Monday, July 14th 2008
Not Nurse Bobbie!
NO! Above is a picture of Jacklyn Zeman from "General Hospital" in 2005 (left) and in 2008. In the 2005 picture you can sort of start seeing her love with the needle. But what in Luke & Laura hell has she done to her face since then?! When I first saw these pictures on TMZ, it took me a couple of quick minutes to realize who it was. Can the woman even blink or does she just carry around a bottle of Visine with her at all times? She uses clothespins to shut her eyes while she sleeps.
I mean, I know international supermodel Phoebe Price is a stunning creature, but not everyone can pull off that kind of beauty. Poor Nurse Bobbie thought she could, but she can't!
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Why in the name of all that's holy do women (and men) do this to themselves? She looks like a monster. I swear to god I will never have plastic surgery, never. Age gracefully, goddammit. I didn't even recognize her.
I hope that doctors can help make me look like shit one day!
*draws on face with a magic marker*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 10:17am.
Mopa,, I'd be nervous to get cheek implants, never mind how bad they look. but imagine getting punched or hit in the face, I'd have to think that'd hurt 15 times worse then not having something in my cheek. Like the sides of that implant would stick in my eye or inside my face or something.. Just creeps me the fuck ooooout! *shivers*
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If your biggest concern about getting cheek implants is what would happen to them in your next fist-fight then we really fuckin need to hang out!! LMAO
The Needle and the Damage Done
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
This looks like a successful dick cutting off attempt!!
You're 55 years old you plastic hag, damn!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Hard to believe that people do this shit to themselves on purpose. I've seen car wreck victims who look better.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
It's incredible to me that plastic surgeons are making big bucks making messes of people like this. WTH? She used to be attractive. Damn, whatever happened to growing old gracefully? I can totally understand have some procedures done to keep the skin healthy (healthy, not stretched out and shiny). But, why must people fuck up what God gave them? She's looking like a burn victim!
You know, I was at a social event with a bunch of women around her age in attendance recently. About half of them were sporting this look. The others were natural. All the PS chicks hung out together, in their cleavage-baring tops and glittery accessories. The "natural" older women did much more mingling and conversing with the rest of the party. They were a lot more interesting to talk to, also. The one conversation I had with a PS oldie-olsen was about how she was a princess and it's not bad to be high-maintenance.
Dang! How in the hell is this better than a few wrinkles?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Mopa,, I'd be nervous to get cheek implants, never mind how bad they look. but imagine getting punched or hit in the face, I'd have to think that'd hurt 15 times worse then not having something in my cheek. Like the sides of that implant would stick in my eye or inside my face or something.. Just creeps me the fuck ooooout! *shivers*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
why, it's Mickey Rourke in drag!
Tight. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
PETA needs to start protesting against this cruel use of chicken cutlets.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I hope I have the strength to let myself age gracefully. This woman, whoever she used to be, looks sad, old and desperate. Tits of a 20 year old and a dumptruck face are not a nice look.
I used to watch GH back in my high school days...a long, LONG time ago.
She never was much of a looker and, to be honest, she always smiled like that. Her eyes were also always deep and weird looking. I have a feeling she had those done a long time ago. They never looked natural.
She did, however, definitely have some really bad cheek implants done recently. I guess the new thing that 'can't be too big', like they used to say about breast implants, are cheek implants. WTF! Those friggin things look ridiculous. Nevermind cutlets, she has whole chicken breasts in there. She also had a chin implant. Who the fuck wants to change the entire shape of their face so drastically?
Honestly, I think it's bordering on tragic when I see this kind of stuff.
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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
R.I.P. George.
christine the hoff on July 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
Kdracofan
clock wonk orange!!
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bawwahhhaahhaahhhaahhhaaa!
OH god, Its Tila Tequila's mom in the last thumbnail.. *stabs self w/ scalple* how the fuck do you spell scalple, scalpel scalplllleelleee.e.e
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Snikeys!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
my god, it's Mason Verger in Hannibal!
"running away screaming"
Kdracofan
clock wonk orange!!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
She was looking pretty artificial even before.
Yikes! I wouldn't have recognized her at all without the other pic!
Do these women and some men, REALLY think that they look better? Don't they sell mirrors in CA?
Nice $1800 boob job.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Let the ho have her chicken cutlets!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
She can't smile! (3rd thumbnail)
is it a facelift that causes that joker smile? i honestly want to know? or is it a combo of facelife/cheek implants?
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
thanks I feel better now.
That is just plain wrong. WTF did she do to herself?
YIKES!
Damn.. She has Sharon Osbourne syndrome.. could the doctor not perform surgery on those rolled up jeans either.. tsk tsk, he must not have been board certified.. Such a shame!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
"Can the woman even blink or does she just carry around a bottle of Visine with her at all times?"
yes...a la "Clock Work Orange"!