Monday, July 14th 2008

Baby Valentina Makes A Rare Appearance

Salma Hayek and Baby Valentina made a rare appearance in Malibu yesterday. Salma has been keeping Baby Valentina away from the paps because she's pretty protective. Mama Salma has been known to attack a pap for getting to close to her cub. Totally hot.

Unfortunately for me, Salma covered up her bodacious chichis. I understand. There are children around and her exposed rack is definitely Rated R.

Baby Valentina is all sort of precious, but I'm still giving her the side-eye. Even the cutest of babies manage to barf and drool on you.

Posted by: Michael K


kdracofan's picture

que gordita tan linda

islandgirl's picture

It's the Abuela Mafia!

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Póg ma thoin.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

VIVA LA SALMA!

Dear Skeletina Hworlie,

Please look over these materials carefully, this is how a legitimate celeb who has moral credibility behaves.

Sincerely,
The General Population of Reality

*yes, I have a hangover from yesterday's sugar fuck fest*

I like Salma. And from here, her chi chi's are bonita and d'lish.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

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Submitted by kacky on July 14, 2008 - 9:40am.

What is that, an army of nannies?
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I betcha they're aunties.

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Clarisse's picture

"Even the cutest of babies manage to barf and drool on you."

Word! It's cute though.

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What is that, an army of nannies?

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Vabrownid1's picture

Baby Feet! She is very cute, look at her little bracelet :)

angel_i's picture

Submitted by The C word on July 14, 2008 - 9:37am.

Love the Grandma Posse…
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Ha! That's the way to do it, alright.

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I know she has nannies and all, but it's gotta be tough to hold and run after an infant at 41.

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The C word's picture

Love the Grandma Posse…

Bebe looks like dad but with mom’s colouring.

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JuneStar's picture

how cute is her little foot?
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platypus's picture

Denny Kucinich?!?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

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YesIownPanties's picture

that kid is pretty fucking cute...and i despise 99% of children

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