Beauty And The Beast
Don't even fucking ask which is the beauty and which is the beast. Don't! If you don't know, then you need to immediately stick your head in a dirty toilet as punishment. The Empress of Lucite has no business cavorting with peons like Christian Audigier. The douche is from fucking Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy! If Shauna Sand did go poo poo, she would use his clothes to wipe her extremely elegant ass with.
I mean, look at her! It's like looking at a one-of-a-kind Waterford crystal goblet next to a plastic cup from Big Lots. She should be dining with royalty, not smoking on the streets with commoners. At least she's wearing her exquisite lucite heels. If only I could be one of her exquisite lucite heels for just one day. It would make everything so...clear.
Anyway, Shauna Sand partied with peasants at STK last night. Margaret Cho was there with La Pequena. Okay, that's not La Pequena. It's Selena Luna, but they are probably separated at birth.
The Piv in a v-neck and Sean Penn also showed up. Those two probably fought over which one of them was going to suck on Shauna's scrumptious toes. Her toe jam is probably like fine pate.
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She looks like a man with a ton of makeup on and a horse tail of a weave!! Her head is HUUUUGE!! How can that skinny little neck of hers, support such a big melon? OMG...she looks freakish
Godammit. Every fucking pic I see of Shauna Sand seems to have been taken less than a mile from my house. How do I keep missing her?!
Okay, okay. I do have one little snap of me and my man with her and Lorenzo from a few years back, but it was taken before she started her fabulously meth-y makeover program and she was actually still pretty hot. (Lorenzo, on the other hand, was a randy DOG who grabbed my waist hard enough to hurt. We got the unmistakable impression that he was lookin' to...um...swang. So we ran. LOL!)
Kiss,
Fifi
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WOW! She does look like La Pequena!
AMAZING!!!!
Submitted by paris herpes on July 13, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Cho's face has gotten really...uh...fat? I love her, but she has a double chin! It's weird because she looks like she's gained weight but mostly in her face.
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The sad thing is that I had second row for her stand up and she is TINY in person, body-wise. Her face is still very full. She's not skeletal by any means, but she is not fat either.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
that wax nutter was on TMZ telling cameramen that her great, great grandfather was the king of Norway and that she's never ever had plastic surgery except on her breasts.
We don't expect you to care, we just expect you to mock in a hopefully entertaining way.
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Who fuckin cares about this waste of space. Not entertaining, she is fug bitch who does nothing why the hell should I care?!?
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 14, 2008 - 7:23am.
I just realized Shauna has nipples the size of lemon slices http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/shauna-sand-nip-slip/
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That made me wince. And in the face on thumb you can actually see how thick (ugh!) it is through her shirt. That's gotta be some kinda disease - letting people take hatchets to you like that.
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I just realized Shauna has nipples the size of lemon slices http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/shauna-sand-nip-slip/
That's sort of big.
O, I see. Ed Hardy is the Anti-Christ. Why didntcha just say so!?
http://www.donedhardy.com/
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Can bulimics make poo poo?
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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AW SHIT it's the Piv in a v-neck t-shirt! How is he NOT gay?! He must be so hidden in the closet, he's buried his dick under the pile of Viagra he has hidden in there as well. What a famewhore! (Ok, I absolutely LOVE HIM in Entourage but I think he's a total douchebag!)
Your face!
Cho's face has gotten really...uh...fat? I love her, but she has a double chin! It's weird because she looks like she's gained weight but mostly in her face. And that outfit is really unflattering. Shauna Sand is CLASS!
Your face!
I was at TJ Maxx yesterday looking at tank tops and I saw a Ed Hardy tank for 40 bucks! It's original price tag was over $100. It was a silly looking cheetah and some other crap. It felt really cheap too.
The man and the woman(?) in the main picture look like that weird couple you see at 9:30am at Trader Joe's, dressed like they're about to go night clubbing and for whatever reason they're buying lots of microwavable fish portions and dog shampoo.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by Sayonara on July 13, 2008 - 6:52pm.
I went shopping at two malls today, and the Ed Hardy line was everywhere (well except at the dollar store). It was overkill!
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Don't fret, it'll be there soon.
Margaret Cho has the freakiest little pinkies I've ever seen. She must be more highly evolved than the rest of us because her pinkies are disappearing. Do a piece on Margaret Cho's fingers and Katie Holmes' toes...pleeeeeeease!
"If only I could be one of her exquisite lucite heels for just one day. It would make everything so...clear."
lol - I forsee a lot of mileage out of this blob of plastic, lucite and silicon...
I thought the Piv's time was up. People still take his picture?
I think I would rather stay home and pick lint out of my ass than "party" with this ragtag assortment of losers.
what an eclectic mix of nobodies, hasbeens and losers...the only one who's missing here is phoebe price...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Tiger and PSL: That's his own website and it still sounds strained and unattractive. As a few people said, you see a lot of *cough* old dudes wearing it.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Old dudes? Oh, Jebus...how sad! No wonder they want the 45 year old teenaged slut...er, I mean goddess, that is Shauna Sand to be involved in this mess...Seriously? Sad...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger and PSL: That's his own website and it still sounds strained and unattractive. As a few people said, you see a lot of *cough* old dudes wearing it.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 13, 2008 - 8:00pm.
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So he specializes in skank/ghetto/whore wear?
Yeah, like I said before...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sheeps:
meh. I still say Ed Hardy Clothing is ugly as sin, and his other line is not much better- I don't care who is wearing it.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
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Christian Audigier is not resting. His charismatic and colorful approach to fashion, fueled by Christian's ebullient promotional strategy, allowed him to elevate the tattoo art of Don Hardy and create Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier, one of the hottest new brands worn by celebrities and by the world. Stepping up the pace, he rolled out his eponymous street wear line, Christian Audigier, reflecting Christian's French-California perspective and drawing inspiration from his every day lifestyle influenced by rock & roll and glam on the streets of Los Angeles.
Christian Audigier continues to dress the best of film, TV, sports and music. His following includes Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, Mickey Rourke, Paris Hilton, Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, Usher, Marilyn Manson, Madonna, Shakira, Ciara, Heidi Klum, T.I. & Jaime Foxx.
One of my clothing lines caters to this crowd.I met Shauna in Vegas @ some club once.She was with some other similarly "elegant" clone.I gave 'em some samples.I've done the same with Paris...Miseralba...KK...Jenna.No matter what I think of their universe-I recognize their power as walking billboards.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 13, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Ed Hardy is whack ass clothing. That shit is so over they couldn't sell it in a TJ Max in Eastern Europe.
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BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, so true...Yeah, you know when Tyra Banks features that shit on her show several seasons ago that the nail in the coffin ain't only there, but rusty as hell...
Ha! Bitch picking up some street shit now...I mean, elegant and lady-like street shit...no, poop, street poop...Shauna is above all that...
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 13, 2008 - 8:33pm.
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The design theme is: ROCKER/TRAILER PARK ROYALTY.
They all tatt up.He hit it dead on.Actually CHROME HEARTS was there first.Talk about wildly expensive DOUCHE WEAR...CH thinks nothing of tappin' that wallet 2grand for some sunglasses.Or 3notes for a skull cap.
Ed Hardy is whack ass clothing. That shit is so over they couldn't sell it in a TJ Max in Eastern Europe.
By the way MK..."THE PIV" is not wearing a v-neck.
He's wearing a D-NECK.(douchebag) It's cut lower than the traditional "V".At least he wore the understated plain black one to dinner...and left the DRAGON & SKULLS patterned one in the car for clubbing later.
How come all of Ed Hardy's designs look like photos of the front windows at a tattoo parlor in the ghetto?
Anyway one time there was this old man walking in front of me all decked out in young people's clothes and he had this desperate Ed Hardy hoodie on. I would have sworn he was a young man but he was all bowlegged and bald and kept calling everyone "Sonny".
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No, that wasn't me. My Chuck E. Cheeze days are over.
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Submitted by almostfamous88 on July 13, 2008 - 5:26pm.
I'd love to pinch her nose reeeally tight and then smack her in the mouth..I have nothing against her, I just want to see her fug shatter like glass
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oh my God......I'm crying.......that was so fucking hilarious!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
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He's following the RALPH LAUREN model for clothing business success:
1) Modify yours...or create a stage name(s) that sounds somewhat WASPY.
2) Market to "UPSCALE ASPIRATIONALS" (affluent sheep) who crave trendiness.
3)PUT IT ON CELEBRITIES.
4)Price it above all common sense.HIGH PRICE=VALUE &
PRESTIGE to SHEEP.
5) Go buy a Bentley.
I'd love to pinch her nose reeeally tight and then smack her in the mouth..I have nothing against her, I just want to see her fug shatter like glass
My stupid sister actually met the goddess of lovlieness that is Shauna Sand...(btw, soooooooo jelly, h8 sis now)...
Anywho, it was like you would expect, you know, meeting royalty or Nobel Prize Winners, but only more special...
My sis (bitch that gazed upon actual perfection) her husband and another couple were having drinks when a STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS demure delicate little flower of a woman and her equally skanky...er, I mean lower angel approached their table...
DRUNK AS HELL..and hitting on the mens...Oh yes, they did. Mostly it was Shauna working her magic....(and yes, she was wearing her stunning lucite heels...)
Well, my stupid sister reports that this rare and radiant maiden we mere mortals know as Shauna Sand looked like...GASP! A TRANNY! That jelly bitch! She even said in person she looks even MORE like a tranny than she does in pics! JELLY, JELLY, JELLY! Oh, it must be jelly 'cuz jam don't hate on a bitch like that!
JELLY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Damnit, I'm sorry for my previous comment. I hadn't read MK's blurb and didn't know he'd already commented on the resemblence to between La Paquena and Margaret Cho's date.
What the hell kind of get together was this? It looks like an acid trip.
Submitted by mike on July 13, 2008 - 7:57pm.
There is a slight resemblance.
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O, you mean a HEIGHT resemblance!
Baddum BUM! *Highhat*!
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Submitted by WrathOGrapes on July 13, 2008 - 7:44pm.
I like how Margaret Cho brought her pet midget to the party
Ha! Wondering if she was trying to pass her off as La Paquena? There is a slight resemblance.
Maybe Ms Sand is one of those people who takes an awful picture but in real life looks really good; sort of a reverse of when you order a sandwich at a restaurant and the picture makes it look so delicious but the food you actually get looks like mashed hippo vomit.
Or not.
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*raises hand* Thought it was Billy Bob, too.
And I had to look up Ed Hardy, too. It's a style I recognize, seeing tourists and the audience of Criss Angel Mindfreak decked out in it, but it's not a style embraced by anyone around here. I notice that HE is not wearing any of that white trash couture.
For months I couldn't think of who Shauna Sand looked like, but now I know. She is a dead ringer for Malibu Barbie circa 19YadaYada. Minus the cigarette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9c8jV3Iey0
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I like how Margaret Cho brought her pet midget to the party
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A little guilt goes a long way
Ed Hardy clothing is CRAP. Ugly as sin, no way in hell would I wear that shit.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
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So Smokey McFrankenwhore says she hasn't had plastic surgery? Yeah buddy. Her funeral planning options include burial, cremation, and recycle bin. I just hope burial isn't a choice for her, because she's about as biodegradable as styrofoam and we wouldn't want any future archaeologists uncovering her perfectly preserved plastinated body and thinking she represented humans during this time. Hmmm, on second thought, maybe she does rep our our society in frighteningly honest ways! Hell, someone should pen a new movie, The Decline of Western Civilization: the Plastic years. If it's a musical, Britney would figure in perfectly. But what I've really just learned is that my Sunday afternoon dalliances with rum and Jolt cola need to be heavily curtailed. Muffled scream.......
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Which one is the beauty?
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When any white woman has lips bigger than mine, I have a problem with that.
At least those lips!
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Ugh...I HATED the Ed Hardy brand from the moment I saw it. As soon as that shitty-ass "biker chic" look started showing up on middle-aged coke heads all over South Beach, I wanted to claw my eyes out. And then when Madonna started wearing it, I KNEW I was right for hating it.