's picture

Sorry for the 3X post, but Irv is the HOTTEST Pepaw ever.

Denise is still effing annoying.

TEAM IRV!

Green Is Good's picture

Sorry for the double-post, but did I mensch Irv is very cute?

Too bad bad his daughter is an annoying twat. But then we never would have discovered the hotness of Irv.

The sacrifice! *Dramatic swoon!*

Green Is Good's picture

Call me crazy, but I find myself very attracted to him.

The only problem is if I tempted him with my inadequate whiles, his cunt-daughter would be MY step-daughter!

Poor guy. He'll never remarry with a cast-iron bitch like Denise.

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Parker's picture

Irv is a good sport. I know my dad wouldn't put up with that shit! lol If I wanted to treat him, it would have to be a fishing trip to Canada, not a spray tan/wax makeover. And it would probably be about the same price...
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Tyranny's picture

He's delightful :)

Kaylee's picture

Dad's tighty whitey is turning me on.... Not!

I haven't watched this show yet but this clip made me think I just might stop and check it out when I am channel surfing with nothing to do.

Denise's father was such a good sport and it is clear that Denise loves him very much. Very close family and still reeling from the death of the Mom.

Statler and Waldorf's picture

*sniff* Why is she doing that to her poor father? Fathers should not have to endure that pansy crap if they don't want to, which he clearly didn't.

I used to reserve my opinion of Denise because I really loathe Charlie Sheen, but after seeing these clips, she seems like a real little snot.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Her dad is such a nice guy. I guess that's good for her daughters since their parents are both whackjobs.

Vabrownid1's picture

What a great Dad!

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

Her dad seems really cool and sweet.

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