Um......Okay.....

I commented on this Ringling Brothers/Cirque du Soleil carnivale way back on page 1, but I've got to add, something is fucked with the JJ site. I had been posting under jesuswearstennisshoes, but somehow all my posts are getting changed to be under the name sam. Now the JJ's are accusing me of being a multi-name troll who agrees with myself. It's truly odd, because it's a site glitch. Of course, these pathetic loons think someone is spending time changing names and multiposting.

You know, Brad and Ange never got on my nerves much before now, just their insane fans, but as I said, they both had to sign off on this before Alec Baldwin, mayor of Nice, stood atop mount crumpet with his holy documents. That is just PR whoring and there is no other word for it.

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I'm going to wind up as nutty as the JJ-ers but did you know that the anagram of King Brad and Queen Ange is A Bad Reign? Karma is calling people, run for your lives.

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2 words......FUCKIN PATHETIC. FUCKIN PATHETIC. FUCKIN PATHETIC.
Holy shit, I am disgusted thru and thru. I fuckin HATE Angelina and Brad, I cant even comprehend how FUCKIN PATHETIC this is.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

Submitted by lizzieb on July 14, 2008 - 7:36am.

I'm guessing 2 weeks to the photos and suggest you plan a holiday and/or coma to coincide. I plan to do just that.
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It's good timing, thankfully. I know I can't go through THAT again.

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What's the point to announcing to the planet you're going to France to drop your crotch fruit? I thought these two were actually looking for some privacy?

lizzieb on July 14, 2008 - 6:36am.

That's plan with no drawbacks! Ha ha!

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 14, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I'm already sick of hearing about the Messiahs.

Well, it should go quiet for a few days as all possible angles have been covered. Angie has got to have a tummy tuck and Lipo, find a couple of ugly nannies and sell the photos to the highest bidder- not to mention plan the African and Chinese baby shopping- and my guess is that she likes to keep those things private if nothing else.
So the JJ-er's will have to make do with non news like what Fred Famous sent them as gifts whilst they plan the next PR binge. I'm guessing 2 weeks to the photos and suggest you plan a holiday and/or coma to coincide. I plan to do just that.

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Erm, I don't have any problem with Jane Fonda. I actually think it's tremendously unfair that some people feel the need to label her "anti-American" for having political views that are different from the herd.

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I'm already sick of hearing about the Messiahs.

She is the new Jane Fonda,(anti-american, until her movies stopped selling) not Liz Taylor, Liz has "IT" Taylor is what she is and didn't try to change it to something she's not.

Submitted by Miss Lios on July 14, 2008 - 6:28am.

Guess your Mayor is going to change all that, and doing a fine job. Is there a Bush in his ancestry?

Morning, heading for lunch time here in the UK and just read a million posts. I agree that the JJ's have crossed a line- there is a difference between blindly accepting their PR machine and worship and it's horrible, especially the death threats to those who will insist on being 'haters'eh? contridication much? I know I'm asking a lot but how to they get their heads round her saying she got pregnant with the first chosen one by accident- knocked up as she charmingly put it- and then said she was planned? Can't they see that one of these statements has to be a lie? Oh well, fuck 'em. I like a freak show as much as the next h8er but I am having the rest of the day off from the blessed event.
Anyway despite the most full on media nightmare since Diana's death seeming ready to blow, it seems quite quiet here re the holy ones. A few days peace before the pictures and/or her baby shopping in Africa. I was thinking how about African twins named Anthrax and Tampax? THat would fit. Then twin Chinese girls renamed Li Lo and Li Po.
Have a nice day y'all.

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Submitted by Miss Lios on July 14, 2008 - 12:28pm.

Agreed. In Greece, for every friendly Greek there are ten more who openly hate Americans, even extreme leftist ones like myself.

In France I've heard it's much the same. Mayor dude's days are numbered.

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 14, 2008 - 5:57am.

The important thing to remember is that he looks like a brunette Barney Rubble.

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OMG, he totally fucking DOES!

Good call!

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SOR-RAY for the essay - at least it's on topic ;s

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DiamondDawg: You are so wise. What a good idea to work on your chandelier after that madness. That kind of madness can be...well, maddening...in the real true sense of the world: You're so angry but it doesn't make sense because look at the insanity that brought you there - so you feel crazy too....I think it's when you're faced with that insanity that frustration rises and, in truth, fear grows.

It's like any good zombie movie - but with time to clean chandeliers in between attacks:)

I noticed that same behaviour on JJ today. No one really knows why, exactly, they think they're SO great. it just "is". Any intelligent argument seems to evoke the response "jellus h8ter" followed by running away, just as your neighbor did. (seriously, she has some noive!)They don't even try to make sense of themselves.

And that's where my incredulity turns to just sadness. People just want something to believe in. This world is SO full of greed and selfishness and dishonesty and exploitation, people just want to believe that something else exists. It does but it's pitifully represented in our entertainment/media (which is totally evolving into one entity)

The last few posts I just saw on JJ were all about how those two babies are going to save children all over the world with the sale of those pictures. Now *I* heard they had already decided to give 1 million 500,000 to kids here and 500,000 - to kids in Iraq. I would think they'd heard that too. But they'll pretend like they didn't until it's proven. And then, they'll make excuses.

Brangelina (cuz that's what they are - fuck them - if they want to be seen as individuals they should act like individuals, otherwise they should just buck up and take the compliment.) will, likely, throw another million into the pot just to make themselves look good. And the Brangeloonies everywhere will commend them for it - because they WANT to.

They want to believe the hype. They want to be like that. They want to be partnered with someone they are completely devoted to, they want to live comfortably and without survival stress, save needy children, be beautiful and healthy, edgy and rewarded. They want to be productive; they want to make a difference.

Someone on JJ called them the greatest Humanitarians that ever lived. Gandhi, anyone? Mother Theresa? Dr. Martin Luther King...you know I could go on for days...and what about the people who don't get famous because they're too busy spending their entire lives working to making the world a better place?

Values have gotten all mixed up. I believe the natural inclination is to want to be a kind, caring and generous person but that's really hard in a world full of assholes and the media has got us all wrapped up in being rich and beautiful too. And wrapped up in forgetting that "rich" and "beautiful" is something that comes to you when you address that first inclination first, unless you have a team of stylists and photoshoppers. So everybody's got it ass-backwards and it would seem that Brangelina has figured out how to put it all together.

Except that it's a lie. They haven't figured out shit. They're vapid, immoral, selfish and ineffectual. Their humanitarian efforts are pitiful when you match it against their resources.
Want to impress me? Live simply (you can still look good and have fun, don't worry) and give ALL that excess cash to saving the world - it needs it.

So again, the sadness - that's the best they've got to look up to. Apparently, they don't even have role models in their own lives: if they did then Brangelina wouldn't be nearly so impressive.

And more sadness - you can't keep that kinda bullshit up forever. If Britney could be good for anything it should be, at least, to teach us that.

And when it all comes tumbling down, all those loons are going to get buried under it - be even more desperately in need of something/someone to look up to and less willing to make an effort, themselves.

Gawd - I actually hope they prove me wrong. But I doubt it.

Ps. It's the middle of the night - I woke up and can't sleep and I've decided to blame the twins:)
Thanks for your story DD, - now I *know* it's their fault! I hope you're able to avoid having more fun dates with your neighbour in the future.

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He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.

I can understand Nice milking this story for all it's worth - it has to compete with Cannes, St. Trop, Monaco, etc for dumb and rich tourists - but I don't understand any parent compromising the privacy and safety of their children in this way! I used to not really have an opinion about these two, but I'm slowly coming over to the dark side. Most mothers want to protect their newborns, not pimp them out!

Whatever happened to: "Ignore them and they'll go away"?

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Ahhhh Brangelina let me count the ways I love you...ummm nope got nothing. Just when you think it can't possibly get more ridiculous or offensive Brangelina raise their game! Congrats Brangie for being so utterly vile as to pimp your babies birth certificates, we applaud you you truly have taken it to a new level. I mean really how can anyone possibly top you now??

Ugh, this is overboard. Disgusting.

Angelina may be a Liz Taylor, but Brad will never be Richard Burton, ever! He's eddie fisher at best! Now if angelina ditches Brad and runs off with Russell crowe, then we got ourselves a new Liz and Dick!

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Thlaly5, I'm sorry for offending you. I appreciate your diplomacy. I'm not the only one on here who says political things. I'm sorry if I came across as stereotyping dems. I meant a certain type, which in no way applies to all. I don't like the Jesse helms of the republican party either. Every group, political, ethnic, religious, etc. Has its bad apples. That's where stereotypes come from. Thank you for being constructive, I will at least try to word myself better next time, and I certainly will do my best not to bring up politics myself on dlisted. So are you and I at least in agreement that the attention being given to the star twins is obnoxious, and Brad and angelina are now proven attention whores?

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The man in the center of the main photograph looks like he wants to devour our souls.

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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.

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Peaches,that's the second time I've seen you say crap about democrats, liberals and left wingers.

I am a left winger, and proudly. Not all left wingers are "elitist," and your assumption that DD's nutso neighbor is obviously a left winger is really offensive to me.

Please, I don't go republican bashing on or off line- because I know that there are equal amounts of good and bad republicans and democrats.

I would rather snark on annoying celebs on this site than get into stupid politics, so let's keep our politics out of posts.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

I guess by all the massive media international attention its definite that Brangelina is the new Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time. Downgrade!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Hey ppl, I can't post a damn comment on JJ! All my comments are awaiting moderation (censorship)!!!

Fvck these two clowns and their bastid twins!!!!!

Ok so I just barely skimmed this page but DiamondDawg, you know Heart Angelina????

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Diamonddawg, man your neighbor sounds like the typical fucked up elitist left winger, which most of Hollywood is, no wonder she's a brangaloonie! Uggh! Jolie actually is an independent who believes in the second amendment! Tell her that!

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Disgusting. TV Guide channel, among others, was fawning all over them. Why do people pretend these two fucktards don't have nannies lurking all over the place so they can hand the children over whenever they want? And why is nobody asking how many babies there were before selective reduction? I mean, with IVF, what are the chances she got pregnant with two and only two?

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I guess this is her ultimate plan to take over the world eventually...see I called the conspiracy before even MK did, HA!

Your face!

I'm sick to death of Angie even having kids, she needs to get those Fallopian tubes tied so we don't have to be bored to death by another pile of babies. Does she have plans to over-populate the Earth with her beloved progeny or what?!

Your face!

ok, friends, i'm off to bed. will join you tomorrow! thanks for all the fun and therapy and stuff.

Submitted by shoe addict on July 13, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Diamond,
The only thing worse than being a brangeloonie, is a brangeloonie who can't properly support her argument for being one...the fact that she kept bringing up points that went against her would have infuriated me. Master's degree from where? phoenixonline WTF?>><?>?********************************************

I know! the degree is in urban planning.

i wish i could keep my head and wits about me when she gets nuts, but i can't help riding the crazy train, too, so I'm not able to shut her down like I would under calm circumstances.

my husband told me later today that he'd had a conversation with her about her being hyper-critical (she's critical about everything it seems) and keeping her nose in her own program, not his. I was like, "really? you said that?" woot.

I'm waiting to see pics of the twins on diapers sold at the 99 cent store. And they will. Trust.

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You know, DreamH, I miss the Paris and Britney crazy days now...

Someone needs to release a sex tape so we don't have to hear about these two anymore.

I need to delete everything I've written tonight lest the loonies get a hold of it...

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The only thing worse than being a brangeloonie, is a brangeloonie who can't properly support her argument for being one...the fact that she kept bringing up points that went against her would have infuriated me. Master's degree from where? phoenixonline WTF?>><?>?********************************************
love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated

Will Brad and Angelina become a pair of disenchanted, America-hating expatriates?

Anyway, when the looks fade I doubt people will care so much anymore.

The mayor of Nice probably doesn't realize the difference between fame and notoriety when he calls them "the most famous couple of the world."

The important thing to remember is that he looks like a brunette Barney Rubble.

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No, that wasn't me. My Chuck E. Cheeze days are over.

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the brangeloonies remind me of the people who used to cry just because they were in the presence of michael jackson. Remember the woman who released the doves when MJ got acquitted. Talk about nutjobs......

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Damn. I need a drink.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on July 13, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Rightfully so, bitch sounds mental. Eh, as to my BF, I think it's more a case of her buying the PR
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Sounds like your friendship with your BF will survive this because it probably predates the looney times.

I just made this frienship when we moved into this house in October. This gal is going through a divorce and her ex-husband has been described as a psycho misogynist. Before that her dad was an abuser (full spectrum) and there was an unspeakable act of violence by a man against said friend.

I have been patient, tolerant, kind, to the point of being overly so. This person is 5'8" - a big girl who can take care of herself but has developed a style of fragility to get people to what she wants. When they don't do what she wants, when she wants, STAND THE FUCK BACK.

That's what I learned. I did my best, but I've been trampled on, run over, used a number of times by this ho who thinks she's more important and I am so FUCKING DONE.

Like one time I told her this house we live in right now is the nicest house I've ever lived in. She was horrified. This is not a bad house. Granted, its in a subdivision and not a 200 year old Victorian as she's used to from Vermont. Like her ass is too good for this neighborhood! I'm in Tucson and I'm in a $250,000 house (I rent), but GDit, its good and I'M GRATEFUL.

Ya wanna know more? She's definitely Al-Anon, but she also goes to AA meetings, but she's NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!! That's just fucked up stupid.

I'm the alcoholic dammit! Sober 14.6 years. She tries to do "program" on me and I'm thinking "Ho'd on bitch - you don't KNOW SHIT!

Submitted by roxie on July 13, 2008 - 8:44pm.
maybe when the 10th kid arrives they'll get married or breakup
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Roxie, something will definitely go wrong soon enough. The karmic wheel never stops spinning.

maybe when the 10th kid arrives they'll get married or breakup

Submitted by Leatherette on July 13, 2008 - 8:23pm.
I have NEVER gone into someone's house and told them their religion was a piece of shit. That's just wrong.
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As the current pope's number 1 jellus h8r and the way the RCC hid and ignored pedo priests, I have to give you an AMEN. One thing I do love about Catholics is that they honor at least one WOMAN. AND they don't come knocking on my door at 8 in the fucking AM on Saturday. Oh yeah -- AND that they have the most styling and profiling church-goers in my neighborhood -- women in stillettos and TIGHT silk skirts like hot bitches from film noirs, and their hot ass pimp daddies, and their kids dressed in miles of hot pink lace and the little boys in bad ass player suits.

w/that, I'm out!
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LOL. Come back!!! You're right...everything's all weird now or always was. I don't know anymore. I've been watching Donnie Darko all week and I think Frank infected my brain.

_"I don't know how you can tolerate a BF who is also a Brangeloonie. Seriously, this friendship with my neighbor is OVER."

Rightfully so, bitch sounds mental. Eh, as to my BF, I think it's more a case of her buying the PR. Although we haven't discussed her lately, so maybe she's already over her ass. I think the loonies are really vocal and scary though. A really good friend of mine very reluctantly said 'IthinkAngelinaJolieiskindofoverrated.' Then she cringed. I think she was waiting for to be attacked - I guess you can never be too sure with a Brangeloonie. They're kind of like werewolves. Everything's fine until it's a full moon, then it's full stop crazy.
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Hi Guys,

thanks for all the support. I deleted the RCC part cuz I didn't want to get people fired-up because there are some very horrible and legitimate things to get fired up about with the RCC. Also, gawd knows i ain't no saint and am guilty of 1,000 sins a day (according to my religion/schematic) so its not a good idea for me to fly that banner here when I play mean here every day. Even in RL I can be a piece of shit, so I didn't mean to be all holier than thou. I'm just really really mad at my neighbor - and its not reparable because this stupid angie fight was just the tip of the iceberg of what's wrong with "our friendship"

The fact that they gave the mayor the birth certificates knowing this was what he'd do, prooves they are egocentric attention whores! Shame on them! As long as they continue on this way, I refuse to spend another cent on any of their movies! In all honesty dlisters, do any of you think they'll stay together forever? How much longer must we be subjected to this? Ugh this has just completely disgusted me! I always used to like angelina, but she has used up all my patience. I just wish someone whose opinion matters to them would put them in their place and teach them some humility! Even Tom and Katie are more bearable at this point! Yeesh!

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omg!!! i went to the Jared site just to see what he fuss was about. I admit that I want to see if the boy will look like brad and if the girl will look like shiloh or different. But literally every comment is like brad and angie are divine!!! it makes you want to bring them (loonies)back to reality. they are a pair of actors who had children....relax!!!********************************************
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I have NEVER gone into someone's house and told them their religion was a piece of shit. That's just wrong.
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As the current pope's number 1 jellus h8r and the way the RCC hid and ignored pedo priests, I have to give you an AMEN. One thing I do love about Catholics is that they honor at least one WOMAN. AND they don't come knocking on my door at 8 in the fucking AM on Saturday. Oh yeah -- AND that they have the most styling and profiling church-goers in my neighborhood -- women in stillettos and TIGHT silk skirts like hot bitches from film noirs, and their hot ass pimp daddies, and their kids dressed in miles of hot pink lace and the little boys in bad ass player suits.

w/that, I'm out!

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 13, 2008 - 6:59pm.

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A good Loonie story is better than a horror flick, any night.

Is this someone you'll have to see on a daily basis? That would suck. And I agree about the religion issue - I think it's the rudest thing to bash anyone's religion.

I have the feeling that I'm going to find out several of my coworkers are Brangeloonies this week. I'm dreading the inevitable mention of little Antichrist #1 and Antichrist #2's births tomorrow morning.

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