Um......Okay.....
Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France held a fucking press conference today to show off the birth certificates of the twin messiahs aka Hard Knox and Vivie Jolie-Pitt. The hell?! Is this normal?
I'm surprised his ass didn't come prancing out with Saint Angelina's golden placenta in one hand and the chosen ones' umbilical cords in the other. Yeah, scratch that. They didn't have umbilical cords, because they dropped from the heavens above.
Mayor Christian told reporters, "On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event. I also congratulate the four brothers and sisters of the newborns who are [history won't forget it] real 'Niçois' ('citizens of Nice'). It's a pride to Nice and all its citizens."
Ok, how much did Brangelina pay his ass? I'm waiting for him to announce that they are changing the name of their city from Nice to Brangelinaville.
Not only did the mayor hold a press conference, but so did her doctor. Dr. Michel Sussmann said that Brad was in the room with Saint Angelina. He said, "It was an epidural, so [Angelina] was awake and speaking and laughing. They were happy." Dr. Michel went on to say that Brad even cut their umbilical cords. Okay, so they did have umbilical cords. Expect to see their crystal cords on eBay.
Who the hell is going to give a press conference next? The janitor?
I guess I should also take part in celebrating this totallyamazingspecialwonderfulfantasticholy day. I will celebrate by getting shitbombed for the second time today! Hooray! I wish everyday was Brangelina day!
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I don't want to every hear anyone complain about their privacy again. I can't see the mayor being able to go out there and show those documents without the permission of PR Whore #1 and PR Whore#2. Of course, there is no way the OB could go out there and say anything. They are going to keep this circus going on for days. As an American, I'm embarrassed.
Also notice a lot less "I'm a humanitarian, look at me" lately?
No offense to retarded people, but this is retarded.
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Yeah, I definately think the mayor was paid for this absurd apperance.
Hopefully, this will backfire and make these two look even more absurd than they already are.
what a twat...along with crackwhore jolie and her babysitter, Brad
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Angie will develop a Count Chocula-in-Paris accent.
Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline ...thanks for making me look that shit up.
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I expect Angie will quickly develop the Madonna/Fishsticks American-in-Paris accent. But it's going to be comical when Brad starts doing it.
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This Brangelina fuckery must come to an end. Seriously. Can't we just lock them in the Big Brother house (or a cave) and let that be that?
He DOES look like a Baldwin! Well, whatever that damaged chromosome is explains his insanity.
Maybe the gentleman is just in the habit of overreacting to mundane events. He probably would have written a hymn every time DeGaulle got a haircut or would consider any German tourist group larger than five an act of Teutonic expansion.
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He looks kinda like a long-lost Baldwin brother.
So is she going to have the obligatory tummy tuck, laser stretch mark removal, and tit lift there, or are they headed for L.A. for that ASAP? That's what I want to know...I could give two shits about these kids...*fart*...Ok, three shits...I just wanna know exactly how FRANTICALLY Vain (not vein, we can see that shit) this ho is...Bitch's skin be stretched out like some Carnie Wilson shit...
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He needs to shut his pate en croute hole.
There is no question in my mind that Mayor Fromage's palms were liberally greased by the Brangelina PR team. There is no other explanation.
Angelina`s steeltrap thundercat is single-handedly reducing the deficit in Africa.
Shut it, sluts!
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Submitted by KidL on July 13, 2008 - 7:47pm.
What are the loonies going to do when they break up? Commit mass suicide??
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Submitted by radio siren on July 13, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Has the whole world gone mad?
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What are the loonies going to do when they break up? Commit mass suicide??
Brangelina takes famewhoring to a whole new level. Next to them, Madonna and the Beckhams look private by comparison.
I truly am surprised Queen Angelina didn't invite CNN in the operating room as she was being sliced open.
I was on MSNBC.com and highly pissed off to find that this is one of their top stories. I went onto their comment forum at Newsvine to see what the reaction was, and a lot of people are pissed off too. So I was glad to see that, then up popped this loonie with the handle of pamina and she fully goes off on the posters who were saying how lame all of the media coverage is. She's calling herself a witch and threatening other posters. Good times! Has the whole world gone mad? Pretty soon they'll be renaming the planet after Brangelina.
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I've just decided that I'm quite enjoying this. It makes it all the more sweet when they divorce in 3 to 5.
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this is getting weird.
I hope this mayor gets caught in a scandal involving a male intern and a jar of applesauce.
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Brad and Angelina can just STAY in France for all I care. Maybe the French will worship them so we don't have to deal with them anymore.
I've been thinking- is there anyway they could have drawn more attention to themselves? Short of her having the newest purchases cut out on live TV, has anyone, ever made such a fucking fuss about having a baby? Madonna was at least as famous, if not more so, when she had Lourdes but compared to this shower of shite she may as well have given birth in a convent. I am going to bed now- it's v late here, but hope to god it's all quietened down tomorrow. Mind you, if it does, she'll have to step up the pace for the next purchase. Fuck, damned if we do, damned if we don't.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I can't wait until their first birthday, maybe the mayor will close down the city for them.
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Cities have bills to pay too.
Pimp those bitches out!
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Pathetic.
i like the mayor's shit eatin' grin... it seems appropriate
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It appears that her Histrionic Personality Disorder that her father pointed out and she later smacked his head for it is resurfacing. I wonder how she plans to top this to saturate in attention? How sad.
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Actually, I don't even know. It was fun ignoring all the comments about exactly what time and how many droplets of sweat fell from Angelina's brow. Mebbe it was yesterday. I found out today.
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ESE, sleep, sleep, nothing important is happening today- nothing historical, that's for sure.
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This is ridic-
And for anyone who doesn't think B and A don't do anything to the press- have you seen this circus act yet?
The fans complain about how she is hounded, but they create the demand for her pics by buying multiple People issues (it's their Bible), and since they are both actor, who love to be seen by thousands and thousands in movie theaters, press conferences, "humanitarian and charity" events, I doubt that they are the shrinking violets they claim to be.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 12:18am.
OMG Do you think they were born on a Sunday because they were worried about world-wide productivity if it should happen on a weekday? ESCANDALO!
They were born on a Sunday? Thought it was last night. Or am I getting US and European time mixed up? If it was a Sunday it is because it is the sabbath for Christians. Saturday sabbath for Jews. See- either way the second coming part deux-tag line- 'this time it's fucking unbearable'
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Total douchebag!
Looks like Angie's got his balls in a belljar under her hospital bed, just like Brad's.
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I don't know who's a bigger attention whore, Brangelina or the mayor. I'm surprised they didn't wheel her out on her hospital bed so she could give Queen waves to the crowd.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 13, 2008 - 7:20pm.
sshh, i'm trying to sleep... you bringing logic into this is fuckin' it all up!
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I'd like to bitch slap that idiot fuck holding the birth certs.
"History won't forget"? WTF?
What history book would mention this ever? I mean, unless it was the history of the world by fame whore Angelina, or one of her evil minions over at JJ.
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Holy shit, does this mayor just reek of complete douchiness, or what? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's celebrity ass-kissing and the people that do it. I wonder if this guy had a shred of integrity before this incident, or has he always been a spineless, ass-kissing, opportunistic shithead?
OMG Do you think they were born on a Sunday because they were worried about world-wide productivity if it should happen on a weekday? ESCANDALO!
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That is such a relief. I thought we'd had another earthquake here in Northern California. Im so glad it was just the heavens opening to deliver the annointed ones to their 24 karat French manger.
This is where we find meaning in modern society.
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This is a joke isn't it? My mother told me things like this for people would laugh at me, part of the stuff in my backback), anyway,,Is this a joke?
So when is the mayor going to put up the statues of the "Blessed" family?
This is starting to make me sick.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 13, 2008 - 7:10pm.
I should make boot leg birth certificates and sell them on JJ.
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Dayum girl! You could get a dollar store wig and sell locks of Angelina's hair;)
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Fart.
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Submitted by mike on July 13, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Meanwhile, in a darkened chateau near Aix-en-Provence, Zahara was busy sharpening the leg of a Barbie doll into a shiv.
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That was fucking FUNNY.....
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I should make boot leg birth certificates and sell them on JJ.
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