Monday, July 14th 2008
Baby Valentina Makes A Rare Appearance
Salma Hayek and Baby Valentina made a rare appearance in Malibu yesterday. Salma has been keeping Baby Valentina away from the paps because she's pretty protective. Mama Salma has been known to attack a pap for getting to close to her cub. Totally hot.
Unfortunately for me, Salma covered up her bodacious chichis. I understand. There are children around and her exposed rack is definitely Rated R.
Baby Valentina is all sort of precious, but I'm still giving her the side-eye. Even the cutest of babies manage to barf and drool on you.
I've never seen a baby with monobrow before!
valentina has nice squeezable cheeks...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
ok. i might sound like a horrible person when i say this...
[k who cares i AM a horrible person =D]
but um
i dont think that baby is kute
like she's kinda fat and weirdish looking
for some reasons reminds me of tori spelling =O
k the baby isnt that horrible looking!
but u know she might have those chichi's
and ugly babies turn out hot
and the other way around.
unfortunately i was a too adorable baby so now.........
yeah.
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The baby is adorable!
I have to admit Salema's movie "Fools Rush In" is a guilty pleasure of mine
Even white babies start off with little round noses. Not to mention, there are plenty of Arabs, Mexicans and French people who don't have sharp straight noses. But especially for little ones - of all ethnicities, facial features are usually rounded and not sharply defined
And lest we forget, plastic surgery doesn't change DNA, so we may be looking at an original version of Salma's nose anyway (Salma's the hotness, just saying)
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Yeah but in either the Arab or Mexican parts there is some kind of African, because that child has a Nose ressembling a couple of African tribes that were put in slavery in the West.. LOL
That baby has no nose bridge, different to mother and father. She's chunky and cute though..
I guess that guy decided not to marry her.
Fugly kid, what saves her is her mothers colouring. She looks like her dad but with Salmas colouring.
Can I have it?
Yeah but in either the Arab or Mexican parts there is some kind of African, because that child has a Nose ressembling a couple of African tribes that were put in slavery in the West.. LOL
That baby has no nose bridge, different to mother and father. She's chunky and cute though..
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Her baby is a cutie! I just want to bite those chubby arms and legs!
Valentina is one exotic mix! 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Lebanese and 1/2 French.
That baby is really really cute. Wow.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
That baby looks perfectly healthy and adorable. I love her dress. Unfortunately for my babes, the thing probably cost 150 clams.
Valengina looks like my chiropractor. He's a good chiropractor.
Beautiful baby and mama!
Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 12:10pm
Thank you!! I've always thought Salma was a lovely looking woman, and she sure did make an adorable baby!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I lurve babies, especially the chubsters.
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Kizzy: well said...this baby is adorable
That baby has baby legs!! They're supposed to look like that!! That is an adorable little baby, she looks very healthy, and well cared for. She is clean, appropriately dressed, and perfect. She's not overweight, she's normal.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
is someone really talking about that baby having "big calves" Wow. That baby is cute as hell, and her momma is a stone cold fox!
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
She's gonna be a knockout if she takes after her Mami!
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Her baby is a cutie! I just want to bite those chubby arms and legs!
Valentina is one exotic mix! 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Lebanese and 1/2 French.
If only other celeb moms would act classy like Salma.
Awwwww - look at her cute little white sockies !!!
Salma is smokin' hot..........
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Either Salma is PR-impaired or she's a good parent.
She also looks like she might have eaten at some point in the last 20 years. Ha, good one ‘PR impaired’ Be careful you don't put ideas in people's heads- PR should be for films and books not babies. I can just see JJ if that phrase catches on:
"OMG JJ U R spoiling us with all these BAMPZSVK posts but only five today? OMG you don't think St Ange is getting PR impaired do you? OMG that would be so sad IMO she needs to put her own needs first just for once. OMG GOD BLESS THE JOLIE PITTS AND MAY THEY NEVER GET PR IMPAIRED"
Fuck, I'm getting obsessed with those wankers. Back to work for me.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
those calves are pretty big, eh? cute baby though - and love the abuela's in the back, they look like they don't play!
She's got moms eyes.
I don't think the baby is very pretty, sorry.
Sheeps, you are so young and naive! What kind of comment is that, about running after the baby at 41?
LMAO...
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Rewind!
Salma doesn't have to whore out her baby for money, because her titties already attracted a billionaire baby Daddy!
that's all.
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I love Salma! I'm so glad she didn't whore sweet little Valentina's baby pictures out. It's nice to a real mom on the celebrity scene. =)
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Oh dear -- baby's got unibrow.
Salma looks like a fertility goddess.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
You sure do love your chichis MK.
Gad, I hate to say it but that kid is slightly not attractive.
*Ducks rotten fruits and veggies*
Salma is so purdy! And I love the name Valentina!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Cute baby!
Submitted by The Real Mimi on July 14, 2008 - 7:07am.
Sheeps, I'm thinking you are very young.
Why, thank you! *perking up*
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 9:39am.
I know she has nannies and all, but it's gotta be tough to hold and run after an infant at 41.
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Sheeps, I'm thinking you are very young.
Why would you think it's hard to hold and run after an infant at 41? If one is fat and slovenly and doesn't take care of oneself and doesn't exercise, yeah it's hard at any age. But all the people I know who have had kids past 35 do quite well. None in wheelchairs or using canes yet---LOL!! I think Salma Hayek can hold and run after a baby probably better than Britney Spears!
Jesus, that kids got a huge noggin. A cute huge noggin, her mums got huge breasts. So thats my summary, bye!
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Pretty baby.
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KidL on July 14, 2008 - 9:59am.
I love the fact that Salma refused to sell her kid's pics or whore her out for p.r.
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1 - she has class
2 - she is 'rich-bitch!'
(lmao)
I love the fact that Salma refused to sell her kid's pics or whore her out for p.r.
True class. We did not see whored out pix of baby Valentina. We did not have the mayor of wherever standing outside holding her birth certificate for the world to gawk at. Either Salma is PR-impaired or she's a good parent.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Beautiful baby and mama.
Very nice.
That outfit makes the baby look like she's going to serve margaritas at the local El Torito.
adorable chubby little baby
*melts*
LOVE LOVE LOVE her! Salma is 500 kinds of awesome.
Cute baby!Pretty mom. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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She is a fucking rich baby, and Salma's boobs are bigger that the head of the bb!
DAYANA MENDOZA Miss Universe 2008
VIVA VENEZUELA CARAJO!
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Bradiful
word!
see, this is a class act.
a beautiful baby caught out in public, not whored out in public.
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RIP George Carlin
Thats one hot mama, baby is cute too.
Salma is beautiful and the baby is so cute.