He Was In Lucky Star?!
Christopher Ciccone is making the talk show rounds whoring out his tell-all on Vadge which comes out today. The most shocking thing I've learned so far is that Christopher was a dancer in Vadge's Lucky Star video!
I didn't know that shit. Obviously, the bitch isn't dancing anymore. It looks like the only kind of exercise he does now involves running his fat mouth. I can relate.
Christopher was on "Good Morning America" today and he talked about everything from A-Rod to homo-hating Guy Ritchie to Kabbalah.
On Vadge's alleged affair with A-Rod:
"I think that it’s highly unlikely. Umm.....First of all, despite everything else she’s still a Catholic girl and I umm....I don’t think.... Although, he is kind of her type so it’s difficult to say. I think that he was interested in Kabbalah and I know Alex from Miami. We've met a number of times. I doubt that this is an affair. I'm sure he had nothing to do with the break-up of their marriage. I don't believe it."On what ruined his relationship with Vadge:
"Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship. The best way to get to my sister is to get in bed with her, you know what I mean? And since I wasn't doing that, and ... wasn't about to, you know, that person -- like I said -- who speaks to her, the last person to speak to her at night, has the most influence. And we both couldn't really exist in the same hemisphere. Not to mention his issues with homosexuality. He has a problem with homosexuality and with me. It was very apparent at the wedding in Scotland just in the way his friends made the toast with gay references."On Kabbalah:
"I did follow it for quite some time. Although, I was blackmailed into it. I finished a house for Madonna and she owed me a final payment. She told me she would only give me the final payment if I went to a Kabbalah class. Kabbalah in many ways has validated some of her bad behavior. Now it’s her way or no one’s way because she’s got God on her side. It's a double-edged sword. Which she has a tendency to use it like a weapon. I think that’s not what they quite intended. "On using Kabbalah to help with her control issues:
“Controlling is a perfect word for it, and right now, in her life, there are three things she can’t control. She’s turning 50, her husband, and me and this book. That’s enough for anything who lives that kind of choreographed mythological life to crack a little bit."
Vadge's spokesbitch would not comment until the book is released.
I don't like reading books, so I'm going to wait until this shit is released on mp3. Do you think Vadge will narrate? It would sound so much better with her British accent. Click here to see Christopher's interview on GMA. Fuck, I love Deborah Roberts.
I read through a few pages in the bookstore, and from what I read it's easy to see why he would write a book like this. She sounds like a stingy twat when it comes to sharing the wealth -especially with her own brother who worked for her! She is very calculating - and the way she went on the hunt for a daddy donor ! geez. It's safe to say "money certainly changes people." He probably doesn't even recognize her as the girl he once knew. No wonder it was easy for him to throw her under the bus. I also bet he was rather kind and could've said alot worse!I was never a big fan of hers, but reading some of that shit turned me off her completely. I don't care how many orphans she adopts. It's all about image with her. These celebrities suck ass!
I'm on the last few pages of "Life With My Sister Madonna", by Christopher Ciccone.
To be sure, he's not a literary giant. If that's what you need, stick with Proust, James, Dostoyevsky, et al...
There are consistant themes between other biographies, regarding Madonna, and her treatment of others.
For instance, Taraborrelli's bio, "Madonna", clearly gives examples, and interviews with individuals, who were used, and manipulated by her. Even when she had the income, Madonna didn't adequately pay those who helped her.
In Warren Beatty's case, which isn't mentioned in her brother's book, Warren threatened legal action, if she didn't remove segments of private converstions between them in her "Truth or Dare" film. She removed them.
Something NOT in the film: Her stay at Boston Harbor Hotel, where she ordered food flown in from Hong Kong, and was pissed if it wasn't served on time. The staff don't care to see her again.
There's alot of substantiated truth, to what her brother wrote.
It was good, light reading. A reprieve from my usual history stuff.
Addendum:
In a recent interview Madonna had with a European fashion magazine, she interupted the interview to work out for two hours. The interviewer described her as having an "unnatural" high energy level.
Must be the British tea.
It certainly rings true to the ear.
I lived in London for 2 years and alot of straight british men are homophobic.
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Actually, she betrayed HIM by making him believe they were a team in both their careers. Can't blame the guy for wanting to cash in when she left him for some other guy.
God--she reminds me so much of Paris Hilton in that video. Looking at the camera and pouting like a little girl. Ick!
This dude needs to get a life of his own and stop worrying about being Vadge's brother.
Youri-
Um, you are thinking of the wrong brother. Christopher is not the coke-head.
And honestly Kabbalah isn't bad or cultish. The way Madonna goes on about it is cultish.
Peaches -
were we separated at birth? Why do I agree with you on everything?
Ok, still reading the book, and still can't stand Madonna. But, I don’t think it’s news that Madonna is a famewhore, user, liar, talentless, ego maniac, hypocrite, self-righteous, pretentious ass (am I leaving anything out?)
What gets me is her religious pretensions. Sorry Madonna, all that fame and money can’t buy you a heart or a soul. Money and fame don't buy you God. She donated 5 million to that religion and is still the same twat she always was. That's sad.
Submitted by Devore on July 14, 2008 - 6:36pm
Not defending this sleazebag, by any means, but I think with Madonna, it's "do as I say do, or be removed". She's cut off a lot of people over the years, just completely cut them out of her life. Not sure if she'd do this with her own family, but judging from this particular rift, it seems likely. She cut him out, and he's paying her back.
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He was on this TV show with Madonna when she lipsynched a performance of "Holiday" back in the day as well. I think they still use it as the video clip. He was one of the backup dancers. The most I remember from it is that he had pitstains.
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"Madonna basically treats her own family like servants and slaves to her GIANT EGO."
her sibs allow themselves to be treated like that.
i would never allow my family to treat me like crap.
they put up with it for the cash, plain and simple.
I read part of this, and it's SO SAD and brutally honest. Madonna basically treats her own family like servants and slaves to her GIANT EGO. No wonder her twenty brothers and sisters don't talk to her. And, she preaches about religion and Kabalah? What a f'in hypocrite. I didn't think it was possible to hate her anymore, but . . . she's a completely vile person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever IMO.
Sorry, end rant mode.
thumbed through this book at a bookstore this afternoon.
not.
very.
interesting.
just like the book's subject!
He seems nervous. Probably because he knows he has been cut out of her will...He is selling out his sister and that's just wrong nomatter how big a a bitch she's is. Too me it seems he's just bitter that he isn't in her inner circle anymore. Besides everybody knows he's a coke head who was helped by Madonna many times. Maybe she was just fed up with him.
Still a Catholic, after copulating with 589678567805687098 crucifixs.
Still a Catholic girl but following Kababble-ah??
Does. Not. Compute.
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Submitted by S_G on July 14, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Still a CATHOLIC GIRL???
Madonna, the same woman who has reportedly had 11 abortions?
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O now THAT's an urban myth.
She did have one tho - and that's not Catholic at all.
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Still a CATHOLIC GIRL???
Madonna, the same woman who has reportedly had 11 abortions?
*Rolls eyes*
this is what Madonna looks like without all the makeup.
Hate Madonna. Love reading these bitchy excerpts.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.
She is such a dried up cunt, I hope Guy leaves her, then sues her for ruining his career
Submitted by James Haven on July 14, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Well Carott, first things first. Good to see you!
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Good to see you too! I hope you recovered from the hail-pelting. We'll all Polysporin you if you need it.
You know what, none of that is surprising. Has he started talking like a woman yet? His balls have been gone for a LOOOONG time now.
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for our viewing pleasure...
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Submitted by peaches on July 14, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Hello peaches!
James Haven has been working on a book but has so many other things going on that it has been put on hold. Not too mention that Sir Tommy has threatened to beat James Haven up, if he writes about the time James Haven walked in on Sir Tommy and J.T. taking a bubble bath together!
Now with the twins, James Haven's MaryKay business, Mad's new school, taking French lessons and managing the Jonas Brother's career, James Haven has alot on his plate!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 7:36pm.
James Haven, don't be a tease. Give us a little something on Brad... please...
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Well Carott, first things first. Good to see you!
Now, for the dirt on Brad:
Brad has been VERY bossy but that's nothing new.
Last night he had James Haven watch all the kids including Bono's! For someone so worried about the Earth's population, Bozo should keep his pants zipped!
James Haven lost one of the kids (who was later found unharmed) but Brad made a big deal out of it. He told James Haven he had to sleep on the patio. (That wouldn't have been so bad since his bedroom is in the boiler room), but it was hailing and James Haven was pelted all night.
Brad has been acting very odd these past few weeks. He went batshit the other day because his scrambled eggs were touching his bacon! WTF?
He has us all taking French lessons and is thinking of changing his name to Pierre! Pierre Pitt?
He has plum forgotten about those houses in NOLA that he was building, and told James Haven to return to the States and takeover! James Haven has his MaryKay business and has no time for buildin' houses.
Just the other day, James Haven received a call from an irrate Warren Beatty. Warren was miffed because his leatherface was in dire need of a treatment! James Haven is going to lose alot of important clients because of Brad!
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Isn't he supposed to be a major druggie? I heard that's why he wrote the book -- Madonna cut him off because he wouldn't go to rehab.
I think he's hopped up on something here. Just verbal diarrhea and can't stay on track with one thought.
Either that or he was nervous because he thought Madge had some Rabbi assassin standing by in the studio...
"THIS IS FOR ESTHER!!" *bang *bang*
peaches on July 14, 2008 - 1:38pm
I hear that.
I had a friend, not a relative but still, we were thick as thieves then she got a dude.
I gave it the 4-6 month proper couple time, we didn't hang at all but we chatted, then we would make plans, nothing major, I got it she had a steady, she blew me off and blew me off.
I stopped trying to be friends with her.
4 years later she sent me a gottdamn wedding invite and this stupid note. We had not spoken for that long, I moved on.
I sent the invite back, I did not attend. She now has no friends, no one talks to her anymore.
Oh well.
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Submitted by James Haven on July 14, 2008 - 1:33pm.
James I was going to ask you if you'd be writing a tell all!!! You beat me to it! God bless you James Haven, you never dissapoint! I can't wait for the dirt on Brad! your sister was never so into this over exposure before she was with him! I don't even remember her on the cover of a single glossy magazine before Brad! Not a coincidence is it? I do hope you and Your papa Jon can save your sister, we miss the girl who used to play tonsil hockey with you!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 14, 2008 - 1:34pm.
So Madge walked away from her blood for dick.
Women are more likely to do that than Men!!! I'm a woman, and it disgusts me how quickly will sell out their BFF or Family for some cock they are after! Men have that saying : "Bros before Hos". I must say, when it comes to this particular subject, men are the stronger sex!
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James Haven, don't be a tease. Give us a little something on Brad... please...
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
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So Madge walked away from her blood for dick.
I still think she married Guy and let him run her around because she totally thought she would be an "actress" instead she had to go back to what she doesn't want to do anymore, and the "fans" pay the price, literally.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
James Haven's Tell All will blow this chap's book right out of the water! Kabbalah KaSMALAH! James Haven has dirt on every celebrity in Hollywood!
Has Madonna's brother ever seen Sir Tommy in a backless evening gown and blond wig from the Zsa Zsa Gabor Collection? No, he has not!
How about catching J.T. fixing his Spanx? Doubt
Has he ever given K-Fed a maniped? Never!
Wonder when was the last time he got a drink thrown in his face because he told Candy Spelling she looked just like Mimi LaRue! hmmm?
Did he ever have Aretha Franklin sit on him for forgetting the Grey Poupon? ..........
And let's not forget about Brad! James Haven has things on Brad even his mother doesn't know about!
You bitches know that James Haven has the goods on all of them and when HIS book comes out, all you bitches will receive an autographed copy and a MaryKay lip gloss!
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What the hell kind of rambling mumbo jumbo was that? I hate Vadge but it's hard to believe this guy is telling the truth with all his yammering.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 14, 2008 - 12:53pm.
hey I wrote you an apology on that thread last night, I hope you read it. again, I'm sorry if my political remarks offended you.
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Watching that Lucky Star video just threw me back to 5th grade. OMG! I can't believe I used to try and look like her and dress like her.
God help me.
Honestly Modonna is the one being a cultish figure with Kaballah, not the Bergs themselves. I actually dabbled in it a little. I emailed Yehuda Berg, asking him for a meditation for my personal use, he wrote me back personally, saying he'd have his secretary send it to me. So they emailed it to me, completly free, and that was the end of it, they didn't try bothering me to sign up for classes, not once. I never have joined them officially, Sometimes I read the free newsletter, that's it. They are not at all like scientologists. The Kaballah center in London is the only one I've heard of that pressures people, And Madonna pretty much built that one.
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Hmmmm.... Can you say bitter old queen? Come on, I know you can do it.... Christ, live off your sister and then screw her. nice. real nice.
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Another good one - I'm all about the evolution of ideas and practices...I just don't think a pop star should be leading the way, you know?
Which just reminded me. Have you ever read a book called Come Away...The Song of Songs...? Probably not - the writer is Canadian (Ann Hines). She's actually Christian (of course) but it's an extraordinary account of the Jews exile by King Cyrus (and then again by their own people) in the way, way, way back when priestesses were being eradicated. Probably most extraordinary for it's simplicity. It's also a feminist manifesto lol. Anyhoo - just sharing cuz this made me think of it (I only read it recently).
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I don't blame him for writing it. If she's ashamed of her life, hey...she lived it, not he. I don't get it; why he should be taking the heat. And as far as a sib protecting another sib -- hmmm, my sis is a psychologist, hasn't seen me or our family in decades. Can't help the family that's been *assigned* to you, can you?
thlayly5, amen to that. Well said.
I think what he means is that she's got the Catholic attitude towards adultery. Which is a load of bull, because we all know she cheated during her first marriage. JFK Jr, wasn't it? I doubt he was the only one either.
But it's rather telling that he changes his mind and mentions that A-Rod is her "type." Deliberate, that.
Oh, and that refusing to pay him unless he tries kabbalah? What a big veiny douche.
This is what happens when you're a gold digging man whore with all the appeal of a social disease.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 1:05pm
The thing about Madonna's dancing that gets me is, although her moves are technically correct, she looks awkward doing it.
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It's true. She used to be more fluid but she's gotten stiffer and stiffer with age. And that doesn't usually happen to dancers...Older ancers amaze you because you see this old lady but she floats around like a butterfly all the time.
At some point Madonna got a huge stick up her ass and you can tell with every step she takes.
Dancers don't usually have a desire to take over the world tho - they're usually more interested in dancing, so I guess that's why that didn't work out for her;p
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Talk about grasping for straws. I think he's using the book advance to pay for another facelift. That is some David Gest-level bad work there.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 1:05pm
The thing about Madonna's dancing that gets me is, although her moves are technically correct, she looks awkward doing it.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 10:01am.
Meh, it's like everyting else. It gets watered and dumbed down so it's more palatable for public consumption.
Here's another good article.
Cashing in on kabbalah
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So Guy may be a homophobe? Nah, he's married to a man.
How can Guy be homophobic and married to Madonna?? She has always surrounded herself with many homosexuals and not to mention polishing Brit Brits tonsils on nationwide tv.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 14, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I'm not surprised that Madonna is a control freak and stabs people in the back. To have gotten so famous with not a whole lot of singing talent (her voice has always been average- her talent is being shocking) wouldn't she pretty much have to be?
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Yeah - that's old news...Remember she stole that song (Damn I forgot which one!), one of her backup dancers was trying to break into the business and Madonna went behind her back and snatched it from her...
She's, actually, a dancer by trade - scholarships and all that... she had a lot going for her - but I think she's totally diluted that skill and it all was for naught.
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