Monday, July 14th 2008

Naomi With Child

That poor baby has no idea that his life is literally in Naomi Campbell's hands. The people around her are probably trying to keep quiet as to not upset her. If they do, she would totally throw that innocent baby at them.

Naomi visited a children's hospital in Nigeria this weekend where she donated some toys. She also spoke to reporters about her bad behavior.

She said, “I’m not a bad person. When people say all these negative things about me, I ignore them. Let them be negative - but do that away from me. It hurts but I know there is much more good in the world."

Whoever said she was a bad person? She might be an insane cunt who regularly attacks defenseless people for no reason, but is she a bad person? Okay, yes she is.

She went on to say, “I’m blessed to be able to do charitable work and good things but no one focuses on that because I don’t throw it in people’s faces. That’s why they focus on the negatives.

That's because she's too busy throwing her Blackberry in people's faces.

Posted by: Michael K


I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O Mlast week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Dominique Devereaux's picture

Just as much as I can not locate any sense of humor about your racism, Kizzy, I can not locate any comaradery for Naomi.

It's just unpleasant hate-hate on both fronts.

By the way Kizzy, are you just another knife weilding teenager on a Streathem bus? Because cunts like you come in all colors.
Clare Young anybody?

letinstar's picture

that child looks scarred for life already..
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

She looks soooo uncomfortable holding that baby

Chenny's picture

What kind of mother would let Naomi get her nasty claws all over her baby???

It seriously looks like she's going to suck the baby's blood or something. She probably regularly needs to feed on the blood of virgins to keep her wig from falling off.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 6:53pm

You were right when you corrected that and said you were unable to locate your sense of humor. I see you've re-edited your edit. You shouldn't have.

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Submitted by RJII on July 14, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I'll pay $100.00 cash to the person that snatches that horrid wig off her balding head and gets a pic.
$50 for knocking those fake contacts out. serious.
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I wish I could take you up on that offer. That's gas money!

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Talibah's picture

I don't know about anyone else but when I saw Naomi with that baby my heart dropped to my stomach. Watching her hold that child is like watching a an elderly woman waking toward rush hour traffic.

You wanna save them but there's a big chance you won't make it in time.

RJII's picture

Me and the dogs gotta go drink some holy wine at my neighbor's house. everyone enjoy your evening.

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_Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 5:23pm.

Off subject-- I have two attitudes towards the religious. 1) men and religion combined is lethal; 2) those proclaiming to be closest to God are usually the biggest hypocrits.

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RJII's picture

My friend and her mother in LA wear heavy weaves glued to their heads. Eventhough they wash the shit, I noticed that they have bald patches seeping through. I caught one of them scratching, and a big brownish red bald patch of scalp was exposed.
Sorry if this is gross, but that's what I imagine Naomi's million dollar head to look like under that wig. I think the lack of air under all that polyester is the cause of both hair loss and brain damage. Naomi is really a nice person, it's the wig.

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RJII's picture

Well, if that jumbo bitch Naomi manages to bite one of your limbs off, and she a quick siren, then your life insurance will pay about $25,000 to supplement my $100. Damn, the pic alone should fetch $100K.
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Dominique Devereaux's picture

"Bullshit!! It's motive, all the good cop & lawyer shows say so. :)"

Oh wow! I'm supposed to be in collaboration with Mr/Ms Edmond64?That's not true and no matter which way I try to look at it I just find it's just dumb to assume.

What is your reasoning?

As for the White House being being built with slave labor I can believe it because my grandfather was virtual slave labor to build a holy Cathedral. Imagine praying so piously in that place that was built by people who were exploited. What kind of evil would you have to be to think you can pray in there knowing the origins of the building? I just love the whole "holier than thou" attitude of that minority of loud-spoken bible-beating so-called christians. It just makes me laugh at their combined hypocrisy and ignorance.

I have no problem with geniune Christians who love and respect Christ (or the idea), are compassionate and loving and accepting and want a better world. It's the assholes who obviously don't and hijacked the religion that I hate like hell fire...to use their own "language"!

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Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Life insurance is a fraud from start to finish and we all know that
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Bullshit!! It's motive, all the good cop & lawyer shows say so. :)

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

Life insurance is a fraud from start to finish and we all know that. That's why they had to make it COMPULSORY! to get a mortgage to buy a home.

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Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 4:26pm.

Is that your new idee-fix, silk slippers? What are you talking about, woman? And why such a dirty mouth?

Read the thread carefully - $100 is nothing for such a dirty job as hunting Naomis's wig. Only life insurance will cost a chunk.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Did she throw that baby at anyone? Did she give it the herps?

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Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Edmond64 on July 14, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by RJII on July 14, 2008 - 8:45pm.
I'll pay $100.00 cash to the person that snatches that horrid wig off her balding head and gets a pic.
$50 for knocking those fake contacts out. serious.

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$100? Whoa, how generous. From which Planet are you coming, sweetheart? We're living not in 1880.

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Who are you Edmond 64? "My family has been smelly cunts fucking in dirty stolen money noone in my family had to actually earn since 1879"? Is that you Edmond64?

Shut up, cunt. Don't you have Indian child slave workers to conduct while they sew up your silk slippers? Or at least make your company millions of dollars in profits selling the free labour slave slippers to the public for just a couple of quid?

$100 is still a lot of money to most despite the way inflation has degraded what it will get a person in terms of investment!

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You know what I'm saying. $100.00 is a lot to me, but I guess some people got it like that. Hey, my people built the White House and got shit. lol.

Snatching Naomi's wig, while possible life threatening, should be worth a C spot.

free labor slave slippers-- you're righteous.
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Fronika's picture

Pity she wouldn't stay in Nigeria, her and her wig. I'd love to see what her real hair looks like, if she has any that is.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Me Wants Your Cookie's picture

Yeah, she's not too bad to look at.
Yeah, she's a clothes hanger for overpriced clothes.
Yeah, she makes more money than moi.

She also has serious delusions of grandeur and a sense of entitlement that needs to be beaten out of her (with a cellphone!)

"What's that on your head? It's a WIIIIGGGG!"

Green Is Good's picture

There's no cure for being a narcissistic bitch like Naomi. And photo ops with tragic orphans makes her look like even more of a complete and utter shallow, opportunistic ass.

RJII's picture

Submitted by Edmond64 on July 14, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by RJII on July 14, 2008 - 8:45pm.
I'll pay $100.00 cash to the person that snatches that horrid wig off her balding head and gets a pic.
$50 for knocking those fake contacts out. serious.

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$100? Whoa, how generous. From which Planet are you coming, sweetheart? We're living not in 1880.

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I'm living in the 1920's-- The Great Depression, sweeetheart.

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

Submitted by Edmond64 on July 14, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by RJII on July 14, 2008 - 8:45pm.
I'll pay $100.00 cash to the person that snatches that horrid wig off her balding head and gets a pic.
$50 for knocking those fake contacts out. serious.

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$100? Whoa, how generous. From which Planet are you coming, sweetheart? We're living not in 1880.

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Who are you Edmond 64? "My family has been smelly cunts fucking in dirty stolen money noone in my family had to actually earn since 1879"? Is that you Edmond64?

Shut up, cunt. Don't you have Indian child slave workers to conduct while they sew up your silk slippers? Or at least make your company millions of dollars in profits selling the free labour slave slippers to the public for just a couple of quid?

$100 is still a lot of money to most despite the way inflation has degraded what it will get a person in terms of investment!

Leatherette's picture

and neither do PR "crisis management" photo ops, moldy twat hole

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 14, 2008 - 1:31pm.

angel_i I saw your myspace profile and under heroes it said "Viva La Lohan". I saw it, you can't deny me!
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It's true. And you didn't even mention the fact that you're the only one! So humble you are in your greatness!

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Leatherette's picture

Community service for assaulting one more little person doesn't count as "charitable work," prune cunt.

peaches's picture

Attention Whore!!!

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Edmond64's picture

Submitted by RJII on July 14, 2008 - 8:45pm.
I'll pay $100.00 cash to the person that snatches that horrid wig off her balding head and gets a pic.
$50 for knocking those fake contacts out. serious.

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$100? Whoa, how generous. From which Planet are you coming, sweetheart? We're living not in 1880.

kdracofan's picture

what a cute boy

RJII's picture

I'll pay $100.00 cash to the person that snatches that horrid wig off her balding head and gets a pic.
$50 for knocking those fake contacts out. serious.
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Sugartits's picture

Looks like if you snatched that Halloween store wig off her head, she'd be completely bald.

Dominique Devereaux's picture

Or maybe it's the parents in their ignorance who might have thought it would be "prestigious" for their baby to be pictured with the crazy ho who is FAMOUS!! FAME!! FAMOUS!!!! SHE'S FAMOUS SHE MUST BE NICE, RIGHT!!! And that just makes me even more sad. I feel sorry for them all..

Dominique Devereaux's picture

Oh I see. It happened in Nigeria. Probably the police were standing over the mother so she had no choice but to be intimidated into handing her baby over for the photo with Ms Asshole.

Little miss's picture

I see Naomi's thoughts in her eyes: "Will this baby steak taste better medium with blood or raw?"

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Shoebox's picture

monster hands yikes! And yet the baby seems to calm

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dustbunny's picture

You scared the bejesus out of me! Thought the anti-christ had been conceived!

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

I am so instantly repelled by this photo. Disgusting. Frightening. Naomi with her hands on a helpless child and smiling like a demented bimbo into the camera lens. Oh this ho! Someone please call that kid's mother to get him away from this twisted bitch!

Michael Jackson is "Daddykins of the Year" compared to Naomi's "maternal instincts". WTF? Oh I hope her tubes are blocked and IVF doesn't take. Can you think what would happen to a baby in Naomi's "beat you with my cellphone because I act like a teenaged girl on a bus to Streatham" hands.

Seriously though, what idiot gives this psycho horror supermodel permission to be photographed holding their kid? That's just beyond dumb.

Naomi needs to concentrate on the only thing her psycho ass can manage which is ripping up a runway.

fififi's picture

That's because she's too busy throwing her Blackberry in people's faces.

hahahahahaha!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 14, 2008 - 1:31pm.

LCT
make your witch eyes too! and smell kevin's balls if you can.
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I can't smell balls through my electric paper. However, I bet they smell like Hagrid.

Ok. I need to vent. This chick at work is pissing me off. Total attention whore. She goes around telling everyone she had a migraine for 9 straight weeks and walks 7 kilometres a day, yet she starts sweating after 5 minutes of putting papers in envelopes. Just... ugh. Hate that kind of shit.

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LCT
make your witch eyes too! and smell kevin's balls if you can.
vivalalohan, I reported the abuse too.
fuckers!
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ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

angel_i I saw your myspace profile and under heroes it said "Viva La Lohan". I saw it, you can't deny me!

OnT: Has Naomi ALWAYS been crazy or is this just the last few yrs or so?

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 14, 2008 - 1:26pm.

LCT
you don't want the toilet bats eating your ass, trust.
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What happens? Do tennis cans start coming out of the holes the toilet bats eat? It's ok, I'll get county on the phone.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

She went on to say, “I’m blessed to be able to do charitable work and good things but no one focuses on that because I don’t throw it in people’s faces. That’s why they focus on the negatives.”

- Posing in full make up, hair done and a watch that could buy a nation.
I have no idea why one would accentuate the negatives about you Naomi, not one clue.

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LCT
you don't want the toilet bats eating your ass, trust.
and what the fuck is vivalabusy? another fucking stalker???

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ROOF FLIES OFF!

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Submitted by viva la Busey on July 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.

What in the FUCK was that?

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 14, 2008 - 1:21pm.

Please report abuse on that.
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Done.

Oy! I keep thinking you're impersonating me, when really, I'm impersonating YOU!

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missy's picture

i dont have beef with naomi. shes contributed to the fashion industry so much as a model. shes fine.
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missy's picture

i reported it too viva.. fuckin nutbags
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pitseleh's picture

dreamhypnotique...I just noticed her hands as well...they're HUGE!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 14, 2008 - 1:16pm.

that wouldn't happen if you'd pay your damn ass tax and feed the toilet bats. you're asking for it!
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DAMNIT. I KNEW there was something I was supposed to do. Fuck it, the toilet bats can eat my buttcheeks. I need my ass tax.

And what the hell is with viva la Busey??

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