A Power Ranger Tried To Cut Off His Own Dick
Okay, he wasn't an actually a Power Ranger. He was an extra on "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" which makes this more pathetic. Skylar Deleon has been charged with allegedly murdering a couple at sea as part of a plot to steal their yacht. His wife has already been convicted to life in prison. He's currently awaiting trial.
29-year-old Skylar had to be hospitalized after he tried to cut off his dick in his prison cell in the mental ward. The Orange County Sheriff's department told the LA Times, "Somehow he got a hold of a razor blade and tried to saw off his penis, but didn't complete the job. We do know there was a lot of blood and it was quite a scene. But from what I know, he didn't finish his task, and maybe it was too painful and that made him stop."
Officials didn't say why he tried to cut his dick off. Maybe he was hungry? Seriously, I say that if you don't get it right the first time, try and try again! Don't be a failure! I'm sure if he needs a little help, Lord Zedd and Lorena Bobbitt would be happy to team up to help him out.
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I could tell from the moment this Piracy story fist broke that there seemed to be a gay thing between the 2 guys that committed the crime. He's gonna be popular in prison with a new mangina.
maybe this dude's penis was useless anyways, so he wanted to be rid of it...
really he should've consulted alexis arquette on the proper way to dispose of his penis...
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Sometimes a mean meth face will do that to you. So he's cutting off his own dick, because a) his roommate wanted him to do sexy times with him b) he contracted some veneral disease that made his dick break out in nasty warts and he couldn't bear to have this "thing" attached to his body anymore, or c) he has a mental illness with a strong desire for castration as symptomatic of his mental health diagnoses. Anyway, either one you pick is fucked up!
Your face!
OMG! WTF?!!
I want to read the book about this guy
What a SICK BASTARD! I didn't know exactly what he did.
OMG! How absolutely horrible.
Well, if I was some extra on the Power Rangers show, I'd go insane too.
But yeah, this guy is a POS.
*chants* cut it off, cut it off, cut it off
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Yah, this fucker is a piece of trash. He tied the couple to the anchor of the boat and threw them overboard. Why do retarded criminals do this? As if this fucker even had the intelligence to get away with it. They just end up ruining so many people's lives in the process.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
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Hi There, Sunshine!
Piracy is out of hand around the world. That couple died in a horrible manner. I cannot think of any way I would hate to leave earth than drowning.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
A schlong is a terrible thing to waste. Tsk, tsk.
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GROSS. what a piece of shit.
I had to post as AF, b/c this avie fits this story.....now I will go back to PSL.
Hope no one is eating right now....lol
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They shuld have finished the job for him then stuffed that dick down his throat.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
This crime just disgusts me. That poor couple. As much as I am for the death penalty, I want them to suffer. Death is too good for them.
Good. Too bad this fucker didn't bleed to death.
His victims died horribly.
He looks like a white trash crackhead, I just went to tomandjackiehawks.com and have tears in my eyes after looking at the pics of those people. Maybe he tried to cut off his dick off in an attempt to do time in the mental ward vs. prison.
Forget cutting your dick off pal, sewing up every hole you have is what you need to be doing...
Course I remember this murder, not like he doesn't deserve the abuse of his holes for years to come.
If he had succeeded in cutting it off, would that make his dick an accessory to murder?
Sick bastard.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 7:06am.
This isnt very funny to me. A few years ago half my dick was cut off in an accident. Left me with an 11" stump.
Did you at least bronze the missing part?
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This isnt very funny to me. A few years ago half my dick was cut off in an accident.
Left me with an 11" stump.
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His wife has already been convicted. I did a search on this story. Talk about some real scum. I can't imagine what that poor couple went thru.
He's a sick motherfucker. He tied this nice retired couple to the anchor and threw them overboard to drown. The couple were looking forward to the birth of their first grandchild but they were murdered before the baby's birth.
Skylar James Deleon is a 26-year-old actor who was arrested and, on August 16, 2005, charged with the murder of Thomas and Jackie Hawks, a wealthy California couple. Skylar Deleon and his wife, Jennifer Deleon, allegedly gained entry to the Hawks' yacht by pretending to be prospective buyers of the vessel. Once at sea, Skylar Deleon allegedly tied the couple to an anchor, then threw them overboard alive. Their bodies have never been found.
While Deleon claimed (and news reports said) Deleon was once a star on Power Rangers, Deleon appeared only once as featured extra Roger on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, which aired May 4, 1994.
(Wiki) (Wiki already has an update for the penis incident, which happened 4 days ago!)
personally, I always stuck with teenage mutant nija turtles.
they wouldn't turn evil, you could just tell.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
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He looks bad.I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
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WHAT?
I dont understand!
*scratches butt hole*
Well this bitch murdered some other bitches so yeah help him finish the job and then shove his wang up his own butt.
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It was a horrible murder he committed. Go to tomandjackiehawks.com to read the full story. He's a sick individual.
Geez Sheeps! That's foul. Someone should have "mixed up" his meds in the looney bin.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 9:31am.
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Whoever gave him the razor should be commended.
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sheeps, he threw them overboard alive?
I'll help him cut it off.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Must of really needed a bj.
....somehow, he got hold of a razor blade......?
If I were the prison authorities, I'd be trying to figure out the "somehow".
This guy and what he did to the couple he murdered are about as evil as you can get, so good riddance. If I recall correctly, he handcuffed the owner and his wife while on a test run of the boat, forced them to sign over the boat, then threw them overboard, alive, tied to the anchor.
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OMG I'm having sympathy dick pains for all you male dlisters just reading this. OUCH
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I say good play old boy. You're starting to get that insanity thing down.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I used to love the fuckin' power rangers, the firts ones, the ones with the movie. I still like the song "Trouble" from the soundtrack! LOL
HaHa, Mike.. Isn't that Stan's sister's boyrfriends name on Southpark.. Skylar *says w/ a lispe*
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Interesting trivia fact: Boston Corbett, the man who shot and killed John Wilkes Booth in the Virginia tobacco barn, actually succeeded in cutting off his own dick.
W to the T to the F...???????
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this is probably going to be the most horrifying story i'll read today. well, maybe. i mean it's still pretty early.
How unhinged to you have to be to try and bobbit yourself?
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Well, his wife is already in prison, right?
Which means he is probably an accessory.
I think I know why he tried to cut his dick off;)
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This makes as much sense as hunger strikes and threatening to hold your breath: NO ONE CARES. IT ONLY HURTS YOU.
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Having a name like Skylar will do that to you.
It's not like he's going to need it in prison. He looks like a catcher.
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