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Brooke Hogan makes it so hard for me to like her. She seems like the only bitch in the Hogan family that has more than half a brain cell, but then she goes and does shit like this. She looks like a tranny roasted chicken stuffed into discount lingerie from the local whore store. Brooke needs to leave this kind of tacky skank shit for the Trannycat Dolls. It's not helping her cause.

You know that after she performed, her daddy probably told her he'd wash that outfit for her. I bet he will. BARF!

Below is some video of Brooke skanking it up with The Knockouts at Mansion in Miami this past weekend.

Okay, at least she wore exquisite lucite heels from the Shauna Sand collection.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:02am.

Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 4:49pm.

can you call the missing seat area in said chaps a "butt hole"?
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hahah! perfect!

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by Sassy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 7:24am.

This gross whore will never learn. She needs to take a good look at cougar mom and learn something. Put some fucking tasteful clothes on, wipe off the clown makeup, go to school. Make people take notice of you for a good reason.

Submitted by Sendy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 4:23am.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:36am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 2:32am.

definitely has promise... wait, did she promise?!LOL!

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:32am.

I'd like to sign off with my vote for the day's best post. A fairly new poster, but someone who shows great promise:

Submitted by sillijane on July 14, 2008 - 2:31pm.

Count me in!!! Dick sucking contest??? I'll suck all you bitches under the table. hmmm, that doesn't sound right. I'm keeping it,anyway.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:28am.

*losing lunch and dinner*

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:26am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 2:23am.
*so confused* *shaking head violently* *make it stop*

round and round we go, where we ALL stop?... hell in a handbasket, man!... enjoy the ride!

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:25am.

ESE, when I said tights, I really meant support hose. :))

*leans on walker, inhales oxygen*
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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:23am.

*so confused* *shaking head violently* *make it stop*

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:21am.

Submitted by islandgirl on July 15, 2008 - 2:15am.

wearin' tights, 'eh?... i want pictures!

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:19am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 2:16am.
I was sure that was a tranny.

this coming from a Sheep that wears lederhosen!

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:18am.

That IS a guy, right? :)

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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:16am.

I was sure that was a tranny.

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:15am.

EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 2:07am.
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I've been known to wear tights on occasion! But I wouldn't whore my family out to the highest bidder. (although I did do a figure 4 leg-lock on my brother once...)
Anyway, I get embarrassed for these people, and I don't know why. But then again, I get embarrassed for anyone who makes a holy show out of themselves.

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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:07am.

Submitted by islandgirl on July 15, 2008 - 1:57am.

i figure Orkin can take care of the whole mess of this family... oh, and.. yeah, "angry"?... i don't blame ya.. fuck 'em!.. i have a slight problem with people who make millions wearing tights and playing silly oily fighting scripts and their families that do nothing but continue the downward spiral of humanity... and to top it off... i hate fucking reality shows!LOL!

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:57am.

EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 1:43am.
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They should have all have been castrated. Seeing as how they all have peens. Except for Nick. I hope he's crying like the little bitch that he is.

Sorry, did that sound angry?
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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:43am.

Submitted by islandgirl on July 15, 2008 - 1:36am.

get out a scoop of vanilla ice cream and the blender, you got one hell of a wicked milkshake!!

OT: yeah, i guess i will... the entire Hogan family needs to be eradicated

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:36am.

EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 1:30am.
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Ugh. That is not natural. Did the Hulk and Pappa Joe go to highschool together?

*sips frozen White Russian out of bendy straw, cowers in the corner*

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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:30am.

Submitted by islandgirl on July 15, 2008 - 1:22am.

sadly, yes.. TMZ has him in the V.I.P spot

edited... http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/14/hogan-knows-breast-brooke-strips-for-daddy...

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:22am.

Please tell me that Daddy Dearest wasn't in the audience. It's all bad enough.

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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:15am.

finally! daddy's stripper pole investment is paying off

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by randomsumm3r on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:50am.

alright, i do burlesque and while this is not that, brooke holds her own against these skanks. she can bump and grind! i'm happily surprised, actually. it looks like she practiced her moves a lot- better than a certain VMA performance, i can say that much.

Submitted by LunaChick on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:46am.

Submitted by clarketron on July 14, 2008 - 11:15pm.

Holy Crap was exactly my first thought too.

Well said, I agree with everything you said, especially E.

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Submitted by clarketron on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 11:15pm.

HOLY Crap!! I don't even know where to start?!!

A. the trash known as the pussycat dolls should sue for copyright infringement

B. The pussycat dolls just basically stole stripper costumes and call it "burlesque" to try and make it seem like they aren't skanks

c. that girl has major cankles--god bless her,there's not much she can do about that except not wear those shoes that hit right on the cankle

D. Heidi montag might actually have a better voice than her. maybe even alli lohan.

E. I can't get over her fredricks of hollywood "costume" (I'm not super woman's lib or anything, but geeze how degrading to have to sell herself like a stripper to get people to "listen to her." Is this is what it has come to? I mean she doesn't even realize that she's only a half a notch above stripping)

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 11:05pm.

why do i have a feeling her brother is dressed the same way right about now?

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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 10:17pm.

I couldn't bear more than a second of Brooke's "singing" What's even sadder than her trashy display, is that people are willing to pay money to see it.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 10:03pm.

At first I thought this was the Hulk

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 9:59pm.

ugh...this shit looks like amatuer night at the local dive...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

Submitted by Oonagh on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:58pm.

Let's face it, Frank 'n' Furter wore it better.

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:57pm.

I think I went blind for a second there.

HEIFER!!!!

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Submitted by Sexecution on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:56pm.

Wow I really thought that was a man, has anyone actually done DNA on this ahem girl? East German track athletes are more dainty than Brooke HOgan. DNA test before we watch this man working it, anyone?

Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:52pm.

Ok, who are those hookers again?

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Submitted by shamz-y93 on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:42pm.

whats wrong with this girl?? she invites people to her party and then strips it up for them?? does she want her guests to be blind??
~omg theres blood in my alcohol system~

Submitted by FuchsiaDeviant on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:16pm.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

No. Fucking. Way.

"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode

Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 7:02pm.

I won't comment on this.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by vanyvrgs on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 6:48pm.

OH. MY. GOD. I could agree with this behavior if I thought it would give her dad, a waste of space, a stroke or heartattack, but it will only give that sick ass a hard on.

Disgusting -- but it appears Brooke has realized that she has no talent and can only succeed by selling her sex, whatever that may be, if it sells -- all I know is that I ain't buying...

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:52pm.

Sean - HA! I don't know how I missed that. I can usually spot a dildo from a mile away. Nice one

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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.

Submitted by sean on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:50pm.

Am I the ONLY ONE who thinks she's singing into a dildo?

Submitted by paulapoo on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:46pm.

Mishma I occasionally read the forum but never post. I pretty much keep my chapless ass outta there. These comment threads are crazy enough.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:45pm.

who knew brooke hogan was so popular

Submitted by paulapoo on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 3:18pm.

paulapoo,
I was being a smart-ass. PSL's pet peeve is "irregardless" and Migraineuses pet peeve is "ass-less chaps".

Apparently it was much funnier in my head.
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Clarisse it is funny! I didn't read enough of the thread to see PSL's irregardless pet peeve, I only read about the Assless Chaps pet peeve. That's what I get for just jumping into the middle of a long thread like an idiot. *slaps myself*

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:26pm.

Tailgaters suck ASS!
I get pissed off i someone does that to me....rear ending someone in a car is NOT an accident. It is something can be easily avoided.

I want to make a bumper sticker that says, "The only place I like my ass rode is in bed- please back the fuck off!"

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:25pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I don't really have any peeves on line. In life it is 1)tail-gaters, 2)nose pickers and 3)cell phone divas.
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I really hate when some bitch is doing all three at the same time!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:24pm.

Mrs.Kravitz,
You always get me! It's a good thing you can translate dummy.

PSL,
I don't really have any peeves on line. In life it is 1)tail-gaters, 2)nose pickers and 3)cell phone divas.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:23pm.

PSL - noone knews that you now.

DUH!

Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:23pm.

....why do I crave a Honeybaked Ham sandwich right now?...

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:22pm.

I R In yer internetz Mishma! I R stalker kitty!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:21pm.

Clarisse, I also HATE when people write "noone"...

it is TWO FUCKING WORDS. My 9th grade English teacher drilled that into our heads, and I shoot daggers with my eyes at anyone who writes it as one word......UGH!

rant over.

Submitted by mishma on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:20pm.

Sometimes the invisible hand gives you a hand job and sometimes it gives you the shocker

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 5:19pm.

My forum request hasn't been approved yet. I'm just glad I got the email saying I registered this time, rather than just an error. There was an error message, too, so I dunno.

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