He Was In Lucky Star?!
Christopher Ciccone is making the talk show rounds whoring out his tell-all on Vadge which comes out today. The most shocking thing I've learned so far is that Christopher was a dancer in Vadge's Lucky Star video!
I didn't know that shit. Obviously, the bitch isn't dancing anymore. It looks like the only kind of exercise he does now involves running his fat mouth. I can relate.
Christopher was on "Good Morning America" today and he talked about everything from A-Rod to homo-hating Guy Ritchie to Kabbalah.
On Vadge's alleged affair with A-Rod:
"I think that it’s highly unlikely. Umm.....First of all, despite everything else she’s still a Catholic girl and I umm....I don’t think.... Although, he is kind of her type so it’s difficult to say. I think that he was interested in Kabbalah and I know Alex from Miami. We've met a number of times. I doubt that this is an affair. I'm sure he had nothing to do with the break-up of their marriage. I don't believe it."On what ruined his relationship with Vadge:
"Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship. The best way to get to my sister is to get in bed with her, you know what I mean? And since I wasn't doing that, and ... wasn't about to, you know, that person -- like I said -- who speaks to her, the last person to speak to her at night, has the most influence. And we both couldn't really exist in the same hemisphere. Not to mention his issues with homosexuality. He has a problem with homosexuality and with me. It was very apparent at the wedding in Scotland just in the way his friends made the toast with gay references."On Kabbalah:
"I did follow it for quite some time. Although, I was blackmailed into it. I finished a house for Madonna and she owed me a final payment. She told me she would only give me the final payment if I went to a Kabbalah class. Kabbalah in many ways has validated some of her bad behavior. Now it’s her way or no one’s way because she’s got God on her side. It's a double-edged sword. Which she has a tendency to use it like a weapon. I think that’s not what they quite intended. "On using Kabbalah to help with her control issues:
“Controlling is a perfect word for it, and right now, in her life, there are three things she can’t control. She’s turning 50, her husband, and me and this book. That’s enough for anything who lives that kind of choreographed mythological life to crack a little bit."
Vadge's spokesbitch would not comment until the book is released.
I don't like reading books, so I'm going to wait until this shit is released on mp3. Do you think Vadge will narrate? It would sound so much better with her British accent. Click here to see Christopher's interview on GMA. Fuck, I love Deborah Roberts.
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Nice article, Mrs. K - Thanks:)
What are you gonna do? Obviously, at some point G-d said: Let there be free will.
Didja know that there are even Wiccan Orders that offer lessons in Kaballah? They claim it to be the highest level of achievement (which I believe) except that these particular Orders charge money for each level just like Scientology. That kinda thing hurts my heart. O yeah - and they're not Jewish.
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Diamond Dawg:
Hey! "Yolie" is my sister's name. But I know you're not her cuz she CAN'T SPELL.
Ha! That is cool! It's my aunt and grandma's name too! Actually, Yolanda is. Is that your sister's name too?
Homophobic??? Guy Richie wears a dress to formal affairs, well ok a kilt, but still, a scotsman is capable of lord knows what perversity. They really are like hillbillies or do I mean billygoats. one of the two. lol
BTW I'm speaking as a person who is part scottish. Oh, and don't forget cheap, those buggers are tight with a buck.
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I think Christpher is pissed that Guy fucked Madonna instead of him.
He sounds like some jealous bitch off the O.C.
I'm not surprised that Madonna is a control freak and stabs people in the back. To have gotten so famous with not a whole lot of singing talent (her voice has always been average- her talent is being shocking) wouldn't she pretty much have to be?
And I won't bash Kaballah or Catholicism since every religion has nuts who do bad things "in the name of their religion" or pimp out their beliefs. I'm am more than positive that there are more nice, normal Kaballah followers and Catholics than there are Madonnas. Or else we'd already be in hell.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 14, 2008 - 9:48am.
Madonna's terrible, but her brother should still protect her instead of sell her out [more].
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naw....its karmic law ~ what goes around comes around. when peepul are controllling, the other people around them rebel. it's natch!
Hard candy is great her peak may be over but shes not even
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 9:43am.
"Today, many well-known celebrities have popularized a new age pop-psychology distortion of kabbalah (I have heard it derisively referred to as "crap-balah"). It borrows the language of kabbalah and the forms of Jewish folk superstitions, but at its heart it has more in common with the writings of Deepak Chopra than with any authentic Jewish source."
Source: http://www.jewfaq.org/kabbalah.htm
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Submitted by yolie on July 14, 2008 - 9:36am.
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Hey! "Yolie" is my sister's name. But I know you're not her cuz she CAN'T SPELL.
Madonna's terrible, but her brother should still protect her instead of sell her out [more].
What a family.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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I'm really liking what I'm hearing from this fellow. But I'm confused, is he ghey or is Guy?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 14, 2008 - 12:33pm.
The Kaballah that La Vadge studies does not resemble real Kaballah in any way, shape or form.
It's not even the Reader's Digest version.
Among other things, one is supposed to to be a Talmudic scholar prior to studying Kaballah, so um, La Vadge does not qualify.
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I know, right? I've brushed past all that stuff in study...I chose to brush past it because it's COMPLICATED, dude. And I loves a good challenge but that was a lifetime of work right there.
Plus - I'm not Jewish.
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I am just so excited MK linked to the Lucky Star video. I freakin worshipped that shit when I was 13!! I would put on my fingerless lace gloves and practice that hop-up-one-arm-in-the air scissor step for hours.
If only Vadge had allowed herself to gracefully leave the limelight when her peak was over, I would still be fond of her today, instead of burning with hatred. Oh well.
He is a beautiful woman. I saw his profile on holyshitareyouwearinglipgloss.com. There you can find madonnas vagina talking to its union leader on fare wages and ass taxes for working for over 50 years straight for a bunch of dick heads and finger pointers.
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Total fairy cake head.
Hasn't Madonna already shown us and told us way more than we ever really wanted to know about herself already. He's gonna have to come up with some pretty bizarre shit for anyone to even be shocked by her these days!!
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I wonder what really happened between them since they used to be so close...even if I got pissed at my bros, I wouldn't write all that crap about them. I still want to read it though!!!
fuck him and his sis, I'm so over it.
and yeah, he looks like shit.
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The Kaballah that La Vadge studies does not resemble real Kaballah in any way, shape or form.
It's not even the Reader's Digest version.
Among other things, one is supposed to to be a Talmudic scholar prior to studying Kaballah, so um, La Vadge does not qualify.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
This is what Madonna would look like without botox and otuch-ups.
Not cute.
And her brother is not poor. This is just to pimp-slap her publically.
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Who knew such a head-strong bitch like Madonna could be so easily influence by whoever speaks to her last during the day?
Not surprised about Kabbalah justifying her cunt ways in her mind. Silly Madonna, any religion could've done that! No need to hijack Jewish mysticism! Catholics have used their belief in God to justify their horrible behavior for centuries!
Christopher Ciccone, I appreciate you trying to bring this crone down a few pegs, but we all know you would be up her ass again in a second if she let you. Bitter, bitter queen.
If Guy Ritchie is so homophobic, why did he marry a man?
O Shaddap!
You can't even form complete sentences dude.
Is it Kaballah or Catholicism? Make up your mind!
And btw, jellus much?
Gah. That was the most frustrating interview I've ever read.
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I have no interest in what the DB has to say. I'm not going to make a brother of a celeb rich by buying his crap either!