Nobody Wants To Work For JLo
It was rumored that JLo and Skeletor didn't have a nanny for the Dragon Tales Twins. We all simultaneously rolled our eyes at that one. JLo doesn't even change her own husband's diapers, why would she change her baby's diapers?!
JLo and Skeletor have already went through two nannies and the DT Twins aren't even a year old. The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) reports that JLo treats her nannies like slaves, making them work over 16 hours a day. A source said that their second nanny recently quit that bitch without giving any notice.
The source said, “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!” Their first nanny only lasted a week.
JLo is having trouble finding another nanny even though she's willing to cough up $2,250 a week. Okay, that sounds like a lot of money, but you have to work 16-hours a day and also deal with Skeletor always trying to suck your blood. And JLo would probably make you do shit that isn't in your job description, like emptying out her backyard fur traps.
I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service R I C H L O V I N G.C O M with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
Submitted by letinstar on July 14, 2008 - 11:02pm.
For their sake, I hope so. This bitch didn't even breastfeed, didn't even try. I know that is a huge hassle, even more so with twins, but all the science that says even a little is so beneficial, seems to outweigh the hassle. Maybe the ex-wife would hire a wet nurse.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by letinstar on July 14, 2008 - 10:54pm.
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Hahaha, I just noticed your siggie.... not only is it on straight, it looks fabulous!! :)
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@kizzy...i'm sure they're trying to figure out a way for marc's ex wife to take of the dragon tails in exchange for money and her silence...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 14, 2008 - 10:54pm
Much more logical than she's just a lazy, pretentious bitch who thinks she's too good to tend to her own crotch fruit. She's just a cow. JLooooow.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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@kizzy...chewing the cud explains the back fat...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 14, 2008 - 10:51pm.
She's too busy chewing her cud, and he has to be careful in sunlight, the crypt dust shows.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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neither jlo or marc have jobs, so why can't they watch their own dragon tails?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She spends thousands of dollars on their clothes & nursery etc she can't hire two or three nannies to take shifts.
I'm sorry, but what is she doing that she can't raise these children herself? Isn't that the point of being a parent? Nanny my ass; you made the babies, get off your lazy behind and take care of them. People like that make me sick.
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oh please. why doesn't she stay home and take care of her children its not like she has a career or anything....greedy stink chola trash!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Okay, HOW much money did they spend on the nursery? And how much money did they make with the photos? But they won't hire two nannies, or nannies who can work in shifts?
Why can't she hire 2 nannies one for each child?
I think with as much money as they have and the demanding hours bitch should be coughing up a lot more money. I work as a nanny for a non celebrity couple in NYC..one kid and I make almost half of that a week and only work 10 hours a day 5 days a week..no fur trap cleaning.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I believe James Haven.
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First: Skeletor, button your damn shirt up! You look like an emaciated disco dweller circa 1977!
Second: If you're allegedly super wealthy and are able to choose between jet-setting, hanging out and partying or being a full time parent, which do you choose? The selfishness of these two is off the charts! Raise. Your. Own. Damn. Kids. DAMMIT!
If the bitch took care of her own dragon tale twins they would be found dead in a trashcan the next day.
JLo and Skelly asked James Haven if he would help out with the twins, but James Haven fears JLO!
That bitch is tough! James Haven was good friends with the recent nanny "Lolita" and through her tears, she told James Haven that JLO is CrAZZZEE!
Lolita said that if she didn't have the babies and Skeletor, bathed by 7pm, Jlo would force Lolita to stand on her head for three hours!
One time Lolita passed out, JLO tied her up and put her in the closet. It wouldn't have been so bad, but Jlo had the last nanny also tied up in there, and the smell was getting to Lolita.
Lolita managed to escape, but was warned by the Scientologists, that if she said ONE word, Lolita would be forced to attend every night of Katie Holmes' new Broadway play! Lolita signed on the dotted line.
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JLo looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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so let me get this straigh...she wants ONE person to look after TWO babies 16 hours a day, 7 days a week...god forbid...hahahahaha! it's called mommy hours and dumb JLO is the one who should be putting those hours in, what a big fat baby she is. all these stars are having twins, and they are finding out that it is a ton of work...poor little rich people...ok,i'm bitter, i had twins and no nanny, cry me a river...hahahaha
I'm surprised that JHo isn't using her mother as a full time babysitting service. The bitch is cheap!!! $2000 and a bit more a week, for what basically is indentured servitude, is not right at all. I bet she will make the poor nanny pay her own taxes et al.
I wouldn't work for her for all the money in the world. I'd wind up in jail.
Can't they just get some Scientology interns to do it for free?
can you imagine her scrubbing out her toilet?
after she forgot to pay her ass tax?
I can!!
I wish she'd make a video of that, I'd buy that.
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I don't get it. Doesn't she come from people who were abused by people like her? Why wouldn't she be more generous?
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Does she have to hold him like that or his corpse will fall over? I can't stand his buttoned down shirt either. I just want to slap him and say "HELLO. YOU are NOT sexy!"
Ugh. Take care of your own kids, bitch.
Yeah, I was a nanny for regular people, who only paid 5 dollars a freaking hour.
One silly bitch expected me to take care of all three of her kids (one of which was a serial killer in the making, and the other a ho in training). I had to cook, do housework, AND take care of the kids, while they were off working all kinds of weird hours. She even wanted me to take them every other weekend to my house so they could stay over. And get this, she said, I will stop paying you at 9p.m., because that's when they go to bed (yeah right), and your pay will resume at 8 a.m. the next morning, because that's when they get up (yeah right). LMAO
And THEN, she would always get these monster migraines and call me up (on my days off) and ask if I could watch the kids because she was in too much pain.
UGH
I can just imagine what an unreal diva bitch JHO is.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
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Button up yo damn shirt skeletor!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
that's crazy
ps: i like her 'shades'
Real women take care of their own kids JWHORE. Of course everyone needs help, thats a given; 16 hours a day of SOMEONE ELSE taking care of your kids when you havea ll the money in the world is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 10:55am.
I think I'm gonna start calling you Super DebFrmHell! 9 years sobriety is something to be very proud of.
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Submitted by dramaqueen,
I can do either. Been sober for 9 years
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OFF TOPIC:
a tape of Governor Spitzer's ho Ashley Dupre is out...playing with a vibrator......I can't believe this bitch was going to sue Joe Francis when she voluntarily did this on tape.....and I HATE Joe Francis!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 14, 2008 - 11:46am.
JLo is the most over-hyped media whore in Hollywood.
I remember when she was an overweight FlyGirl struggling to keep up on In Living Color.
Anyone else?
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Haaahaa, I remember her with her short hair and thick eyebrows!
She never seemed to be one of the dancers in the front row, if ya know what I mean.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!”
WTF??? I already DO that job bitch!! It's called being a MOM!!!! Geez...i read that and thought they were describing my life. I have twins so i KNOW what its like...PLUS i do all the house cleaning and keep my husband in line too. I'm fucking super mom!!! Fuck you J-low.
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Why can't they clean up their children's crap themselves? If they could fuck, they can also take care of their children. No matter how successful I may become, I wouldn't want someone else raising my children, period. Everyone in Hollyweird is poppin' youngins and most of these idiots don't have the patience to take care of them.
JLo is the most over-hyped media whore in Hollywood.
I remember when she was an overweight FlyGirl struggling to keep up on In Living Color.
Anyone else?
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I am an absolute whore for money, and I heart babies. I would never work for this cunt. She is known as the most entitled fucking bitch in all of Hollywood. And why? Her "music career"? Maid in Manhattan? Really?! I'm not surprised she works them like slaves. Raising children is hard enough without a belligerent harpy breathing fire down your back 24/7. Go to hell you fucking psycho bitch. I pray I see on the food stamp line one day.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 11:40am.
LCT: Also Kathy Hilton.
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I don't know... Nicky's still relatively normal, if you don't count her shotgun Vegas wedding and divorce a few months later.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT: Also Kathy Hilton.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 14, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Oh yeah I remember that one, the richer get richer I suppose. But what REALLY gets to me is that JLO has no problem spending 1000 dollars on a tiny little bottle of creme de la mer to smother her fat ass with, but to provide her children with care, oh no thats where she draws the line??? fucking whatever
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
If you break it down, that's only $20 an HOUR!
Are you effing kidding me?
I own my own business, so I make pretty decent money (more than that!), but if I didn't, I know I could go anywhere in the rural blue collar town that I live in and make WAY more than that and put up with a hell of a lot less crazy.
Hell, my little cousin gets $20 bucks an hour for babysitting the neighbors kid!
J-HO can spend $5 million on the G-D nursery but can't shell out for their care and well being. What a piece of shit! It's all about appearances!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 10:32am.
Hollywood's worst mommies:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. MiserAlba
4. White Oprah
5. Lynn Spears?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 14, 2008 - 11:36am.
LCT:
Britney
Miley's Mom
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Fuck, how did I forget Britney? Oh year. She's not really any kind of mom at all.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
"But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!”
Taking care of both kids all day, all week...sounds like a mother, not a nanny. JLo might as well adopt them out to someone who actually wants to be a parent.
Isn't it hilarious that JLo was all genuinely excited to have babies until she reached roughly her 6th month then appeared to become completely bored with the idea?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT:
Britney
Miley's Mom
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Marc looks like he has cancer, and J-Lo looks like fucking cancer.
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Submitted by Deb on July 14, 2008 - 10:20am.
Exactly. Or Wino's sober companion.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 14, 2008 - 11:18am.
JLO is such a dumbass, how does she expect to keep "la muchacha" if she works her to the bone. Just fucking hire 2 bitches to alternate shifts and there. I bet you its a money thing. People are so funny that way, the richer they get, the stingier they get, when it comes to OTHERS.
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reminds me of the chef who won that suit against Sting and his Gollum wife for working her 24/7 and refusing her maternity leave