Nobody Wants To Work For JLo
It was rumored that JLo and Skeletor didn't have a nanny for the Dragon Tales Twins. We all simultaneously rolled our eyes at that one. JLo doesn't even change her own husband's diapers, why would she change her baby's diapers?!
JLo and Skeletor have already went through two nannies and the DT Twins aren't even a year old. The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) reports that JLo treats her nannies like slaves, making them work over 16 hours a day. A source said that their second nanny recently quit that bitch without giving any notice.
The source said, “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!” Their first nanny only lasted a week.
JLo is having trouble finding another nanny even though she's willing to cough up $2,250 a week. Okay, that sounds like a lot of money, but you have to work 16-hours a day and also deal with Skeletor always trying to suck your blood. And JLo would probably make you do shit that isn't in your job description, like emptying out her backyard fur traps.
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Only $2,000 a week to be JLo's nanny? Multiply that by about 3,000 and you'd be getting close to an amount that would be worth it.
Let's play a game.
Hollywood's worst mommies:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. MiserAlba
4. White Oprah
5. (Drawing a blank)
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
They better be careful. Brangelina may adopt the babies when they are not looking.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
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right? although the laws are different for Domestic Employees, I know it is not legal to have them work a 16 hour day.....
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-poster on JJ
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 14, 2008 - 11:22am.
SThe only reason she had these kids was to compete with Skeletor's Ex-Wife.
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and to stay on the tabs, because talent won't keep her relevant
No one will hire me so maybe I should go be JLo's nanny. I could slip Skeletor some food under the door...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Who would work with dead people, even half-dead ones?!
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And gwad forbid she does a thing to raise her kids.
Counting pennies must be that exhausting.
Parenthood is not as glamorous as she thought it would be.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Maybe I'm wrong, but wasn't JLo the one who was tooting her own horn about not having help with the babies?
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
People who talk the biggest trash about how babies are "precious" and "their lives" and blablablaaazzzzzz ad nauseum are always the ones who treat the people who actually take care of them worse than garbage.
Oh yeah, & JLo: still a floppy ass no-class skeezer.
Have they tried Super Nanny?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Somebody tell this stupid twat to check Federal Employment regulations.
Or better yet, raise her own crotch-fruit herself. The only reason she had these kids was to compete with Skeletor's Ex-Wife.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 10:17am.
Kind of like signing on to be Naomi Campbell's assistant.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That's a lot of money. Why are dumb bitches complaining?!?
The guy behind Jennifer looks like he just smelt something foul.
Cheap, cheap, cheap. I don't know why anyone is shocked by this.
JLO is such a dumbass, how does she expect to keep "la muchacha" if she works her to the bone. Just fucking hire 2 bitches to alternate shifts and there. I bet you its a money thing. People are so funny that way, the richer they get, the stingier they get, when it comes to OTHERS.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
To me, this is just like those idiots who go on an established reality show & then boo-hoo because it's so hard & not what they thought it would be. It's well established that JLo is a bitch on wheels. Anyone who goes to work for her deserves what they get.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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.....and this is why in my 14 years of being a Nanny/Personal Asst, I have NEVER worked for a celeb. No fucking way- I don;t care HOW much they are paying it's not worth it to put up with these pieces of shit.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I know some people like that right here in NYC Upper East Side.
Why does this not surprise me?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
LOL I'll do it!